# Mila Kunis is flat as Nebraska. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 27, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575 "2003-11-27T14:07:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![crazy\_grady](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dbc845/32.png) [@crazy\_grady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crazy_grady)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/1 "2003-11-27T14:07:21Z")
I watched “That 70s show”, 6 season/2nd episode where Mila Kunis and Laura Prepon (Julianne Moore Junior) went outside to sunbathe. While Junior had a lovely womanly body worthy of Renaissance period artwork, poor Mila (who otherwise is fine as hell) is as flat as the Great Plains. No body, Kind of painful to see. ike seeing an 11 year old girl and it being OK to see that. Mila is a 2 by 4. That 70s show has painted itself into a corner in my opinion. The kids on the show are out of school and should be attending college. The license plate clock states 1979, and the same people already burned “That 80s show” on a crappy program that was quickly cancelled. I would like to see this group mature into young adults and see Eric and Donna go off to school, let Mr. Demi be a cop and Hyde do what he does. They also need to bring back Chong (Leo) when he gets out of the pen for his BS pipe selling rap. This group could be a “Friends” for FOX network if done correctly. GRADY ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/2 "2003-11-27T15:03:09Z")
Pics? ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/3 "2003-11-27T15:08:48Z")
[Not THAT flat](http://thevector.njit.edu/20010417/images/mila.jpg) [Here, either](http://bz.berlin1.de/kino/arch/gifs/ch23baut.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![Horatio\_Hellpop](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e5b9ba/32.png) [@Horatio\_Hellpop](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Horatio_Hellpop)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/4 "2003-11-27T16:12:11Z")
Wow. I wish my standards were so high that I’d kick Mila Kunis out of bed given the chance. Instead, I’d be thanking the Deity for my incredible, undeserved good fortune. But that’s me. ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 4:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/5 "2003-11-27T16:56:24Z")
Kansas is flat. Nebraska is known for rolling hills. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 5:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/6 "2003-11-27T17:17:49Z")
_What?!_ She doesn’t have enormous tits?! _Kill 'er! Burn the witch!!!_ ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/7 "2003-11-27T22:13:39Z")
You have attempted to sully the good name of the Goddess that is Mila. I have no choice but to bring your term on this planet to an end. For this, I do apologize, but some things in life need to be done. I’m sure, if I weren’t about to bring about your demise, you would understand. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 27, 2003, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/8 "2003-11-27T22:17:09Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Mr. Blue Sky \* > \*\*[Here, either](http://bz.berlin1.de/kino/arch/gifs/ch23baut.jpg) \*\* Ah yes, she’s standing with my future wife. ---
**Author:** ![Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/ccd318/32.png) [@Carnac\_the\_Magnificent](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Carnac_the_Magnificent)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/9 "2003-11-28T01:12:14Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*_What?!_ She doesn’t have enormous tits?! > > _Kill 'er! Burn the witch!!!_ \*\* Tut, tut. Just paint a red double-A on her forehead. ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/10 "2003-11-28T01:34:35Z")
Yeah. So is Gwen Stephani. I’d do them both. Together. I have to go now. ---
**Author:** ![Fiddle\_Peghead](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiddle_peghead/32/3506_2.png) [@Fiddle\_Peghead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiddle_Peghead)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/11 "2003-11-28T05:08:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by tomndebb \* > \*\*Kansas is flat. Nebraska is known for rolling hills. \*\* Kansas is indeed flat; it’s flatter than the proverbial pancake, in [fact](http://www.improb.com/airchives/paperair/volume9/v9i3/kansas.html) . ---
**Author:** ![teemingONE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b4bc9f/32.png) [@teemingONE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/teemingONE)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/12 "2003-11-28T05:22:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Eve \* > \*\*_What?!_ She doesn’t have enormous tits?! > > _Kill 'er! Burn the witch!!!_ \*\* YEA! ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/13 "2003-11-28T06:33:56Z")
So … she was laying down and her boobs looked smaller? The devil you say! (hint: if you lay down and they don’t look smaller, there’s something up.) ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/14 "2003-11-28T06:34:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by iampunha \* > \*\*if you lay down and they don’t look smaller, there’s something up.) \*\* Obviously there’s something up. ---
**Author:** ![Danalan](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/76d3ee/32.png) [@Danalan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Danalan)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 6:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/15 "2003-11-28T06:55:43Z")
[Here’s](http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/milakunis) a nice little SFW gallery. She’s not flat, she’s natural. Much better than some ‘artificially inflated’ woman. ---
**Author:** ![Ms2001](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ms2001/32/18463_2.png) [@Ms2001](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ms2001)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 11:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/16 "2003-11-28T11:10:37Z")
The banner at the top of that page is definitely not SFW. ---
**Author:** ![NoGoodNamesLeft](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/8797f3/32.png) [@NoGoodNamesLeft](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NoGoodNamesLeft)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 12:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/17 "2003-11-28T12:44:05Z")
I saw the Ep. the OP mentions…and to be fair, I did think the same thing…well, almost. I actually thought “Huh? I thought she was bigger than that!”. She wasn’t lying down. but I think she was wearing a fairly tight top made of a rigid material. Looking for vid caps of the show now. I will post a link if I find them…all int he name of science of course. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/18 "2003-11-28T13:12:17Z")
Not that many women are skinny and curvy at the same time. She’s still attractive. ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/19 "2003-11-28T13:28:21Z")
I’m figuring she must be some TV thing, right? I’m **SO** glad I’m not plugged in. ---
**Author:** ![GuanoLad](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guanolad/32/42_2.png) [@GuanoLad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GuanoLad)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/20 "2003-11-28T13:30:28Z")
What’s wrong with smaller breasts anyway? [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575.md?page=2)