# Mila Kunis, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012
**URL:** https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343
**Category:** Cafe Society
**Created:** [October 10, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343 "2012-10-10T18:53:07Z")
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### Author:  [@Gangster\_Octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gangster_Octopus)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/1 "2012-10-10T18:53:07Z")
[Link to a USA Today Story because I cannot get to Esquire](http://www.usatoday.com/story/entertainment/2012/10/08/esquire-2012-sexiest-woman-alive-mila-kunis-topless/1619665/)
I am certainly not going to argue, I mean Sexiest woman alive is pretty subjective, but if you are going to set out to name someone she is certainly on the short list. If forced to make a choice I would go with Selma Hayek, but Mila Kunis will do in a pinch.
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### Author:  [@Wheelz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wheelz)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/2 "2012-10-10T18:55:14Z")
I approve of this decision.
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### Author:  [@August\_West](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/August_West)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/3 "2012-10-10T18:56:10Z")
Meh, her body looks like it belongs to a 12 year old boy, IMO. I prefer a curve or two.
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### Author:  [@Justin\_Bailey](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Justin_Bailey)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/4 "2012-10-10T18:58:00Z")
> [@August\_West](#):
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> Meh, her body looks like it belongs to a 12 year old boy, IMO. I prefer a curve or two.
You forgot to add…
“…was said by no person ever.”
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### Author:  [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/5 "2012-10-10T18:58:08Z")
> [@Gangster\_Octopus](#):
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> I am certainly not going to argue, I mean Sexiest woman alive is pretty subjective, but if you are going to set out to name someone she is certainly on the short list. If forced to make a choice I would go with Selma Hayek, but Mila Kunis will do in a pinch.
Wrong century. She was sexy (barely) before 2000. Strangely, no one seemed to notice.
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### Author:  [@pseudotriton\_ruber\_ruber](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pseudotriton_ruber_ruber)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/6 "2012-10-10T18:58:23Z")
A lot of 12-year-old boys are wishing that her body belonged to them.
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### Author:  [@corkboard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/corkboard)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 6:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/7 "2012-10-10T18:59:29Z")
Salma.
But yeah, Mila works.
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### Author:  [@Critical1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Critical1)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/8 "2012-10-10T19:04:59Z")
mmmmmmm
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### Author:  [@Alessan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Alessan)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/9 "2012-10-10T19:07:45Z")
I don’t know; I never really liked her scrunched-up little face. She’s just kind of ordinary looking.
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### Author:  [@Khadaji](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khadaji)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/10 "2012-10-10T19:09:53Z")
She is what I call “my dirty old man crush.” I think she is sexy as all heck - but I’m like twice her age.
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### Author:  [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/11 "2012-10-10T19:11:12Z")
I’d do her, if she was wearing glasses and a pink beanie.
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### Author:  [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/12 "2012-10-10T19:16:03Z")
For a certain subset of guys (Internet geeks), personality counts, and her looks are augmented by her smarts/nerdiness. Apparently there are girls on WoW. Natalie Portman is similar, except she has annoying hardcore veganism baggage.
> [@Musicat](#):
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> Wrong century. She was sexy (barely) before 2000. Strangely, no one seemed to notice.
I hope you’re talking about Salma there, or that’s a few kinds of wrong; well maybe depending on what state/country you live in. Also, the OP’s typo of “Selma” Hayek. That [conjures an image that cannot be unseen](http://m1so.wbl.sk/patty-selma.gif).
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### Author:  [@aceplace57](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aceplace57)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/13 "2012-10-10T19:20:04Z")
Esquire pics here. Very nice looking lady. Not really a natural beauty. Note the last photo without makeup. But she looks great fixed up.
> **[Topless Mila Kunis proves why she is the sexiest woman alive in racy Esquire...](https://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2214431/Topless-Mila-Kunis-proves-sexiest-woman-alive-racy-Esquire-photoshoot.html)**
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> She appears on the November issue of Esquire as the sexiest woman alive. But Mila Kunis is determined not to let the positive hype increase her ego.
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### Author:  [@Robot\_Arm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Robot_Arm)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/14 "2012-10-10T19:24:03Z")
Doesn’t quite do it for me.
> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> For a certain subset of guys (Internet geeks), personality counts, and her looks are augmented by her smarts/nerdiness.
I don’t know; I lose a bit of respect for someone who hangs around with Ashton Kutcher even after she stops getting paid to.
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### Author:  [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/15 "2012-10-10T19:43:52Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> I hope you’re talking about Salma there, or that’s a few kinds of wrong; well maybe depending on what state/country you live in. Also, the OP’s typo of “Selma” Hayek. That [conjures an image that cannot be unseen](http://m1so.wbl.sk/patty-selma.gif).
Obviously (What are you, blind?), Patty is the sexy one of the pair. Selma, not so much.
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### Author:  [@TriPolar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TriPolar)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 7:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/16 "2012-10-10T19:53:06Z")
Cute yes. Sexiest woman alive, no. Hard to say who is. I’ve given up my infatuation with Megan Fox, so I’ll have to dwell on this for a while.
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### Author:  [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/17 "2012-10-10T20:02:02Z")
Seriously?
She has an interesting look–a “non-standard beauty” if you will–but she’s nowhere near the sexiest woman alive. She is attractive, but would have a hard time making a living off of her looks alone.
I’ll take [Sofia Veraga](http://209.160.28.41/ds_img_direct.php?i=sofia-verga-1.jpg&t=8&d=ksyl7rgbhy&x=360&y=480&l1=865&l2=623).
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### Author:  [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 8:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/18 "2012-10-10T20:09:22Z")
> [@aceplace57](#):
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> Esquire pics here. Very nice looking lady. Not really a natural beauty. Note the last photo without makeup. But she looks great fixed up.
> [Topless Mila Kunis proves why she is the sexiest woman alive in racy Esquire photoshoot | Daily Mail Online](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-2214431/Topless-Mila-Kunis-proves-sexiest-woman-alive-racy-Esquire-photoshoot.html)
What’s up with that third image? It looks like she has a Kindle stuffed in her panties.
> [@Musicat](#):
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> Obviously (What are you, blind?), Patty is the sexy one of the pair. Selma, not so much.
Oh yeah, Bactrian is way hotter than Dromedary. I tried to hit on her once but she wasn’t interested for some reason, though.
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### Author:  [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/19 "2012-10-10T20:10:05Z")
Yeah, she looks sexy in those pics, but so do all well-bodied stars with the right lighting, angles, makeup, and photoshop. When you look at her normally, she has a rocking bod, but her face leaves a lot to be desired. When she was younger, her babyfat covered it up.
Sorta like Selena Gomez. Or quite a few other previous Disney Channel stars. It happens often to actors who were beautiful kids.
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### Author:  [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)
#### Post date: [October 10, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/20 "2012-10-10T20:21:23Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#):
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> For a certain subset of guys (Internet geeks), personality counts, and her looks are augmented by her smarts/nerdiness. Apparently there are girls on WoW. Natalie Portman is similar, except she has annoying hardcore veganism baggage.
Wait–are you saying that personality _doesn’t_ matter to you? Because (while Ms. Kunis isn’t all that sexy to me, as I know little about her) to me personality is a prime component of sexiness. Appearance is in there as well, but personality is slightly more important.
As I wrote elsewhere on this board, Jamie Lee Curtis is not beautiful, but she remains sexy. Portman is both beautiful & sexy. Nicole Kidman is beautiful (or was a few years ago; I haven’t seen a photo or video of her in years) but not especially sexy.
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