# Mild Pitting of Beck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691 "2024-10-12T05:25:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/421 "2024-10-15T14:58:00Z")

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Dude, I posted that story on Facebook an hour ago. I’ve got the screenshots, which I will not show you.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/422 "2024-10-15T15:10:10Z")

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Really? I’m surprised that you could given all the “electrical infetterence”.

You and Flat Top should really try a better AC manufacturer.  
Maybe Andy could blow both you while you make the calls?

( Have fun )

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**Author:** ![Czarcasm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/czarcasm/32/4050_2.png) [@Czarcasm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Czarcasm)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/423 "2024-10-15T15:26:53Z")

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But those threads involved a particular profession and/or hobby. I don’t think we have ever had a generic “Ask The Generic Person” thread, have we?

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/424 "2024-10-15T15:32:45Z")

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No, seriously. I wanna hear more. It’s never two bad celebrity encounters. It’s either one, through random chance, or it’s dozens, because of your personal circumstances. Give us more!

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/425 "2024-10-15T15:37:24Z")

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It’s like the French say: “No Subpoena…? Go suck a dick.” Feel free to quote me.

( I forgot, I’m not allowed to post in French. Not Happy? Feel free to ask the SDMB for all your money back. )

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 3:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/426 "2024-10-15T15:45:34Z")

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Okay, I’ll just have to imagine it.

Howard Stern stole Baba Booey from MSH! You’d been saying it for years after your baby nephew got a cartoon character’s name wrong, and you told the cute anecdote to Gary Dell’Abate over lunch one day, and the next thing you know, it’s all over the radio, and no one properly attributed it to you!

How dare they?!

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/427 "2024-10-15T16:01:34Z")

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I’ll happily let you listen to Howard for Free…!

Oh, what’s that? You have to Pay that nostril-fuck to hear him…?

The day I publish my life story ( So I’ve led an interesting life. So what…? ) you can feel FREE

…to buy it at a bookstore. After you buy it, I don’t care if you roll pot up in the fly-leaf page and smoke it. But this whole, “Whaaa…! Ima gonna stamp my feet and hold my breath until I turn blue!” BS will just get you what any tantrum does.

Nobody likes a crybaby or a tantrum.

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**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/428 "2024-10-15T16:04:41Z")

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> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> It’s like the French say: “No Subpoena…? Go suck a dick.” Feel free to quote me.

What’s really weird about that idiom is that the French don’t recognize subpoenas. Must be one of those nonsense jokes. No soap!

[How to Serve Process in France (updated 2024) | Hague Law Blog](https://www.haguelawblog.com/2017/01/serve-process-france/#:~:text=Repeat%20after%20me%E2%80%94you%20can,serving%20a%20summons%20or%20notice.)

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**Author:** ![Sylvanz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/fbc32d/32.png) [@Sylvanz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sylvanz)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/429 "2024-10-15T16:09:57Z")

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Iagree with needs coffee. You did nothing out of line. I, myself, swing wildly between tongue tied and nervous babbling.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/430 "2024-10-15T16:12:48Z")

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Fantastic! I love it! Almost as good as personal anecdotes of celebrity wrongdoing is this kind of grand, elaborate (but no, not delusional - never delusional!) declaration of victory over your rhetorical challenges! Please, tell us more about the whining and weakness of your critics!

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/431 "2024-10-15T16:35:59Z")

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Get Gobblin’ Andy. Your dicks await…

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**Author:** ![Chisquirrel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/6bbea6/32.png) [@Chisquirrel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chisquirrel)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/432 "2024-10-15T16:51:45Z")

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Don’t suck yourself off so hard there. Marilyn Manson might steal that from you.

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**Author:** ![HoneyBadgerDC](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/honeybadgerdc/32/1033_2.png) [@HoneyBadgerDC](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/HoneyBadgerDC)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/433 "2024-10-15T16:52:00Z")

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> [@Mighty\_Mouse](#):
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> To be fair, I don’t know if you’re an anti-intellectual as much as a non-intellectual

That is a fair statement, I am a non-intellectual against narcissistic intellectuals.

