# Mild Pitting of Beck

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 12, 2024, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691 "2024-10-12T05:25:48Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
**Page:** 59

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1161 "2026-06-27T05:02:11Z")

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Again, no, Miller did no such thing, or, to put it in the common parlance, cite. And here I, and I’m guessing others, just assumed that you were drunk posting.

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**Author:** ![Gatopescado](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gatopescado/32/5711_2.png) [@Gatopescado](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gatopescado)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 5:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1162 "2026-06-27T05:21:27Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> just assumed that you were drunk posting.

Hey, can’t dispute that! 😆

Had a few Chilidada with the steak tacos, then a couple of Guiness, and a tumbler of The Macallen with a couple of slices of cheesecake.

Just a Friday. Like Kurt Vile says, “Chance to Bleed”

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**Author:** ![Atamasama](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/atamasama/32/12961_2.png) [@Atamasama](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Atamasama)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 6:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1163 "2026-06-27T06:13:25Z")

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> [@crowmanyclouds](#):
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> No, no, you just admitted that you spam post to bury threads you don’t like.

That explains a lot.

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**Author:** ![SuntanLotion](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/suntanlotion/32/16165_2.png) [@SuntanLotion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SuntanLotion)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 10:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1164 "2026-06-27T10:41:52Z")

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No pit thread because when I posted stupid shit, I stopped and didn’t demand I was right and was being picked on.  
Stay classy.

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**Author:** ![Joey\_P](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/919ad9/32.png) [@Joey\_P](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Joey_P)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 11:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1165 "2026-06-27T11:29:56Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> while you stalk Beck

And her ‘why are you stalking me’ or ‘ha ha you love me’ bullshit comebacks when someone complains about her posts is one of her more irritating traits.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 1:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1166 "2026-06-27T13:05:54Z")

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> [@DSeid](#):
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> Thing is however that the thread was pretty much petered out.

Was it? It was started in October 2024. Since when do dedicated pit threads peter out? They are revived whenever someone gets a boner for the pittee. I read a thread and saw the link to the pit thread so I followed it to read the rants about Beck in that thread.

Why else do people back link to the pit thread other than to call out a poster for their so called pit worthy behavior. So that others can pile on and add their insults.

Yeah I revived it because I read it and disagreed with it. You seem to think once a certain time has passed no one can respond? Or that only those who are pit linking to her posts are allowed to revive it.

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**Author:** ![DavidNRockies](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/davidnrockies/32/6279_2.png) [@DavidNRockies](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DavidNRockies)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 1:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1167 "2026-06-27T13:19:37Z")

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_“No snowflake in an avalanche ever feels responsible.”_

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1168 "2026-06-27T13:27:43Z")

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Listen asshopper, where is the fault in responding to a pit thread? Ooooh I revived it, dont wake up the gollums. Too bad their words are out there for all to see. I can respond. Don’t be afeared

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**Author:** ![Mighty\_Mouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mighty_mouse/32/7776_2.png) [@Mighty\_Mouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mighty_Mouse)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1169 "2026-06-27T13:42:20Z")

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Have you crawled far enough up her ass now that you’re obligated to pick up the slack when she runs out of material. Or actually needs to take a break to go torment the people in her real life.

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**Author:** ![crowmanyclouds](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crowmanyclouds/32/19884_2.png) [@crowmanyclouds](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/crowmanyclouds)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 1:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1170 "2026-06-27T13:47:51Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Yeah I revived it because I read it and disagreed with it.

So you think it was OK to make fun of someone because their English isn’t perfect.

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**Author:** ![chela](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chela/32/21582_2.png) [@chela](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chela)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 2:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1171 "2026-06-27T14:08:51Z")

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For the umpteenth time, but I realize you may be stuck on that one trick pony. Need a hand getting off?

> [@Beckdawrek](#):
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> How bout you go read what I posted in that thread @crowmanyclouds
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> Wasn’t snarky or nasty. Not one bit. In fact it was nearly word for word what others have said to me with much less kindness.
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> And: **I APOLOGIZED, they accepted.** So there!
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> You’re reading comprehension is beginning to worry me.
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> That’s 3 times recently. Dude. Get checked out. I do worry so. 😉

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**Author:** ![Darren\_Garrison](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/darren_garrison/32/92_2.png) [@Darren\_Garrison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Darren_Garrison)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1172 "2026-06-27T16:24:36Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Why else do people back link to the pit thread

As has been pointed out to you, _ **nobody intentionally “back links to the pit thread”. That is something Discourse does automatically** _.

