# "Mike Hunt for President!"
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share
**Created:** [July 28, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668 "2005-07-28T23:16:45Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 3
### Author:  [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 5:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/41 "2005-07-29T05:27:55Z")
I don’t know…sometimes I think Mike Hunt is nothing but an insufferable twat.
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### Author:  [@Ruckinge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ruckinge)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 9:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/42 "2005-07-29T09:35:28Z")
What this country needs is more ambiguous vagina references from the Republican Party. Four more years! Four more years!
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### Author:  [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 9:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/43 "2005-07-29T09:39:08Z")
Mike Hunt…what a pussy.
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### Author:  [@BiblioCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BiblioCat)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 12:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/44 "2005-07-29T12:03:13Z")
\*:: shakes head :: \*
What, are you all 12 years old? Grow up!
Sheesh. :rolleyes:
_Walks away in disgust._
_::: Giggles. Giggles some more.
“Mike Hunt.” Okay, it’s kinda funny. :::_
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 12:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/45 "2005-07-29T12:14:00Z")
Presidential candidate Mike Hunt attended a performance of _The Vagina Monologues_ this evening. When asked what he thought of the production, he replied “It’s the best show I’ve seen since _Ragtime_.” The reporter was surprised at the quality of Mike Hunt’s voice. He obviously knows how to speak from his diaphram.
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### Author:  [@ladyfoxfyre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ladyfoxfyre)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 12:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/46 "2005-07-29T12:43:48Z")
> [@Eve](#):
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> Can’t you see him making the rounds of the talk shows? Jon Stewart: “And tonight’s guest is . . . Mike Hunt!”
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> [What kind of a _life_ must he have? What must his childhood and college experiences have been? Is he completely demented by now? What were his parents _thinking?_]
I graduated with a girl named Amanda Lay. No shit.
-foxy
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### Author:  [@VunderBob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VunderBob)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/47 "2005-07-29T13:11:30Z")
Will the Mike Hunt campaign organization employ a cunning linguist?
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### Author:  [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/48 "2005-07-29T13:43:23Z")
I believe they would be better served with a Master Debater. Someone who really has his/her finger on the hotbutton issues.
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### Author:  [@Zebra](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zebra)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 1:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/49 "2005-07-29T13:43:57Z")
Mike Hunt screws over the guys, favors Big Business.
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### Author:  [@Ponder\_Stibbons](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ponder_Stibbons)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 1:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/50 "2005-07-29T13:56:08Z")
After being elected …
Reporter: Mister President! Do you have anything to say about your brother York Hunt’s plan to send a man to Uranus?
President Mike Hunt: I think my brother’s off target with that suggestion. Obviously, man was never meant to travel to Uranus.
Reporter: But what about the fact that Santorum does not agree with you on this issue …
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### Author:  [@CandidGamera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CandidGamera)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 2:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/51 "2005-07-29T14:02:22Z")
The man clearly has his finger in a lot of pies.
He may be just what we need - someone who can think outside the box.
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### Author:  [@Arwin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Arwin)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 2:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/52 "2005-07-29T14:06:08Z")
> [@NoPretentiousCodename](#):
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> Headline:
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> Mike Hunt Needs Bush for “Red State” Support.
On the other hand, Bush cramps Mike Hunts style while campaigning in L.A.
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### Author:  [@SanibelMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SanibelMan)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 2:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/53 "2005-07-29T14:33:47Z")
Mike Hunt may not be pretty. But Mike Hunt comes through in a pinch.
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### Author:  [@Rufus\_Xavier](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rufus_Xavier)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/54 "2005-07-29T14:56:45Z")
Now if his opponent was Mike Hock, that would be funny:
**Mike Hunt and Mike Hock battle for supremacy**
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### Author:  [@Hypno-Toad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hypno-Toad)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/55 "2005-07-29T15:15:59Z")
“Congressional Committee To Probe Mike Hunt”
“Anonymous Informant Fingers Mike Hunt”
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 3:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/56 "2005-07-29T15:40:46Z")
A few weeks back, there could have been a bunch of “Deep Throat” jokes:
Mike Hunt looking for Deep Throat.
Is Mike Hunt Deep Throat.
To quote Unca Cecil: Another great joke killed by the truth.
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### Author:  [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 8:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/57 "2005-07-29T20:58:04Z")
Of course, if he loses the election in a vote-counting scandal:
“Mike Hunt Gets the Shaft.”
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### Author:  [@Tenar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tenar)
#### Post date: [July 29, 2005, 11:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/58 "2005-07-29T23:43:04Z")
“Polls rising for Mike Hunt!”
(This seems rather pointless in this particular thread, but nonetheless, I will warn that the link which follows is kind of, um, icky.)
“Mike Hunt denounces [Santorum](http://www.spreadingsantorum.com/)”
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### Author:  [@Hung\_Mung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hung_Mung)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/59 "2005-07-30T00:41:46Z")
Mike Hunt could snatch victory from the speculum of defeat.
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### Author:  [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)
#### Post date: [July 30, 2005, 3:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/60 "2005-07-30T03:53:53Z")
> [@ladyfoxfyre](#):
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> I graduated with a girl named Amanda Lay. No shit.
Sounds like Mike Hunt could use Amanda Lay.
And supposing he was assassinated while campaigning in South America, the headline might read: “Brazilian Whacks Mike Hunt!”
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