# Mike Tyson VS a shoal of Lois Suarez

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**Category:** In My Humble Opinion\
**Created:** [July 19, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-vs-a-shoal-of-lois-suarez/693569 "2014-07-19T23:54:14Z")\
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**Author:** ![Namkcalb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/c89c15/32.png) [@Namkcalb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Namkcalb)\
**Post date:** [July 19, 2014, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mike-tyson-vs-a-shoal-of-lois-suarez/693569/1 "2014-07-19T23:54:14Z")

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How many [Suarez](http://www.thegliff.com/static/media/uploads/suarez_bite_meme_2.jpg)would it take to beat [Mike Tyson](http://resources0.news.com.au/images/2013/10/23/1226745/227172-holyfield-bite.jpg) in a no-holds-barred fight?

Scenario 2 Biting only.