# Mila Kunis, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 10, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343 "2012-10-10T18:53:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/21 "2012-10-10T20:21:34Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Yeah, she looks sexy in those pics, but so do all well-bodied stars with the right lighting, angles, makeup, and photoshop. When you look at her normally, she has a rocking bod, but her face leaves a lot to be desired. When she was younger, her babyfat covered it up. > > Sorta like Selena Gomez. Or quite a few other previous Disney Channel stars. It happens often to actors who were beautiful kids. I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/22 "2012-10-10T20:32:13Z")
[Oh, if we’re factoring in personality here…](http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Pauley-Perrette/Pauley-Perrette-1125798.jpg) ETA: Then again, Vergara still wouldn’t be doing too shabbily. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/23 "2012-10-10T20:40:56Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > [Oh, if we’re factoring in personality here…](http://media.celebrity-pictures.ca/Celebrities/Pauley-Perrette/Pauley-Perrette-1125798.jpg) A good example. I don’t know anything about Perrette’s personality and prefer to keep it that way, but while playing Abby on NCIS, she simply _screams_ sexy. > [@](#): > > ETA: Then again, Vergara still wouldn’t be doing too shabbily. Is that the woman from Modern Family? ---
**Author:** ![Musicat](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/musicat/32/20189_2.png) [@Musicat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Musicat)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/24 "2012-10-10T20:41:50Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > What’s up with that third image? It looks like she has a Kindle stuffed in her panties. That Kindle is for sale on eBay; make an offer! ---
**Author:** ![GovernmentMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9c0ed/32.png) [@GovernmentMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GovernmentMan)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/25 "2012-10-10T20:48:15Z")
Don’t find her all that attractive or sexy. I can think of dozens of sexier celebrities. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/26 "2012-10-10T20:49:02Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Is that the woman from Modern Family? [Yes.](http://www.howmuchdotheyweigh.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/sofia-vergara.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Snowboarder\_Bo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/snowboarder_bo/32/229_2.png) [@Snowboarder\_Bo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snowboarder_Bo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 9:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/27 "2012-10-10T21:11:57Z")
> [@GovernmentMan](#): > > Don’t find her all that attractive or sexy. > > I can think of dozens of sexier celebrities. I can think of thousands of sexier women. I can find dozens sexier at the mall. On a Tuesday. At noon. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 9:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/28 "2012-10-10T21:22:35Z")
> [@August\_West](#): > > Meh, her body looks like it belongs to a 12 year old boy, IMO. I prefer a curve or two. You know some interesting 12 year old boys. I’ve never seen one with a body like [this](http://userserve-ak.last.fm/serve/_/48031225/Mila+Kunis.jpg). ---
**Author:** ![thelurkinghorror](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/7c8e57/32.png) [@thelurkinghorror](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/thelurkinghorror)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/29 "2012-10-10T21:27:57Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Wait–are you saying that personality _doesn’t_ matter to you? Because (while Ms. Kunis isn’t all that sexy to me, as I know little about her) to me personality is a prime component of sexiness. Appearance is in there as well, but personality is slightly more important. What? No. It’s a big part of her attractiveness for me. > [@Musicat](#): > > That Kindle is for sale on eBay; make an offer! I think you gotta put in a disclaimer saying it was washed, or else eBay takes it down. ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 9:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/30 "2012-10-10T21:40:17Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Ms. Kunis isn’t all that sexy to me, as I know little about her I’m sure if you sent her a tweet saying you’d like to get to know her better so you could find her sexier, she’d be super stoked to help out. ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 9:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/31 "2012-10-10T21:51:51Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > I’m sure if you sent her a tweet saying you’d like to get to know her better so you could find her sexier, she’d be super stoked to help out. I don’t think I’ve ever sent a tweet. Athena willing I never shall. Why should I want to find a total stranger sexier? ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/32 "2012-10-10T22:28:29Z")
I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves). ---
**Author:** ![polar\_bear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ec9cab/32.png) [@polar\_bear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/polar_bear)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/33 "2012-10-10T22:32:16Z")
I just happen to be watching ‘Forgetting Sarah Marshall’ right now…and yeah, I can see it. The character she plays may be helping as well ;). Of course there are a whole lot of sexy women, but she is definitely one of them. Also she has both blue and brown eyes, it’s like two girls at once… ---
**Author:** ![Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ecccb3/32.png) [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skald_the_Rhymer)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 10:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/34 "2012-10-10T22:37:02Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves). I am sure you did not intend to imply that any of those were more comely than Kate Winslet. It was probably an oversight caused by lack of caffeine. Drink some coffee. ---
**Author:** ![pulykamell](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pulykamell/32/3166_2.png) [@pulykamell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pulykamell)\ **Post date:** [October 10, 2012, 10:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/35 "2012-10-10T22:46:12Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves). Nah, I’ll take Mila over all of those. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/36 "2012-10-11T00:13:01Z")
> [@](#): > > I am sure you did not intend to imply that any of those were more comely than Kate Winslet. It was probably an oversight caused by lack of caffeine. Drink some coffee. Like I said, it was just off the top of my head. Kate Winslet is definitely a serious contender, too: I just haven’t seen her in anything recently, so she wasn’t in the forefront of my mind. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 12:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/37 "2012-10-11T00:22:39Z")
Mila Kunis is okay I guess. Not sure who I’d prefer, I’d have to look at the short list. ---
**Author:** ![Bryan\_Ekers](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bryan_ekers/32/183_2.png) [@Bryan\_Ekers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bryan_Ekers)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/38 "2012-10-11T01:12:04Z")
> [@GuanoLad](#): > > Mila Kunis is okay I guess. > > Not sure who I’d prefer, I’d have to look at the short list. What, you don’t like tall chicks? ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 1:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/39 "2012-10-11T01:14:32Z")
Not sure who I’d prefer, I’d have to look at the average to tall list. ---
**Author:** ![GovernmentMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e9c0ed/32.png) [@GovernmentMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GovernmentMan)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/40 "2012-10-11T01:22:10Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. And who I’m also not claiming is the sexiest woman alive, just a better approximation than Ms. Kunis. Off the top of my head, the top contenders would probably be Helena Bonham Carter, Scarlett Johansson, and Kiera Knightly (who, yes, I’m quite aware is rather deficient in curves). Helena Bonham Carter and Kiera Knightly are sexy? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343.md?page=3)