# Mike Rotch :)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 29, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051 "2000-09-29T19:52:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 20
**Page:** 1
### Author:  [@Tigreye007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tigreye007)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/1 "2000-09-29T19:52:29Z")
Hey guys. This is my first post! A friend of mine gave me information on this and I just love reading your witty comments! Keep it coming!
Anyways, I’m trying to compile a loooong list of those witty names such as the favorite “Ben Dover” (bend over) or “Mike Rotch” (my crotch), etc. , like Bart Simpson used to use all the time when he called up Moe’s Tavern. Give me your best!
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### Author:  [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 7:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/2 "2000-09-29T19:54:55Z")
Amanda Huginkiss.
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### Author:  [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/3 "2000-09-29T19:55:59Z")
Here’s one we used in 6th grade: Pete Zeria
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### Author:  [@Soup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soup)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 7:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/4 "2000-09-29T19:58:30Z")
Here’s a list of Bart Simpson’s phone calls:
[http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe\_calls.html](http://www.snpp.com/guides/moe_calls.html)
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### Author:  [@headshok](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/headshok)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/5 "2000-09-29T20:13:52Z")
Did you hear about Ben Dover’s buddy, Phil MacCrevice?
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/6 "2000-09-29T20:16:01Z")
Bertha Vanation
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### Author:  [@sk8rixtx](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/sk8rixtx)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/7 "2000-09-29T20:18:59Z")
Or Phil McCrackin
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### Author:  [@xizor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/xizor)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/8 "2000-09-29T21:15:56Z")
Mike Hunt
York Hunt
Seymore Butz
and my personal favorite
Haywood Jablowmee
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### Author:  [@Phobos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Phobos)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 9:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/9 "2000-09-29T21:46:21Z")
true story…
reporter talking live about some politician named Ron Pina…
“today, Ron Pina said…”
the reporter almost lost it when he realized it sounded like “penis-head”
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### Author:  [@Engineer\_Don](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Engineer_Don)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/10 "2000-09-29T22:06:10Z")
There is Ben’s sister Ilene Dover, Phil McAvity, I.P. Freely, and a nearly infinite number of Chinese sounding names such as Long Duck Dong.
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/11 "2000-09-29T22:06:43Z")
Holden McGroin.
Then there’s “Carrie Hunt.” Not laughing? Switch around the first two letters.
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### Author:  [@Duke](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Duke)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 10:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/12 "2000-09-29T22:07:53Z")
Switch around the first letters of each name, I should have typed…
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### Author:  [@tracer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tracer)
#### Post date: [September 29, 2000, 11:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/13 "2000-09-29T23:41:57Z")
Connie Lingus, and her cousin Phil A. Show.
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### Author:  [@Patty\_O\_Furniture](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Patty_O_Furniture)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 12:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/14 "2000-09-30T00:19:16Z")
When I used to work in the service division of a major electronics retailer (don’t want to name names- let’s call them “Circus Shitty”), I got a repair claim from a customer by the name or **Harrold Butz**.
Tee hee… Harry Butz.
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### Author:  [@Chocobo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chocobo)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 2:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/15 "2000-09-30T02:06:37Z")
My fav. was always Hugh Jass. Especially from the Simpsons when Moe said, ‘Hey everybody! Check the bathrooms for a Hugh Jass!’
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### Author:  [@OpalCat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/OpalCat)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/16 "2000-09-30T02:09:44Z")
On one episode of The Man Show, they got a bunch of guys who actually had these embarrassing names on and interviewed them. Then they scrolled a list of other names of actual people who refused to be on the show.
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### Author:  [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/17 "2000-09-30T02:51:25Z")
There was (is?) a hockey play for Quebec whose name was Joe Sakec. His last name is pronounced like “sackish.” Someone made a statement about some other player, and the TV anchor made a comparison by saying, “How about Joe Sakec at Quebec?”
It sounded just like, “How about Joe Sack-a-shit Quebec?”
A local radio station runs that clip alot.
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### Author:  [@Renton\_lvr](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Renton_lvr)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 3:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/18 "2000-09-30T03:12:01Z")
I like the variant of Mike Rotch…Mike Rotchburns
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### Author:  [@Annie-Xmas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Annie-Xmas)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 1:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/19 "2000-09-30T13:06:39Z")
And the infamous Mr. Meoff. First name Jack. We refer telephone telemarketers to him a lot.
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### Author:  [@Giblets](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Giblets)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/20 "2000-09-30T14:45:53Z")
Mary Stoodintookit. Heard that one at a bowling alley. And, from Whose Line Is It Anyway, “Pat Nicely”.
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