# Mild Pitting of Beck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691 "2024-10-12T05:25:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 52

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1021 "2026-06-22T22:18:53Z")

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> [@puzzlegal](#):
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> Honestly, i can’t think of a more appropriate place to blog on the SDMB than in your own pit thread. 🤷‍♀️

I agree, and if people don’t like it, they can reply to whatever they don’t like right in the same thread (mostly) without having to hold anything back.

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**Author:** ![digs](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/digs/32/14889_2.png) [@digs](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/digs)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1022 "2026-06-22T22:20:20Z")

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> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> We are all _discussing,_ Many many, too many mouths, too many words spoken to me.

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> How come they don’t get sore throats from _talking to me?_ So much words spoken.

Now you know how we feel…

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1023 "2026-06-22T22:21:05Z")

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But this is where you all want to play out your feelings for beck, there’s no expiration date on pushing back.

I read a thread and saw the pit link so I followed it like a highway billboard promising free whine tastings. And y’all are a piss poor vintage

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1024 "2026-06-22T22:24:32Z")

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Why push back? She is perfect amd never wrong. Anyone daring to criticize her is obsessed! She lives for attention.  
Performance art? Andy Kaufman was funny.  
Go worship her now.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1025 "2026-06-22T22:25:23Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> there’s no expiration date on pushing back.

No, there isn’t . . . there’s also no, actual, pushing back.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1026 "2026-06-22T22:25:52Z")

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I’m sending you a reiki by proxy session, incoming! PSs don’t tell  
Pastor

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1027 "2026-06-22T22:44:08Z")

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You have her photo on your dresser. Admit.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1028 "2026-06-22T23:07:58Z")

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Not really a fan of German beers. Or beer in general. I admit sometimes, unbidden, I’ve conjured up an image of some people here that matches their virtual personality…

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1029 "2026-06-22T23:19:32Z")

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> [@SuntanLotion](#):
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> You have her photo on your dresser.

[![](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-13a06/images/stencil/870x1305/products/12240/33732/main-LH-EE57034-VINYL45__12297.1744122901.JPG?c=2) ](https://cdn11.bigcommerce.com/s-13a06/images/stencil/870x1305/products/12240/33732/main-LH-EE57034-VINYL45__12297.1744122901.JPG?c=2)

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**Author:** ![susan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/susan/32/17537_2.png) [@susan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/susan)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1030 "2026-06-22T23:45:04Z")

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Not sure why Beck blogging in this thread differs from people posting recipes in response to trolls.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1031 "2026-06-22T23:48:18Z")

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Recipes are useful. We arent the troll.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1032 "2026-06-22T23:49:52Z")

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I think the difference is that people post recipes to piss off the troll. Beck is blogging to piss off regular board posters.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1033 "2026-06-22T23:56:11Z")

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Because you allow your feelings of being trolled to reach a fever pitch way out of proportion to the words the mute lady speaks. Let that feeling wash over you. Acknowledge it. Embrace it, then let it go. If you can practice that you may eventually learn to ignore the bad bad beck.

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**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\
**Post date:** [June 22, 2026, 11:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1034 "2026-06-22T23:58:59Z")

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Hush, troll. The adults are conversing.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1035 "2026-06-23T00:04:20Z")

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You got a recipe for trout? 😉

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1036 "2026-06-23T00:06:55Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> the mute lady

42.8k posts created. Almost 100 posts, almost 1/10th of the posts, and the most frequent poster in this thread. Mute my ass.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1037 "2026-06-23T00:09:47Z")

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Leading the dope in profile views too!

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**Author:** ![puzzlegal](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/puzzlegal/32/3827_2.png) [@puzzlegal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/puzzlegal)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1038 "2026-06-23T00:24:16Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> > [@chela](#):
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> > the mute lady
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> 42.8k posts created. Almost 100 posts, almost 1/10th of the posts, and the most frequent poster in this thread. Mute my ass.

She says she likes to post here because she’s not comfortable speaking out loud. I don’t think she’s literally mute, but it’s not a crazy exaggeration to call her that.

And if that’s true, it kinda explains her verbosity here. 🤷‍♀️

> [@TroutMan](#):
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> I think the difference is that people post recipes to piss off the troll. Beck is blogging to piss off regular board posters.

People post recipes for a variety of reasons. I’ve posted recipes (or the equivalent) to express disdain for the topic. I think a lot of the time it’s not a “troll” per se, but just posters who dislike each other. And I think that’s what’s going on here. I mean, yes, Beck is trolling you here, but in general, she’s not a troll.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1039 "2026-06-23T00:24:16Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Because you allow your feelings of being trolled to reach a fever pitch way out of proportion to the words the mute lady speaks.

> _The soft bigotry of low expectations—a powerful phrase crafted by Bush speechwriter Michael Gerson—describes a patronizing and dangerous attitude, cloaked as kindness, that assumes certain people are capable of less because of their race or background._

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 23, 2026, 12:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1040 "2026-06-23T00:38:12Z")

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Dream a little dream:

My nap time dream was strange. I was in a movie theatre. Standing the back.

Why was I standing? Lots of empty seats. 🤔 Hmm. Maybe I might need to run. So I stay upright.

The movie comes on. It’s a military film. I like those.

It was a drill instructor screaming at his privates. “Attention!” They show his face it’s my Daddy. I don’t like to see his face so angry. I close my eyes.

When I open them again, Ivy is poking me awake. My face is all damp.

Jeez. I was crying.

I miss that man.

b. 😪

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