# Mild Pitting of Beck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691 "2024-10-12T05:25:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 55

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1081 "2026-06-25T01:18:50Z")

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Yet you are posting.

Thx.😄

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 2:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1082 "2026-06-25T02:52:00Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> If she is trolling, then I’m not going to take the bait.

Too late. The only way to win is not to play.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1083 "2026-06-25T02:58:31Z")

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I’m not so sure about that.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 4:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1084 "2026-06-25T04:37:18Z")

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> [@BigT](#):
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> If she is trolling, then I’m not going to take the bait.

Not according to Two Mods.

Fuck all Y’all! Go flag yo sevs off!

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1085 "2026-06-25T05:15:23Z")

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Thoroughly Modern beck~

I got a ninja.

No, not a martial artist in a black suit.

It’s a smallish blender. That Lil’wrekker will not be making daiquiris in. She confiscated the good blender.

It’s the right size for a small smoothie about all I can go in one sitting.

So easy to use. So easy to clean.

I feel like the cartoon where they find themselves in a futuristic home with great modern conveniences.

The appliances do go nuts and destroy everything.

I still wish I had the instant hair do-er.

And a food replicator would be nice. Ala‘ Star Trek.

Don’t care for a Holodeck. Seems too iffy.

love, all ..b

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**Author:** ![octopus](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/octopus/32/3716_2.png) [@octopus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/octopus)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1086 "2026-06-25T07:02:35Z")

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What Beck is doing is actually quite funny. No one is forced to read her reflections on life.

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**Author:** ![pjd](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/pjd/32/3009_2.png) [@pjd](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pjd)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 9:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1087 "2026-06-25T09:19:21Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> What Beck is doing is actually quite funny.

Yes. Pure genius !

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**Author:** ![dirtball](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dirtball/32/18772_2.png) [@dirtball](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dirtball)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 11:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1088 "2026-06-25T11:58:33Z")

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> [@wolfpup](#):
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> Further nitpick. He didn’t “get it wrong”, it’s just that song lyrics are usually written in the common vernacular.

Not only that, but I’m pretty sure that a title like “Lie, Lady, Lie” would hit most people the wrong way.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1089 "2026-06-25T14:58:34Z")

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> [@octopus](#):
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> No one is forced to read her reflections on life.

Oh, no need to worry. I’m not. I’m just here to laugh at her fanbois and white knights.

And to note she should get a damn blog already!

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 3:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1090 "2026-06-25T15:09:41Z")

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I would love to read posts by Ivy.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 3:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1091 "2026-06-25T15:53:04Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> I would never start a thread…but..
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> Can’t Beck just get a fucking blog, and stop clogging this board with..whatever those threads are. Anything with three BADs in the title and my eyes roll into my skull.
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> I would say “no one cares”, but this thread has taught me that, yes, there are those that do.
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> I’m done, Carry on, I’m going to continue to not read her threads. And neither the obsessive pot threads.

20 months and 20 posts later obviously you’re having difficulty sticking to your convictions.

Pony up and start your damn thread already.

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 3:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1092 "2026-06-25T15:55:01Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Pony up and start your damn thread already.

Laughing.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 3:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1093 "2026-06-25T15:57:24Z")

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**Author:** ![Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba9def/32.png) [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Just_Asking_Questions)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1094 "2026-06-25T15:58:29Z")

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Still LOLing out loud.

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 4:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1095 "2026-06-25T16:00:08Z")

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**Dry up!**

Yes, please.

It’s rained 4 days in a row. We have flooding all around SW Arkansas.

Looks like we have an extended drying (nee‘ **HOT)** few days. My tomatoes are really gonna boom! Yay!

Gonna scrub the doggy fountain.

Gonna trim Hari’s tail feathers. They are matted a little. She’s my only hairy cat. I don’t brush that tail enough.

I can’t. Jojo protests. He thinks that’s his job. I don’t like to tell him, he’s a poor hairdresser. I don’t wanna hurt his feelings.

Mid-dau has gone to pick up the grandsons. We so happy…we miss them.

**Ivy** is mothering today. I really like it when she is like this. I just sit here watching her be mom and giggle inside. She really is a lovely person, all around. But if she pats my head one more time, I’m gonna grab that hand. 😄

Me and the granddaughters are continuing to work on their Italian charm bracelets. I gotta say the person who invented these needs to be drawn and quartered.(If you know these bracelets, you get that).

Seriously. It’s an awful design. I hate them with a purple passion.

“But, Nana they are adorable!” Yeah, right.

Me and **Ivy** might run to the grocery for something or other.

Gonna do ramen for lunch. My head chef is traveling. Wonder if I can talk mom **Ivy** to fix them for me 😉 .

Love again, b!

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1096 "2026-06-25T16:21:43Z")

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Before you utter any curses best be protected by these charms.

Cornicello, Mano Fico and Mano Cornuta to ward off evil.

Coccinella for good luck

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 4:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1097 "2026-06-25T16:28:11Z")

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You crack me up @chela .

Mano fico works great for me.

Evil 👁 indeed.

Can not tell y’all how appropriate this is for me.

🐞

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1098 "2026-06-25T17:10:42Z")

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> [@Just\_Asking\_Questions](#):
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> Still LOLing out loud.

When I laugh out loud, I usually do it out loud.

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**Author:** ![Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/q.q.switcheroo/32/5713_2.png) [@Q.Q.Switcheroo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.Q.Switcheroo)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 6:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1099 "2026-06-25T18:25:49Z")

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> [@dirtball](#):
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> “Lie, Lady, Lie”

On the road to victory…

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**Author:** ![Beckdawrek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/beckdawrek/32/3647_2.png) [@Beckdawrek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Beckdawrek)\
**Post date:** [June 25, 2026, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1100 "2026-06-25T18:54:44Z")

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"you’re bourbon in my eyes,

a bird in my hand,

a bird in my hand, bourbon in my head,

a bird in my hand, a flight risk…"

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