# Mild Pitting of Beck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691 "2024-10-12T05:25:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 31

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**Author:** ![wguy123](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wguy123/32/3161_2.png) [@wguy123](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wguy123)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/601 "2025-05-07T02:47:31Z")

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What is with the digression to so many 1-4 word sentences? So few words. Cannot put more. In one sentence. Drives me. Nuts. Argh.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/602 "2025-05-07T02:47:46Z")

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Yeah, that makes sense. I wasn’t aware that not only is this a thing, but it’s not even new. I guess I was thinking about like when you stash your smokables in between your underwear and your shoes 🙂

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/603 "2025-05-07T02:49:55Z")

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> [@wguy123](#):
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> What is with the digression to so many 1-4 word sentences? So few words. Cannot put more. In one sentence. Drives me. Nuts. Argh

You forgot to put each one on a new line.  
Nope.  
Not gonna do it.  
Oops, I did it again!

Eta: Actually, I do realize that’s just her literary style. It is sort of jarring, though.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/604 "2025-05-07T02:51:08Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#):
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> Yeah, that makes sense.

Just a guess though, I don’t actually know for a fact.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/605 "2025-05-07T03:01:51Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#):
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> when you stash your smokables in between your underwear and your shoes

Okay. Useless without pictures. And detailed instructions.

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**Author:** ![Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mundane_super_hero/32/6304_2.png) [@Mundane\_Super\_Hero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mundane_Super_Hero)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/606 "2025-05-07T03:52:06Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Okay. Useless without pictures. And detailed instructions.

Drilling holes through your shoe and your heel just so you can smoke weed through it?  
That is the single most foul type of pot ingestion that I can think of.

Even Quentin Tarantino would wretch at that feet stinking bong-hit.

[Pink Floyd Simulation while bogarting weed through a stinky shoe]

♫ Us… Us… Us… and \<.blerg\> \<.blerg\> \<.blerg\> \<.blerg\> \<.blerg\>

♫ On the floor, is that your lunch? Half digested onions, cheese and some half chewed up saliva’d greasy 'burg…?

♫ Up from your Pit comes your last meal in fits  
♫ On a horrible reverse wretched ride…

♫ Your friends who might Toke would think it a joke  
♫ The Dude Would Not Abide

♫ They who would smoke… smelled ammonia and choked  
♫ And turned green as if they’d died…

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**Author:** ![Velocity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/velocity/32/18006_2.png) [@Velocity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Velocity)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 4:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/607 "2025-05-07T04:26:34Z")

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I used to be that way, too, way back in the Xanga days 20+ years ago. I wanted all of my lines to be tidy and separate in their own independent non-linked-together way, to emphasize the separateness of my thoughts. Maybe **Beck** is like that too.

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**Author:** ![WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wookinpanubv.2/32/3260_2.png) [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WOOKINPANUBv.2)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 5:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/608 "2025-05-07T05:14:10Z")

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> [@ThelmaLou](#):
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> Okay. Useless without pictures. And detailed instructions.

😆 The shoes and undies _in my luggage_, silly goose. I think “between one’s underwear and shoes” is basically their arse, so it still works.

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**Author:** ![Cervaise](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cervaise/32/16693_2.png) [@Cervaise](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cervaise)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 5:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/609 "2025-05-07T05:39:37Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> I don’t think that’s entirely a fair criticism. She knows nothing about how universal health care works in other countries and has said as much, and also asked for more information so she could learn.

The problem is, this is at least the second and I’m pretty sure the third thread where she’s weighed in on healthcare, got her ass handed to her, and wound up pleading limited knowledge and experience. Then a few months later, it comes up again, and she repeats the same shtick. I guarantee you, the next time there’s a thread about socialized healthcare, she’ll demonstrate she hasn’t learned a fucking thing.

She’s a moron. She’s like a lonely grandma who never leaves her trailer park but who confidently posts whatever random thoughts come into her dusty blue-wigged head regardless of how little she actually knows. If she’d just confine herself to the vaguely social topics it would be easy to ignore her. But she keeps coming into political discussions and disrupting things with her half-baked horseshit.

I put her on ignore a while ago. The only downside to this is that she posts _so fucking often_ that it bumps threads in the Unread list but Discourse doesn’t mark a thread as read when the last poster is ignored.

