# Mila Kunis is flat as Nebraska. **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [November 27, 2003, 2:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575 "2003-11-27T14:07:21Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Edward\_The\_Head](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/ce73a5/32.png) [@Edward\_The\_Head](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Edward_The_Head)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 1:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/21 "2003-11-28T13:53:15Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GuanoLad \* > \*\*What’s wrong with smaller breasts anyway? \*\* Nothing that I can think of that’s for sure. And if the OP doesn’t want her that’s one less person in my way. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![TV\_time](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/f17d59/32.png) [@TV\_time](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TV_time)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 2:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/22 "2003-11-28T14:56:50Z")
I quite like her smaller -natural- breasts. What I have always been uncomfortable about is her posture. She has a tendency to slump from the shoulders up. But that’s probably just my weird fixation. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 3:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/23 "2003-11-28T15:38:20Z")
Now, if the OP had been talking about her butt, I’d agree wholeheartedly. The girl definitely does not have back. ---
**Author:** ![Eve](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Eve](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eve)\ **Post date:** [November 28, 2003, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/24 "2003-11-28T16:09:12Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Jonathan Chance \* > \*\*I’m **SO** glad I’m not plugged in. \*\* So, you have one of those kerosene-powered wind-up computers, then, I guess. Good thing, too, as the Internet would _never_ have sites as trashy and anti-intellectual as appear on the teevee! ---
**Author:** ![Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/c67d28/32.png) [@Weird\_AL\_Einstein](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Weird_AL_Einstein)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 11:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/25 "2003-11-29T11:11:09Z")
Note the interesting chain of events here. OP is posted with the theme, “[Name of female celebrity] is unnatractive.” It is replied to shortly with links to pictures of said celebrity, looking quite attractive indeed. Now that I have this knowledge, I wonder how I should use it? Could I actually bring myself to say that, say, Helen Hunt is unnatractive? Hmmmm… ---
**Author:** ![Shalmanese](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shalmanese](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shalmanese)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 12:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/26 "2003-11-29T12:55:30Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Weird\_AL\_Einstein \* > \*\*Note the interesting chain of events here. OP is posted with the theme, “[Name of female celebrity] is unnatractive.” It is replied to shortly with links to pictures of said celebrity, looking quite attractive indeed. > > Now that I have this knowledge, I wonder how I should use it? Could I actually bring myself to say that, say, Helen Hunt is unnatractive? Hmmmm… \*\* Could it indeed be that the OP IS Mila Kunis deliberately coming in here to stir up some publicity:dubious: ? ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 4:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/27 "2003-11-29T16:41:15Z")
> [@](#): > > Ah yes, she’s standing with my future wife. What? You don’t love me anymore? ---
**Author:** ![7\_up\_yours](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/7/919ad9/32.png) [@7\_up\_yours](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/7_up_yours)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 5:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/28 "2003-11-29T17:33:13Z")
> [@](#): > > The license plate clock states 1979, and the same people already burned “That 80s show” on a crappy program that was quickly cancelled. Bugs quite a bit when people keep saying this. Just because a year has passed for us does not mean a year has passed for them. They can run ten more seasons and they can be portrayed to be the exact same age. It might not work well with the actors (what, with the nuisance of aging and all). That’s what artistic license is for. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/29 "2003-11-29T18:46:28Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Ilsa\_Lund \* > \*\*What? You don’t love me anymore? \*\* Well you’re a guy. ---
**Author:** ![astro](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/9dc877/32.png) [@astro](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astro)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 7:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/30 "2003-11-29T19:05:05Z")
I hear that based on nude sunbathing photos snapped by paparazzi, Brad Pitt has a quite average sized penis. Should we pity him too? :rolleyes: ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 7:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/31 "2003-11-29T19:38:24Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*I hear that based on nude sunbathing photos snapped by paparazzi, Brad Pitt has a quite average sized penis. Should we pity him too? :rolleyes: \*\* I definately pity him. 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Ilsa\_Lund](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/a6a055/32.png) [@Ilsa\_Lund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ilsa_Lund)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/32 "2003-11-29T20:13:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Michael Ellis \* > \*\*Well you’re a guy. \*\* You didn’t seem to mind in my Aldebaran thread, though I would much prefer Mila Kunis. ---
**Author:** ![Michael\_Ellis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/977dab/32.png) [@Michael\_Ellis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Michael_Ellis)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 8:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/33 "2003-11-29T20:26:21Z")
I didn’t know it then! ---
**Author:** ![Wolfian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/7ea924/32.png) [@Wolfian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wolfian)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/34 "2003-11-29T21:15:05Z")
Or did you… 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Kaspar\_Hauser](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/b3f665/32.png) [@Kaspar\_Hauser](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kaspar_Hauser)\ **Post date:** [November 29, 2003, 9:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/35 "2003-11-29T21:21:20Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by astro \* > \*\*I hear that based on nude sunbathing photos snapped by paparazzi, Brad Pitt has a quite average sized penis. Should we pity him too? :rolleyes: \*\* No, we should pity Jennifer Aniston. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 1:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/36 "2003-11-30T01:17:58Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Shalmanese \* > \*\*Could it indeed be that the OP IS Mila Kunis deliberately coming in here to stir up some publicity:dubious: ? \*\* I’ll stir! _I’ll stir anything you want, Mila!_ Shit, I gotta settle down. ---
**Author:** ![Lord\_Ashtar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/7ea924/32.png) [@Lord\_Ashtar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lord_Ashtar)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/37 "2003-11-30T01:53:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Kaspar Hauser \* > \*\*No, we should pity Jennifer Aniston. \*\* I find it very difficult to pity the rich pretty people. ---
**Author:** ![av8rmike](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/edb3f5/32.png) [@av8rmike](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/av8rmike)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/38 "2003-11-30T03:11:38Z")
(From **Danalan** ’s non-SFW site) I prefer this [combination](http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/elishacuthbert/aac). ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 4:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/39 "2003-11-30T04:07:46Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by av8rmike \* > \*\*(From **Danalan** ’s non-SFW site) > > I prefer this [combination](http://www.mildsauce.net/chicks/elishacuthbert/aac). \*\* Said it before, I’ll say it again… best photo shoot EVER! ---
**Author:** ![singular1](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@singular1](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/singular1)\ **Post date:** [November 30, 2003, 5:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575/40 "2003-11-30T05:53:12Z")
Did that dog swallow half that girl’s arm?!? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mila-kunis-is-flat-as-nebraska/215575.md?page=1)