# Mike Rotch :)
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051
**Category:** In My Humble Opinion
**Created:** [September 29, 2000, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051 "2000-09-29T19:52:29Z")
**Posts on this page:** 13
**Page:** 2
### Author:  [@Gilligan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gilligan)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 3:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/21 "2000-09-30T15:06:23Z")
Hugh Jorgen
Mike Hock
Dick Gozinya
Master Bates
Dixie Wrecked
Hugh G. Rection
Dick Hertz
Ollie Churpuzi
Hugh G. Rection
A character from Melrose Place - Peter Burns
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### Author:  [@aztec](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aztec)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 3:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/22 "2000-09-30T15:12:58Z")
there’s an anchor at our local TV station named ron beaton, the funny joke was always saying “is ron beaton off tonight?”
he has a son named benjamin, but everyone calls him ben beaton, that’s kinda funny too
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### Author:  [@Lnix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lnix)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/23 "2000-09-30T16:51:23Z")
Tara Hyman
Barry McKochiner
:rolleyes:
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### Author:  [@orion007](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/orion007)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 5:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/24 "2000-09-30T17:23:54Z")
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> \*Originally posted by Annie-Xmas \*
> \*\*And the infamous Mr. Meoff. First name Jack. We refer telephone telemarketers to him a lot. \*\*
That one is soo funny. My friend used to call himself that all the time… 😃 and then there’s Hugh G. Rection (eww) and Ima Goner.
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### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 6:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/25 "2000-09-30T18:21:12Z")
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> Holden McGroin.
Aye! and his good friend, Ruben M’Balls!
Careful, in a previous (allegedly musical) incarnation, I was Paisley Schwartz.
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### Author:  [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 6:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/26 "2000-09-30T18:30:30Z")
My mom was friends w/this couple whose last name was Zinnete. The man’s wife was expecting a baby boy, and they wanted to name him Ray…but someone pointed out that would be Ray Zinnete, or Raisenette…true story!
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### Author:  [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 6:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/27 "2000-09-30T18:33:17Z")
Here’s another one I just thought of…my friend’s mother works in a doctor’s office and one of his patients is an Oriental man named Fuc Yu 😃
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### Author:  [@cornflakes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cornflakes)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 6:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/28 "2000-09-30T18:42:55Z")
Oh yeah, years ago, a friend called the operator, and in a really bad Middle Eastern accent said “Hello, this is Condom! I wish to make emergency phone call to…” and gave the number for a public radio talk show. For years, my friend had a tape of:
“KPFT\*, you’re on the air.”
“Hello, this is the operator. I have an emergency phone call from Condom.”
“What! Ex-CUSE ME, OPERATOR???”
“I have an emergency phone call from Con… Oh, Never mind.” _CLICK_.
\*(Did _this_ surprise any Houston Dopers???)
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### Author:  [@Crunchy\_Frog](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Crunchy_Frog)
#### Post date: [September 30, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/29 "2000-09-30T18:51:45Z")
Most of the ones I knew have been covered, but one of my favorites was Ava Gina.
(BTW, the last name rhymes with Dinah)
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### Author:  [@zenith](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/zenith)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 1:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/30 "2000-10-01T01:42:29Z")
Buster Hymen
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### Author:  [@MovieMogul](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MovieMogul)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/31 "2000-10-01T05:14:00Z")
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> Then there’s “Carrie Hunt.” Not laughing? Switch around the first two letters
Still not laughing.
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### Author:  [@Celyn](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Celyn)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 5:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/32 "2000-10-01T05:59:41Z")
Martha Farquar
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### Author:  [@Malarky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malarky)
#### Post date: [October 1, 2000, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-rotch/35051/33 "2000-10-01T22:34:07Z")
This kid I knew once had a dauchound named “My Penis”…he’d go up to people and say “Do you want to see a picture of My Penis?” or “I lost My Penis…it’s brown, hairy, and 24 inches long” I dunno, I find this kind of juvenile humor amusing :)😃
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