# Mike Tyson Porn flick **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 4, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616 "2005-08-04T20:48:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/47e85d/32.png) [@Captain\_Lance\_Murdoch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Captain_Lance_Murdoch)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/1 "2005-08-04T20:48:40Z")
Supposedly, “Iron” Mike Tyson is considering appearing in a porno with Jenna Jameson. Shudders. I foresee ophthalmologists being overrun with Oedipus-type injuries. ---
**Author:** ![holmes](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e95f7d/32.png) [@holmes](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/holmes)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/2 "2005-08-04T20:53:18Z")
The way to do it would be to make a it $24.95 download with some form of DRM. This way they’ll stop a good bit of the easily DVD coping that goes on. They could make a nice chunk of change…and he needs it. ---
**Author:** ![Revtim](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/revtim/32/1042_2.png) [@Revtim](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Revtim)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/3 "2005-08-04T21:07:47Z")
Somehow, Don King will end up the one fucking Jenna. ---
**Author:** ![Ike\_Witt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ike_witt/32/283_2.png) [@Ike\_Witt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ike_Witt)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/4 "2005-08-04T21:27:28Z")
Who the hell would want to watch it? ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 9:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/5 "2005-08-04T21:30:46Z")
> [@](#): > > Somehow, Don King will end up the one fucking Jenna. Replace “Jenna” with “Mike” and I believe you’re onto something. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/6 "2005-08-04T21:33:13Z")
[rapping] I’m gonna knock you up! I’m gonna knock you up! [/r] ---
**Author:** ![Bomzaway](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e480ec/32.png) [@Bomzaway](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bomzaway)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/7 "2005-08-04T21:35:32Z")
I wonder if he’ll bite something off… ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 9:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/8 "2005-08-04T21:37:12Z")
I wonder if _she’ll_ bite something off. ---
**Author:** ![middleman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e9a140/32.png) [@middleman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/middleman)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/9 "2005-08-04T22:01:56Z")
I’d pay to see it. ---
**Author:** ![kevja](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/aeb1de/32.png) [@kevja](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kevja)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 10:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/10 "2005-08-04T22:08:17Z")
> [@middleman](#): > > I’d pay to see it. Me too. ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 10:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/11 "2005-08-04T22:53:33Z")
One word: FEAR. That’s what this thread title made me feel. Not sure why… ---
**Author:** ![Askia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/96bed5/32.png) [@Askia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Askia)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/12 "2005-08-04T23:38:41Z")
I forsee complications on the set. Mike: Oh, Jenna, you make me so hot, you’re so sexy, I want to eat your kids. Director: CUT. Mike! That’s “I want to eat your _pussy._” Mike: Sorry. Jenna: I kinda like the way he says it. Director: Take nineteen. Wait… “Iron” Mike’s gone soft again. Where’s the fluffer? PERCY! Mike: Can’t I get a girl fluffer? I don’t like that guy touching me. Director: (mimicking Mike) That would be ludicrous. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/13 "2005-08-04T23:52:31Z")
“I’m gonna fuck you into Bolivia.” ---
**Author:** ![ouryL](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ouryl/32/6067_2.png) [@ouryL](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ouryL)\ **Post date:** [August 4, 2005, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/14 "2005-08-04T23:58:26Z")
Who’s gonna wear the strap-on dildo? “Iron” Mike Tyson? Jenna Jameson? ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/15 "2005-08-05T00:31:05Z")
One of the gossip columns in todays NY Daily News mentioned '14 inches" (I had to re- read it 3 times). Pretty sure it was a typ-o, or he would have been in porn 30 years ago. ---
**Author:** ![saoirse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/5daacb/32.png) [@saoirse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saoirse)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/16 "2005-08-05T00:41:52Z")
They’re referring to his biceps, of course. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/17 "2005-08-05T02:10:44Z")
I hope it is a silent movie… ---
**Author:** ![Loopydude](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e56c9b/32.png) [@Loopydude](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loopydude)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/18 "2005-08-05T02:12:18Z")
> [@Askia](#): > > I forsee complications on the set. OK, that was extrememly funny… 😃 ---
**Author:** ![billsfootballbuffulo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/dec6dc/32.png) [@billsfootballbuffulo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/billsfootballbuffulo)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/19 "2005-08-05T02:29:43Z")
Doesn’t Jenna Jameson only do lesbian porn now that she is married? ---
**Author:** ![Tentacle\_Monster](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ba9def/32.png) [@Tentacle\_Monster](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tentacle_Monster)\ **Post date:** [August 5, 2005, 2:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/20 "2005-08-05T02:50:55Z")
> [@holmes](#): > > The way to do it would be to make a it $24.95 download with some form of DRM. This way they’ll stop a good bit of the easily DVD coping that goes on. They could make a nice chunk of change…and he needs it. Haven’t you noticed that most if not all porn DVDs have no form of DRM? And I’ve yet to come across\* a 'Net video that had DRM. Porn producers don’t seem to care much about piracy. Either their profit margin is high enough for it not to matter, or they know that DRM will just piss off the paying customers. Besides, I’m pretty sure most porn stars don’t get a cut of the gross. If Tyson insisted on it, it might be a deal-breaker. There’s no way Iron Mike is going to retire on one porn video. \*no pun intended [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616.md?page=2)