Here: I’m posting the URL for a post you made. I’m doing absolutely nothing more than posting the URL

> [@Today in nature I saw](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/today-in-nature-i-saw/915854/4219):
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> Saw fireflies/lightening bugs last night first time this season.

Go look at that post and you will see that it now has a “back link” to this pit thread. You probably also got a notification that you have been linked.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 4:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1173 "2026-06-27T16:36:06Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Since when do dedicated pit threads peter out? They are revived whenever someone gets a boner for the pittee

It was dead for half a year until she insulted a non-English-speaking newbie for grammar/spelling. She was called out in 5 brief posts. Then it died again. Dead, dead, dead.

YOU then brought it back to life. When people point out it’s only active because you brought it back to life, you can’t understand how that works. And now you keep coming back _repeatedly_ and complain that this thread is active.

You don’t seem to understand how Discourse works. You keep arguing that WE revived it. YOU did. And continue to.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 5:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1174 "2026-06-27T17:52:48Z")

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> [@needscoffee](#):
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> Then it died again. Dead, dead, dead.

Dormancy, rather than death, seems a more appropriate metaphor. Even a 17-year locust wakes up every so often.

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**Author:** ![CairoCarol](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cairocarol/32/3825_2.png) [@CairoCarol](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CairoCarol)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1175 "2026-06-27T18:22:54Z")

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Dormant volcanoes, too.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 7:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1176 "2026-06-27T19:13:27Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> Dormancy, rather than death, seems a more appropriate metaphor.

Yeah, I used dormant in another thread, but I figure if we call them zombies, we can call them “dead”.

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**Author:** ![Roderick\_Femm](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/roderick_femm/32/14875_2.png) [@Roderick\_Femm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Roderick_Femm)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1177 "2026-06-27T19:16:53Z")

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I thought the definition of “zombie” was “undead.” Or am I mistaking them for vampires?

edited to add: funny thing I just noticed, when posting in this thread, the two recommended threads that show up at the bottom were started by this thread’s target poster.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1178 "2026-06-27T19:31:27Z")

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> [@Gatopescado](#):
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> So I did my “Bury the Fucker” thing. Knock it down out of sight. Keeps coming back.

Me I only came in here to see what all the volume of posts was about. This is my second post in the thread. So yes activity can draw views? But the thread had gone dormant, again, either because Beck has decreased posting in ways that annoy those who get annoyed, or they have learned how to skim past what she posts.

For my purposes she is a low value added poster and in the threads I’ve been in that she has posted in I can quickly skim her bit with minimal attention or cost. Some enjoy her persona more than others and more power to them. She doesn’t bother me.

She seems to have tired of the current schtick (I mean it seems like a lot of work to me) and the thread will soon go dormant again. It can go deep and come back when she doesn’t something that annoys someone or ones again. Or never awake if no one is ever annoyed enough again to want to mildly Pit her.

She has neither won or lost anything. IMHO she carried the joke too far but hey I didn’t read more than one of them.

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**Author:** ![DSeid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dseid/32/20194_2.png) [@DSeid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DSeid)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1179 "2026-06-27T19:43:46Z")

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> [@chela](#):
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> Since when do dedicated pit threads peter out? They are revived whenever someone gets a boner for the pittee

Exactly.

Beck has uh not gotten a rise out anyone for a while. A small shiver of interest to some hypocrisy on her part, which she apparently apologized, but the thread has been mostly limpid. If that wee bit in six months is the fruit of her being stalked then our stalkers need Cialis badly. Or a fluffer at least.

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**Author:** ![needscoffee](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/needscoffee/32/1076_2.png) [@needscoffee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/needscoffee)\
**Post date:** [June 27, 2026, 8:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-pitting-of-beck/1008691/1180 "2026-06-27T20:11:38Z")

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> [@Roderick\_Femm](#):
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> I thought the definition of “zombie” was “undead.”

Well, good question. I’d say “previously dead; now revivified”. Truthfully, I would have used “dormant”, but I liked the sound of “dead, dead, dead” better.

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