# Mike Tyson Porn flick **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [August 4, 2005, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616 "2005-08-04T20:48:40Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 11\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![MadderMitch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8e7dd6/32.png) [@MadderMitch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MadderMitch)\ **Post date:** [August 6, 2005, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/41 "2005-08-06T22:37:17Z")
Or how the hell P-Parker would get the scoop on _those_ pics. ---
**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/42 "2005-08-07T01:13:35Z")
> [@middleman](#): > > I wonder how successful J Jonah Jameson/ Mike Tyson porn would be? I’d need a bottle of Jameson’s after seeing that. Or preferably before. ---
**Author:** ![malzen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/22d042/32.png) [@malzen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/malzen)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/43 "2005-08-07T01:17:08Z")
How upside down is this world? If you ask me he should’ve been banging Jenna all along, then lost his money, gotten desperate, and **then** been forced to bite a man’s ear on pay-per-view. It’s a sad, sad world we live in. ---
**Author:** ![Casey1505](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dc4da7/32.png) [@Casey1505](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Casey1505)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 1:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/44 "2005-08-07T01:54:11Z")
> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#): > > I’d need a bottle of Jameson’s after seeing that. Or preferably before. I’d need it IV’d during, as well. ---
**Author:** ![chaoticbear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/f07891/32.png) [@chaoticbear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chaoticbear)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 2:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/45 "2005-08-07T02:32:52Z")
> [@Biffy the Elephant Shrew](#): > > With that weird flat-top and the Hitler mustache? [No way.](http://www.cedmagic.com/featured/spider-man/cartoon-jameson-2135.html) I dunno. I like him better then Jenna. ---
**Author:** ![supervenusfreak](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@supervenusfreak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/supervenusfreak)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 2:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/46 "2005-08-07T02:33:56Z")
> [@chaoticdonkey](#): > > I dunno. I like him better then Jenna. Well he does have a nice butt… ---
**Author:** ![Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/earl_snake-hips_tucker/32/3269_2.png) [@Earl\_Snake-Hips\_Tucker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Earl_Snake-Hips_Tucker)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/47 "2005-08-07T16:53:24Z")
Actually, from the reports I read, nothing at first glance indicates he’s supposed to be doing the nasty with Jenna herself, only that her representatives have asked him to be in a Jenna movie. ---
**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/48 "2005-08-07T17:57:24Z")
She’s been doing a lot of producing lately, huh? Maybe this is going to be _Rocco Loves Tyson_ instead. AKA, “The Italian stud eats microwaved chicken for an hour!” Sorry. ---
**Author:** ![ltfire](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@ltfire](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ltfire)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 11:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/49 "2005-08-07T23:12:51Z")
I’m seeing an S & M movie theme. During the money shot, Tyson starts biting off body parts. :eek: ---
**Author:** ![Larry\_Mudd](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/f14d63/32.png) [@Larry\_Mudd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Larry_Mudd)\ **Post date:** [August 7, 2005, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/50 "2005-08-07T23:25:36Z")
> [@MadderMitch](#): > > Who finds J.Jameson attractive? Dressed for work? No. [She’s _smokin’_ without the clown makeup, though.](http://www.punkasspunk.com/psb/JennaNoMakeup.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![silenus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/silenus/32/166_2.png) [@silenus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/silenus)\ **Post date:** [August 8, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616/51 "2005-08-08T00:11:18Z")
She was really hot when she just entered the business, before the boob job and the milage. Now…on the verge of being a crack whore. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-porn-flick/315616.md?page=2)