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/434 "2024-10-15T16:53:57Z")

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> [@Czarcasm](#):
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> I don’t think we have ever had a generic “Ask The Generic Person” thread, have we?

We have now.

> [@Ask the Generic Person Anything](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/ask-the-generic-person-anything/1008836):
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> Inspired by Czarcasm, who asked “I don’t think we have ever had a generic “Ask The Generic Person” thread, have we?”. As a generic person, feel free to ask me generic questions. I may chime in with a generic answer but probably not, because honestly I think I’m already at my limit with the work I want to put into this bit. But other generic people in general are welcome to provide the heavy lifting with their own generic answers, genericly.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/435 "2024-10-15T16:55:17Z")

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> [@HoneyBadgerDC](#):
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> I am a non-intellectual against narcissistic intellectuals.

Don’t shortchange yourself. From what I can tell, you’re against intellectuals of all stripes, not just the narcissistic ones.

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**Author:** ![iiandyiiii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/iiandyiiii/32/7924_2.png) [@iiandyiiii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iiandyiiii)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/436 "2024-10-15T16:55:48Z")

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Boo! Where’s the grandiosity? The elaborate post structure? Why, there’s only one ellipsis!

Boo. I expect better from you, MSH.

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 4:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/437 "2024-10-15T16:58:34Z")

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> [@Sylvanz](#):
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> Iagree with needs coffee.

Who the hell is Lagree (the Doper, not the Stowe villain)?

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**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 5:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/438 "2024-10-15T17:04:04Z")

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> [@Great\_Antibob](#):
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> Pretending everything is hunky-dory all the time or even silently fuming while somebody is misbehaving is rather unhealthy.

No one is “pretending” any of that, but **Beck** has never said anything to get me “silently fuming”, much less to want to berate her with mean-spirited invective. I don’t consider disagreeing with someone’s opinion to be cause for raging anger. I also think that some who have already decided they don’t like **Beck** tend to ascribe bad attitudes to her like smugness or arrogant certainty for which there is scant evidence; all I see are opinions.

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> But some of the posters somehow think white-knighting is virtuous. Or that aggressively taking the high road is virtuous.

I think it’s telling that you immediately take a mean-spirited position like this when there’s a much simpler and more charitable explanation for some posters defending **Beck** , namely that they feel empathy for her.

There have been several instances in which **Beck** has been fairly criticized in a non-hostile fashion and has promised to correct the pertinent problems. She’s not out to piss anybody off; in the contrary, she’s formed a sort of emotional attachment to the board, where she shares her everyday adventures and, yes, on occasion dares to offer an opinion on a controversial issue.

She also suffers from serious health issues yet somehow manages to live each day with a cheerful optimism, whether she’s teaching her dog to “speak” with message buttons, adopting a stray cat, befriending an opossum, or undergoing one of her regular dialysis sessions. So yes, there’s a significant element of empathy and compassion when I see her being sneeringly maligned, because I’m pretty sure that she finds those attacks very hurtful, and is probably genuinely mystified by the enormity of this pile-on.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 5:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/439 "2024-10-15T17:06:34Z")

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> [@iiandyiiii](#):
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> Boo! Where’s the grandiosity? The elaborate post structure? Why, there’s only one ellipsis!
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> Boo. I expect better from you, MSH.

“Hey Yous with the Face…! Yous pays your money, yous takes your chances.  
Step right up!”

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**Author:** ![kaylasdad99](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kaylasdad99/32/3398_2.png) [@kaylasdad99](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kaylasdad99)\
**Post date:** [October 15, 2024, 5:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/440 "2024-10-15T17:11:08Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I’m pretty sure that she finds those attacks very hurtful, and is probably genuinely mystified by the **enormity** of this pile-on.

Perhaps the word you’re looking for is “magnitude.” “Enormity” carries connotations of transgression of social mores.

“Enormity” doesn’t really connote _size_, as a general rule.

> [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](#):
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> Yous pays your money, yous takes your chances.

I always heard it as _you pays your money, you takes your **choice**._ Maybe it’s regional, and we should ask a mod to spin off a new thread so we can discuss it.

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