# Might I suggest a UK DopeFest?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [February 15, 2007, 2:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347 "2007-02-15T14:59:36Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![jakeline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@jakeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jakeline)\
**Post date:** [March 1, 2007, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/81 "2007-03-01T23:00:13Z")

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Oooh, ooh! I’m going to be studying in London from June 23 to July 22. Mind if another 'murican joins you all?

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 7:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/82 "2007-03-02T07:04:16Z")

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[QUOTE=jakeline]  
Oooh, ooh! I’m going to be studying in London from June 23 to July 22. Mind if another 'murican joins you all?  
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Well considering that all merkins are incredibly wealthy you are welcome.

Means that we Britons will not have to shell out for practically anything, being poverty stricken and all 😛

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 8:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/83 "2007-03-02T08:17:57Z")

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Admiróse un portugués,  
al ver que en su tierna infancia;  
todos los niños de Francia,  
supieran hablar francés.

“Arte diabólica es”-  
dijo torciendo el mostacho;  
“Pues, para hablar en gabacho,  
un gitano\* en Portugal  
llega a viejo y lo habla mal,  
y aquí lo parla el muchacho”.

…

A Portuguese was amazed  
that from their very first words  
the little children in France  
all of them in French a-spoke.

“Art of the devil, this is,”  
said he, twirling his moustache,  
“for that to speak in frog’stongue  
any man in Portugal  
gets to old age, speaks it wrong,  
and here a kid 'nit can talk.”

- Example of the Spanish usage of “gitano” as “a person of wit”, which I mention in [this thread](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=410420) about the word gypsy. I don’t know how else to translate gitano.

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**Author:** ![Gary\_Kumquat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/4491bb/32.png) [@Gary\_Kumquat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gary_Kumquat)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 12:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/84 "2007-03-02T12:17:29Z")

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[QUOTE=Quartz]  
I don’t recall Reading get a mention in Casablanca.  
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We’ll always have Reading.

Nope, it just doesn’t quite work, does it.

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**Author:** ![grimpixie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/ecb155/32.png) [@grimpixie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/grimpixie)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/85 "2007-03-02T13:28:37Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
You’re missing the whole point. English is _the_ International language.  
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Not just English - _shouted_ English!! Well, at least it will be Europe-wide soon [if this proposal goes through…](http://newsbiscuit.com/article/english-propose-shouting-as-single-european-language-014)

Grim 😉

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**Author:** ![jakeline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@jakeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jakeline)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/86 "2007-03-02T15:45:28Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
Well considering that all merkins are incredibly wealthy you are welcome.

Means that we Britons will not have to shell out for practically anything, being poverty stricken and all 😛  
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Yes, but I live in LA and I’m a student. This means, of course, that I wait tables for a living, while trying to sell my screenplay, break into the next big role, and start a singing career.

Besides, I’ll be lucky to even figure out the money. You mean a pound isn’t the same as a dollar? And what’s a quid? And what’s with all these coins? Math is so hard! 😃

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/87 "2007-03-02T19:23:41Z")

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A pound is worth about $1.70, a quid is slang for a pound, the coins are easy…there’s a thread about them somewhere but I’m to lazy to look for it.

You may wait tables but lookit all those huge tips you make…you aint kidding anyone buddy, the drinks are on you

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**Author:** ![jakeline](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a8b319/32.png) [@jakeline](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jakeline)\
**Post date:** [March 2, 2007, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/88 "2007-03-02T20:03:22Z")

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You know I was just trying to get out of buying drinks, right? 😛

Jakeline (Not a waitress, not an actor, not a screenwriter, not a singer, and knows how to convert currency pretty well.)

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**Author:** ![Angua](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/8baadc/32.png) [@Angua](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Angua)\
**Post date:** [March 3, 2007, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/89 "2007-03-03T00:40:15Z")

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[QUOTE=Gary Kumquat]  
We’ll always have Reading.

Nope, it just doesn’t quite work, does it.  
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Yeah, but Paris, its just this city you know.

Apologies to the late Douglas Adams

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 2:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/90 "2007-03-07T14:53:58Z")

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If I may… perhaps some locals could decide on a time, date and location?

