# Mila Kunis, Esquire's Sexiest Woman Alive 2012 **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [October 10, 2012, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343 "2012-10-10T18:53:07Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 17\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [October 11, 2012, 8:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/61 "2012-10-11T20:38:34Z")
> [@thelurkinghorror](#): > > Ok, your internet meme post needs a bump. What’s funny is how it so perfectly blended into actual earnest posts stating basically the same thing. ---
**Author:** ![Yookeroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yookeroo/32/323_2.png) [@Yookeroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yookeroo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 12:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/62 "2012-10-12T00:29:37Z")
> [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > I don’t think I’ve ever sent a tweet. Athena willing I never shall. God forbid. > [@Skald\_the\_Rhymer](#): > > Why should I want to find a total stranger sexier? Why not? What does “why” have to do with it? Or “want”? > [@Sleeps\_With\_Butterflies](#): > > You’re fighting a losing battle around here. There are some that think anything less than overweight is the body of a 12 year old boy. Don’t waste your time. Yeah. I was kinda thinking this. > [@August\_West](#): > > Not that I’m blind to that fact that she has breasts, clearly she does. I’m saying that minus the breast, she hasn’t got a feminine figure. The “kindle butt” picture is a perfect example, if her heels weren’t 8 inches in the air, she’d have no calves at all and her ass would be flatter than my ironing board. I think I want to fuck you ironing board. Her ass is nothing like an ironing board. Nor a 12 year old boy. Yeah, “except for her tits and ass, she looks exactly like a 12 year old boy”. But for her legs, her figure, her thighs, her belly…she’d look just like a boy! Maybe you can say this about Keira Knightley and defend it (kinda sorta), but Mila Kunis? That’s insane. ---
**Author:** ![BigT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bigt/32/12044_2.png) [@BigT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigT)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 9:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/63 "2012-10-12T09:48:23Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > I definitely would NOT hit it. Just look at those sharp knees. She is way below my standard. Yes, because saying someone does not qualify as the sexiest woman in the world is saying you wouldn’t have sex with her. This is Hollywood, not real life. A rockin’ bod is not enough. And, while I personally consider personality when saying someone is sexy (hence why Abby Sciuto is sexy but Pauley Perrette is not), it’s not what the term means when used in magazines. It always means the most beautiful person in a sexual way. ---
**Author:** ![EllisDee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ellisdee/32/4531_2.png) [@EllisDee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EllisDee)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 12:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/64 "2012-10-12T12:19:26Z")
> [@StusBlues](#): > > I’ll take [Sofia Veraga](http://209.160.28.41/ds_img_direct.php?i=sofia-verga-1.jpg&t=8&d=ksyl7rgbhy&x=360&y=480&l1=865&l2=623). > [@Chronos](#): > > I won’t say she’s not sexy (she’s certainly in the high 90s percentile, among the population as a whole), she’s far from the sexiest woman alive. Just for starters, the page the OP linked to has a link at the bottom to Christina Hendricks, who is sexier. > [@Chronos](#): > > Like I said, it was just off the top of my head. Kate Winslet is definitely a serious contender, too: I just haven’t seen her in anything recently, so she wasn’t in the forefront of my mind. I’m not into fat chicks. I probably wouldn’t put Mila as #1, but definitely top 5. My #1 would be either Laura Vandervoort or Minka Kelly. ---
**Author:** ![Chronos](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chronos/32/134_2.png) [@Chronos](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chronos)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 12:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/65 "2012-10-12T12:35:18Z")
> [@](#): > > I’m not into fat chicks. Neither am I. What does that have to do with the posts you quoted? ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/66 "2012-10-12T13:16:42Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Neither am I. What does that have to do with the posts you quoted? Oh, come on, **Ellis Dee’s** obviously one of those guys who enable anorexics. ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/67 "2012-10-12T13:22:02Z")
> [@Chronos](#): > > Either we’re to believe that beauty is so ephemeral that it peaks sharply over a span of less than a year, or these awards don’t really mean anything. Once the boys at Los Alamos and Fermi Lab hear about this, they’ll be crushed to learn that all their work into this scientific field has been for naught. ---
**Author:** ![jz78817](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jz78817/32/1028_2.png) [@jz78817](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jz78817)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 1:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/68 "2012-10-12T13:52:48Z")
No argument here. my only problem with Mila is that any time she speaks, I can’t shake the visualization of Meg Griffin. ---
**Author:** ![StusBlues](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/dc4da7/32.png) [@StusBlues](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/StusBlues)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 1:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/69 "2012-10-12T13:54:52Z")
> [@jz78817](#): > > No argument here. my only problem with Mila is that any time she speaks, I can’t shake the visualization of Meg Griffin. Yeaaahhhh, baby! ---
**Author:** ![Evil\_Captor](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/f17d59/32.png) [@Evil\_Captor](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Evil_Captor)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 1:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/70 "2012-10-12T13:58:05Z")
> [@Jophiel](#): > > Once the boys at Los Alamos and Fermi Lab hear about this, they’ll be crushed to learn that all their work into this scientific field has been for naught. Esquire has a “Sexiest Physicists Alive” award? :dubious: ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/71 "2012-10-12T16:01:53Z")
> [@Evil\_Captor](#): > > Esquire has a “Sexiest Physicists Alive” award? It’s rigged. Christmas Jones keeps winning it every year. ---
**Author:** ![GrandWino](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/grandwino/32/67_2.png) [@GrandWino](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandWino)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/72 "2012-10-12T16:09:10Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Yes, because saying someone does not qualify as the sexiest woman in the world is saying you wouldn’t have sex with her. Not with those sharp knees I won’t! ---
**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/73 "2012-10-12T16:42:36Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s rigged. Christmas Jones keeps winning it every year. That’s only evidence that she IS! ---
**Author:** ![WordMan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/e8c25b/32.png) [@WordMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WordMan)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 5:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/74 "2012-10-12T17:05:44Z")
> [@Little\_Nemo](#): > > It’s rigged. Christmas Jones keeps winning it every year. Wouldn’t Lisa Randall win? [See entry #5 on this list of the 15 hottest female intellectuals…](http://www.superscholar.org/the-15-hottest-female-intellectuals/) ---
**Author:** ![standingwave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/9de0a6/32.png) [@standingwave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/standingwave)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/75 "2012-10-12T17:16:47Z")
> [@BigT](#): > > Yes, because saying someone does not qualify as the sexiest woman in the world is saying you wouldn’t have sex with her. “It’s _'Is she hot?_’ Not ‘_Would you do her_?’ Respect the game.” -Kevin Malone, The Office ---
**Author:** ![Kimballkid](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b5a626/32.png) [@Kimballkid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kimballkid)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 6:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/76 "2012-10-12T18:15:18Z")
> [@WordMan](#): > > Wouldn’t Lisa Randall win? [See entry #5 on this list of the 15 hottest female intellectuals…](http://www.superscholar.org/the-15-hottest-female-intellectuals/) Wow!! I wish even one of my instructors/professors at college looked like one of those women. Especially #3 Cassandra Dawn. ---
**Author:** ![tim-n-va](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tim-n-va/32/3001_2.png) [@tim-n-va](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tim-n-va)\ **Post date:** [October 12, 2012, 6:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343/77 "2012-10-12T18:57:20Z")
> [@Bob Ducca](#): > > Not with those sharp knees I won’t! Two words: Knee pads. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-esquires-sexiest-woman-alive-2012/637343.md?page=3)