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**Author:** ![saje](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/saje/32/3631_2.png) [@saje](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/saje)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/610 "2025-05-07T11:28:47Z")

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> [@Cervaise](#):
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> it bumps threads in the Unread list but Discourse doesn’t mark a thread as read when the last poster is ignored.

This is aggravating for sure to those of us with people on ignore and who like to use the Latest and Unread method of reading the board!

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/611 "2025-05-07T14:01:00Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#):
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> What is clueless about it?

I know some have already answered, but for me, clueless because I couldn’t think of a better word to describe someone that just can’t see that other people do things different, or that one’s knowledge is not up to date. I mean, I don’t fly. _Can_ you still get paper boarding passes? I know some concert and sports venues say they only take electronic tickets.

Plus “don’t take pix of your criminal behavior” is clueless and condescending. That’s not what people were worried about. How about people just don’t want their data mined?

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**Author:** ![madmonk28](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/madmonk28/32/20811_2.png) [@madmonk28](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madmonk28)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/612 "2025-05-07T14:19:49Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Plus “don’t take pix of your criminal behavior” is clueless and condescending. That’s not what people were worried about. How about people just don’t want their data mined?

She’s also so fucking clueless that she doesn’t know that people are being deported and harassed over innocuous social media posts and pictures found on their phones, she’s very much a ‘Murica is awesome believer.

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**Author:** ![ThelmaLou](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/thelmalou/32/390_2.png) [@ThelmaLou](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ThelmaLou)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 2:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/613 "2025-05-07T14:37:17Z")

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> [@WOOKINPANUBv.2](#):
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> 😆 The shoes and undies _in my luggage_, silly goose. I think “between one’s underwear and shoes” is basically their arse, so it still works.

🤔 No wonder I couldn’t picture it.  
Signed, 🪿

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/614 "2025-05-07T15:00:32Z")

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> [@madmonk28](#):
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> She’s also so fucking clueless that she doesn’t know that people are being deported and harassed over innocuous social media posts and pictures found on their phones, she’s very much a ‘Murica is awesome believer.

This. And also

> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Plus “don’t take pix of your criminal behavior” is clueless and condescending. That’s not what people were worried about. How about people just don’t want their data mined?

This. If I’ve done anything criminal (i don’t think i have) i sure as hell don’t have photographic evidence on my phone. Unless, i dunno, having friends who supported pro-Palestinian rallies on college campuses retroactively becomes illegal, in which case, you might find that out by searching my phone.

I’m not really worried about random data mining from immigration. That’s not what they are set up to do. In the random data mining sphere, I’m more worried about DOGE. But when i used to sometimes travel for work, my employer was worried about that kind of thing.

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**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/615 "2025-05-07T15:03:11Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> _Can_ you still get paper boarding passes?

I don’t know if airlines will mail you a paper ticket anymore. You usually have the option to print one out when you book online. My printer broke shortly before my flight to Florida. I used an e-ticket in my iPhone’s Apple Wallet for the first time.

I will be buying another printer because I like to print weird things, and print them in color. I do not know what percentage of people these days own a printer.

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/616 "2025-05-07T15:05:19Z")

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You can get a paper ticket at the airline’s front desk.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/617 "2025-05-07T15:08:37Z")

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But don’t you need a boarding pass, rather then a ticket, to get past TSA?

Last time I flew, I had to use my phone app for my boarding pass, but is that an absolute requirement?

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**Author:** ![Munch](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/munch/32/5281_2.png) [@Munch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Munch)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/618 "2025-05-07T15:11:36Z")

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Sorry, I meant boarding pass. All those kiosks will spit them out for you. We flew a month ago with 3 children, and had paper boarding passes for everyone.

It’s not like the airlines are going to exclude everyone who doesn’t have a smartphone from flying.

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**Author:** ![Great\_Antibob](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e47c2d/32.png) [@Great\_Antibob](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Great_Antibob)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/619 "2025-05-07T15:22:49Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Last time I flew, I had to use my phone app for my boarding pass, but is that an absolute requirement?

You can generally use your phone app but if you want/need a paper boarding pass, you can get one from the counter or from the kiosks

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [May 7, 2025, 3:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/620 "2025-05-07T15:24:02Z")

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Good to hear.

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