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**Author:** ![Malacandra](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Malacandra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malacandra)\
**Post date:** [March 7, 2007, 3:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/91 "2007-03-07T15:33:04Z")

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[QUOTE=chowder]  
A pound is worth about $1.70, a quid is slang for a pound, the coins are easy…there’s a thread about them somewhere but I’m to lazy to look for it.

You may wait tables but lookit all those huge tips you make…you aint kidding anyone buddy, the drinks are on you  
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UK£ 1 = 1.9245 US$ as of a moment ago on Google’s currency converter. However, the buying power of an English pound in England is much the same as a US $ in America - your prices seem low to us. At any rate, I wouldn’t expect change out of a £10 note if our family of four went to McDonalds, and beer is well over £2 a pint most places you go (but our pints are 25% bigger than yours). Also, our gas prices will make your jaw drop - over seven bucks a gallon (again, rather bigger gallons, but we sell by the litre anyway).

But what the heck. We’re expensive, but we’re worth it. 😃

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [March 20, 2007, 9:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/92 "2007-03-20T21:17:34Z")

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[QUOTE=GrizzRich]  
If I may… perhaps some locals could decide on a time, date and location?  
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Because I haven’t forgotten and no-one else has stepped up to the plate

Starter for one:  
6:00pm Saturday 7th July, The Lapstone in Fair Oak - 20 minutes from Southampton, 10 minutes from the railway station in Eastleigh (I can do pickups for train travellers)

Nice pub - great garden (it will be summer), I know the landlord and could possibly organise a gazebo and BBQ if there is enough interest.

Of course if people want to meet in Southampton or London - suggest away.  
But firm suggestions for GrizzRich to plan on. He will be our (UK Dopers) guest.

Si

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**Author:** ![GrizzRich](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/7ba0ec/32.png) [@GrizzRich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrizzRich)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2007, 2:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/93 "2007-04-09T14:04:41Z")

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**Author:** ![si\_blakely](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/d9b06d/32.png) [@si\_blakely](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/si_blakely)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 8:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/94 "2007-04-11T08:11:52Z")

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Hell, Grizz

I though the locals were friendlier than this.

I’ll still take you out for a beer

Si

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**Author:** ![Nava](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/da6949/32.png) [@Nava](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nava)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 9:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/95 "2007-04-11T09:31:54Z")

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So finally when are we having this thing? I need to get tickets, you know 😃

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 10:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/96 "2007-04-11T10:10:46Z")

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[QUOTE=si\_blakely]  
Hell, Grizz I though the locals were friendlier than this.  
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Apparently they’re quite friendly if you’re prepared to do everything in London! Otherwise, well, you see what happens when you suggest they get out of their comfort zone?

I think I may be able to do that date though, I’ll have to check diaries and work out accommodation etc.

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/97 "2007-04-11T10:12:19Z")

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[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie]  
Apparently they’re quite friendly if you’re prepared to do everything in London! Otherwise, well, you see what happens when you suggest they get out of their comfort zone?

I think I may be able to do that date though, I’ll have to check diaries and work out accommodation etc.  
[/QUOTE]

We could allus share a room 🆒

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**Author:** ![scareyfaerie](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scareyfaerie/32/3135_2.png) [@scareyfaerie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/scareyfaerie)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 10:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/98 "2007-04-11T10:13:36Z")

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Fancy a threesome? 'im indoors may want to tag along!

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**Author:** ![chowder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/977dab/32.png) [@chowder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chowder)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 11:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/99 "2007-04-11T11:02:02Z")

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[QUOTE=ScareyFaerie]  
Fancy a threesome? 'im indoors may want to tag along!  
[/QUOTE]

::eek::

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**Author:** ![garius](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e19b73/32.png) [@garius](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/garius)\
**Post date:** [April 11, 2007, 12:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/might-i-suggest-a-uk-dopefest/392347/100 "2007-04-11T12:48:11Z")

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> Apparently they’re quite friendly if you’re prepared to do everything in London! Otherwise, well, you see what happens when you suggest they get out of their comfort zone?

Many a true word spoken in jest.

Southampton is just so…

…provincial.

In seriousness i doubt i can make a Southampton trip around that time - too much stuff to fit into weekends at the moment.

As always, however, I’m always happy to share a pint with anyone whose ramblings take them in the vicinity of Brighton or London.

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