# "Mike Hunt for President!" **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 28, 2005, 11:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668 "2005-07-28T23:16:45Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Rhubarb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/59ef9b/32.png) [@Rhubarb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rhubarb)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 4:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/61 "2005-07-30T04:31:08Z")
[Fox News] Supporters say “No one who’s seen Mike Hunt will ever be the same.” [CBS News] Mike Hunt Under Investigation for Kotex Contributions. “Strings were pulled.” say insiders. [New York Times] DNC Chair Opines, “It’s time to take a long, hard look at Mike Hunt.” [Newsweek] Presidential Candidate Speaks at OB/GYN Convention “We found Mike Hunt to be warm and receptive.” say gynecologists. [Wall Street Journal] Justice Department to Probe Mike Hunt’s Affairs [GQ] Mike Hunt Glorious in Silk Boxers [Weekly World News] Nostradamus’ Prophecies Foretell Second Coming of Mike Hunt. ---
**Author:** ![JohnBckWLD](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/d6d6ee/32.png) [@JohnBckWLD](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnBckWLD)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 1:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/62 "2005-07-30T13:45:58Z")
> [@Ukulele Ike](#): > > Can we pair him up with New York City mayoral candidate **Anthony Wiener**? > > (Campaign slogan: “We’ve had a prick for four years, it’s time for a Wiener.”) I just got a flashback! I’m hearing former Yankeee Franks spokesman; Louis Tiant, doing the voice overs for their campain commercials. ---
**Author:** ![Rick](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/9f8e36/32.png) [@Rick](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rick)\ **Post date:** [July 30, 2005, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/63 "2005-07-30T14:56:06Z")
> [@wolf\_meister](#): > > I wonder if his opponent might be **Dick Hertz**? Actually Mr. Hertz will be Mr. Hunt’s running mate. The party hacks have not yet decided who will run for prez, and who will get the VP bid. Also it should be noted that Mr. Hertz is 6’ 5" and weighs over 300 lbs. So some of the potential campain slogans that the party is looking at: (for a lawn sign) **Vote for Big Dick Hertz Mike Hunt** or if the ticket is arranged the other way around this is the bumper sticker that would appear **Cunt / Hertz in 08** ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/64 "2005-07-31T00:24:34Z")
I’m sure that John Ashcroft would be against Mike Hunt. ---
**Author:** ![BlackKnight](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/eb8c5e/32.png) [@BlackKnight](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BlackKnight)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/65 "2005-07-31T00:54:21Z")
So, who else wants to set up a campaign website for this guy? Who’s with me? (It’s not illegal to set up a campaign website for someone without their knowledge, is it? :D) ---
**Author:** ![Argent\_Towers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e8c25b/32.png) [@Argent\_Towers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Argent_Towers)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 2:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/66 "2005-07-31T02:00:51Z")
> [@Rick](#): > > or if the ticket is arranged the other way around this is the bumper sticker that would appear > **Cunt / Hertz in 08** No. It would read **Hunt/Hertz in 08**. ---
**Author:** ![NoPretentiousCodename](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/82dd89/32.png) [@NoPretentiousCodename](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoPretentiousCodename)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 7:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/67 "2005-07-31T19:35:05Z")
Hillary Clinton up against Mike Hunt in '08! ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/68 "2005-07-31T20:48:55Z")
CAUCUS ENTHUSIASTICALLY PLUGS MIKE HUNT Dedicated staff confident incomer will run. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 8:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/69 "2005-07-31T20:50:05Z")
“Mike Hunt will not become sloppy under mounting pressures. When things get hairy, expect Mike Hunt to be ready to recieve the American People.” ---
**Author:** ![BJMoose](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/5fc32e/32.png) [@BJMoose](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BJMoose)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/70 "2005-07-31T22:25:48Z")
> [@Eve](#): > > . . . C’mon, wouldn’t we all like to see Mike Hunt in the White House? After much soul-searching, I’ve decided not to post the obvious response to that straight line. 😉 We interrupt this thread for a true anecdote: When I was a lad considering a career in radio, I came up with the airname of - you guessed it: Mike Hunt. Didn’t have a clue as to how that could be misheard. Thank Og I never used it! True political headline from _The Hutchinson News_ some years ago: Dick to Face Judge Long Carry on. Didn’t mean to snatch this thread from y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bb73d2/32.png) [@Dark\_Side\_of\_the\_Floyd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dark_Side_of_the_Floyd)\ **Post date:** [July 31, 2005, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668/71 "2005-07-31T22:46:05Z")
Huhhuh… “snatch”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-hunt-for-president/314668.md?page=3)