# Mild Rant About Pizza Customers **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [October 24, 2001, 7:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357 "2001-10-24T19:16:05Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 7\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357/21 "2001-10-25T01:33:17Z")
What the hell is wrong with the pizza places in Texas. I get charge $1.00 to $1.50 FOR USING A FREAKING CHECK. And I they want a tip. BURN IN HELL ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357/22 "2001-10-25T04:52:56Z")
Call the customer satisfaction number CRorex. But none of that money comes to US the drivers who bring yer lazy ass your supper. Wear and tear on my car and the GAS all comes out of what generous peoiple give me… sure aint coming from the 50 cents a delivery I recieve from Pizza Slut ---
**Author:** ![Doug\_Bowe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/df788c/32.png) [@Doug\_Bowe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doug_Bowe)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357/23 "2001-10-25T05:34:11Z")
1. Rastahomie, you have my sincere admiration. You’re holding down two jobs and, By GOD, you have the right to get pissed every now and then. (read #5) 2. ::no answer:: “…umm…Jehovahs Witness” 3. Hi, Opal! 4. toshirodragon I understand your situation. Is this acceptable? I pay in cash, throw in two bucks and tell the guy to keep the change, too. 5. Now _my_ bitch on the General Public. I slide into the weekend DJ position and pick up the request line, “92-3 The Fox…Hi!” At the other end a guy bellows “HOW COME YOU NEVER ANSWER THE F\*\*\*\*\* PHONE???” ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 5:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357/24 "2001-10-25T05:40:22Z")
[QUOTE] \*Originally posted by Doug Bowe \* [ 4. toshirodragon I understand your situation. Is this acceptable? I pay in cash, throw in two bucks and tell the guy to keep the change, too. [QUOTE] Two bucks works for me dude. ---
**Author:** ![CRorex](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/dfb087/32.png) [@CRorex](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CRorex)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357/25 "2001-10-25T15:02:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by toshirodragon \* > \*\*Call the customer satisfaction number CRorex. But none of that money comes to US the drivers who bring yer lazy ass your supper. Wear and tear on my car and the GAS all comes out of what generous peoiple give me… sure aint coming from the 50 cents a delivery I recieve from Pizza Slut \*\* “The surcharge is to help offset the charge for collecting on bad checks.” This is not mentioned on the fliers stuck on my door. I tip 1 dollar + 10% of the order price rounded up. I still get cold nasty pizza. ---
**Author:** ![toshirodragon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/e68b1a/32.png) [@toshirodragon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/toshirodragon)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357/26 "2001-10-25T15:30:59Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by CRorex \* > > I still get cold nasty pizza. \*\* And you continue to order from them? Says something more about you than them… I don’t know where you are form but here it is criminally easy to get free pizza. And I have delivered many so called “correct” pizzas to parties… and they open the dor chowin down on the “wrong” pizza that they called to complain about… Yeah I feel for y’all. ---
**Author:** ![Gravity](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gravity/32/14322_2.png) [@Gravity](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gravity)\ **Post date:** [October 25, 2001, 3:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357/27 "2001-10-25T15:32:19Z")
My sister actually called me at my ‘old’ apartment while we were still moving junk. It did sound funny, though, didn’t it? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mild-rant-about-pizza-customers/89357.md?page=1)