# Mild Pitting of Beck **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691 "2024-10-12T05:25:48Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 51
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 7:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1001 "2026-06-22T19:52:14Z")
What she wants is attention. Doesnt get any at home. So any attention is good, like when a dog misbehaves. ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 7:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1002 "2026-06-22T19:56:12Z")
She feels like the silent majority are on her side and are enjoying her owning the haters. You can see who the idiots are who are actually on her side. ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1003 "2026-06-22T20:01:02Z")
The thirteenth juror. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1004 "2026-06-22T20:11:32Z")
Is this a playground, are you queen of the swings slides and teeter totters? I don’ t understand the consternation here? Someone break the rules steal your ball? Oh the pittee is posting in your private thread? I think I hear your mom calling you time to go home bye bye. ---
**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1005 "2026-06-22T20:18:42Z")
Honestly, i can’t think of a more appropriate place to blog on the SDMB than in your own pit thread. 🤷‍♀️ ---
**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1006 "2026-06-22T20:22:30Z")
Maybe MPSM. But hey, indulge her. I dont feel sorry for her. ---
**Author:** ![Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mean_mr.mustard/32/3865_2.png) [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mean_Mr.Mustard)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1007 "2026-06-22T20:23:02Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > My DIL was dropping her littles off to swim school. I swear to Moses I read that she was dropping off her titties. mmm ---
**Author:** ![Cheesesteak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cheesesteak/32/3694_2.png) [@Cheesesteak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cheesesteak)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1008 "2026-06-22T20:36:05Z")
I am absolutely finding this amusing. ---
**Author:** ![Locrian](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/locrian/32/14146_2.png) [@Locrian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Locrian)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1009 "2026-06-22T20:36:17Z")
Suggest changing thread title to “Masochists! aka Major Fans of Beckadeckawreck!” 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1010 "2026-06-22T20:41:07Z")
Hey, I saw new sheets from a company. They claim they are made of cork. How can that be? I’m gonna look into it after I nap. If I can stop these people from coming in here and bugging me with the tales of adventures in down under Arkansas. How come they don’t get sore throats from _talking to me?_ So much words spoken. So many questions. ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1011 "2026-06-22T20:49:33Z")
Ok. Ivy has put a stop to the in and out of my room. Light outs. TV on mute. Imma nap. I will be back with a tale of my dreams. Later alligator 😀 b. ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1012 "2026-06-22T21:01:35Z")
> [@Mean\_Mr.Mustard](#): > > I swear to Moses I read that she was dropping off her titties. That’s a funny misread! For me, I’d have to read her drivel first before I could misread it. To me, her posts look like loren ipsum. Just grey space. > [@chela](#): > > Is this a playground, are you queen of the swings slides and teeter totters? Who da fuck are you? President of the bad bad fan club? ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1013 "2026-06-22T21:02:18Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > If I can stop these people from coming in here and bugging me Remind us? Who originally bumped this thread and who keeps posting to it so it stays at the top of the Pit? ---
**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1014 "2026-06-22T21:14:59Z")
Was not talking about Dopers, sir. My _very talkative Family._ Sorry if I wasn’t clear on that. (If you notice I reference Arkansas, so maybe I was clear. You just didn’t read it.) ---
**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1015 "2026-06-22T21:19:16Z")
> [@Beckdawrek](#): > > Sorry if I wasn’t clear on that. > > (If you notice I reference Arkansas, so maybe I was clear. You just didn’t read it.) This? > [@Beckdawrek](#): > > If I can stop these people from coming in here and bugging me with the tales of adventures in down under Arkansas. Clear as mud. ---
**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1016 "2026-06-22T21:34:02Z")
Who da fick are you lord of the flies ---
**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1017 "2026-06-22T21:42:00Z")
> [@chela](#): > > Who da fick are you lord of the flies Oh my. Please try harder. I only give that response a C+. ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1018 "2026-06-22T21:45:17Z")
I’m wondering who’s the bigger idiot in this thread, the pittee or chela… ---
**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 9:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1019 "2026-06-22T21:52:16Z")
What, the little lap dog who thinks he’s a wolf pup doesn’t get a look in? ---
**Author:** ![EinsteinsHund](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/einsteinshund/32/8400_2.png) [@EinsteinsHund](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EinsteinsHund)\ **Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1020 "2026-06-22T22:04:13Z")
Yeah, all the Beck fanboys can go fuck themselves too, they proved that they have no bullshit detector. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691.md?page=50) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691.md?page=52)