# Mild Pitting of Beck **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691 "2024-10-12T05:25:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 29
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/561 "2024-11-21T17:49:55Z")
> [@Trolls R Us Resurrections (Part 1)](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/trolls-r-us-resurrections/950518/7542): > > I rarely see anything of substance from @TroutMan other than mealymouthed put downs and strident vocalizations bordering on hysteria. Go fish you fussy bottom feeder. Like that quote eh? Put it in your profile eh? What’s your beef bottom feeder? ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/562 "2024-11-21T17:51:14Z")
Could be you! A smelly mismatched holey diseased sock. Grocery clerk with a train fascination hmmm ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/563 "2024-11-21T17:52:43Z")
Chela: getting drunk and posting is a time-honored tradition. Going into a thread about something else and making it all about you is infringing on Beck’s turf. Stay in your lane. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/564 "2024-11-21T18:12:19Z")
Go back to Boone Daniel left hand fapping must be getting tired. 19 posts in this thread and stil can’t get off. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/565 "2024-11-21T18:22:37Z")
You’re amazing! Like, most of us exhausted our whole repertoire of “you masturbate” insults back in eighth grade. The way you keep it going, still thinking you’re funny _decades later_–now that’s some serious perserverance! ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 6:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/566 "2024-11-21T18:46:05Z")
Now that’s just brainwanking, and you know it, @Left_Hand_of_Dorkness . 😉 ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 11:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/567 "2024-11-21T23:24:06Z")
I’ll just repeat this: > [@TroutMan](#): > > It was a disingenuous post intended to antagonize people. That’s their entire schtick. Always nice when they immediately prove you right. ---
**Author:** ![Miller](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/miller/32/481_2.png) [@Miller](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Miller)\ **Post date:** [November 21, 2024, 11:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/568 "2024-11-21T23:39:42Z")
> [@chela](#): > > Go back to Boone Daniel left hand fapping must be getting tired. Can anyone translate this to English for me? I don’t speak moron. ---
**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 12:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/569 "2024-11-22T00:44:22Z")
> [@Miller](#): > > Can anyone translate this to English for me? I don’t speak moron. LHoDs name is Daniel, as evidenced by all of his older posts being signed with the tag “Daniel”. As for “go back to Boone”, LHoD is in North Carolina. Boone is a small town in the mountains of North Carolina around a hundred miles from Asheville. I don’t know if LHoD has any past connection with the town of Boone or it was mentioned only because Daniel Boone. ---
**Author:** ![Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/left_hand_of_dorkness/32/7156_2.png) [@Left\_Hand\_of\_Dorkness](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Left_Hand_of_Dorkness)\ **Post date:** [November 22, 2024, 12:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/570 "2024-11-22T00:50:25Z")
It was honestly a bit of a stalkerish post, so I was not going to explain any of that. Chela is nasty when she’s drunk. ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/571 "2024-12-15T03:16:18Z")
Beck again derails a thread enough to have mods step in. And she still steps in after the mods ask for it to stop and acknowledges it. Classic bad bad bad beck. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/572 "2024-12-15T03:19:44Z")
I really loved ‘Buy the most expensive eggs you can afford’ but if you buy the wrong foods that you can afford Beck reserves the right to judge you. Also, has Beck not heard of unit price??? ---
**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/573 "2024-12-15T03:28:41Z")
Just don’t buy bad eggs and you’ll be fine. Now that I’m the pit I’ll say, anyone that says that is a moron. Can anyone, anywhere list the “bad egg brands”? Are there Yugo branded eggs? ---
**Author:** ![Guest-starring\_Id](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guest-starring_id/32/21736_2.png) [@Guest-starring\_Id](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guest-starring_Id)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/574 "2024-12-15T16:32:38Z")
Corvair eggs aren’t too safe. ---
**Author:** ![Maserschmidt](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/maserschmidt/32/18829_2.png) [@Maserschmidt](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maserschmidt)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/575 "2024-12-15T17:08:36Z")
> [@Guest-starring\_Id](#): > > Corvair eggs aren’t too safe Not at any speed. ---
**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 5:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/576 "2024-12-15T17:09:15Z")
But … to be fair … the Corvair _turbo_ eggs scramble themselves. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 5:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/577 "2024-12-15T17:25:24Z")
Can anybody tell me in which thread this egg discussion happened? (without linking) ---
**Author:** ![Telemark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/telemark/32/372_2.png) [@Telemark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Telemark)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 6:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/578 "2024-12-15T18:17:48Z")
The ethics of food stamps thread. ---
**Author:** ![colinfred](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/colinfred/32/21338_2.png) [@colinfred](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/colinfred)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/579 "2024-12-15T18:22:50Z")
Note if you don’t want to link you can just can just give the thread number, in this case 1011457, and then anybody who wants to visit can just copy it into the URL. The text part of the URL is irrelevant, Discourse will go to the thread by number. ---
**Author:** ![wolfpup](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wolfpup/32/10618_2.png) [@wolfpup](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wolfpup)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2024, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/580 "2024-12-15T19:33:14Z")
> [@wguy123](#): > > Beck again derails a thread enough to have mods step in. And she still steps in after the mods ask for it to stop and acknowledges it. Classic bad bad bad beck. As other posters have noted, if you want to post a rant or complaint, IMHO there’s no need to be coy about what thread you’re talking about (as long as you **don’t** link to it) or to cite cutesy thread numbers. Just name the goddam thread, and what forum it’s in. I did come across **Beck** ’s egg comments earlier in that thread, and frankly I don’t see anything offensive or Pit-worthy. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691.md?page=28) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691.md?page=30)