# Mildest Bill... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110 "2001-10-23T16:20:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/1 "2001-10-23T16:20:56Z")
…our newest member. Kind of funny… an enduring tribute (unless it’s a sock… troll, whatever). ---
**Author:** ![Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fiendish_astronaut/32/3295_2.png) [@Fiendish\_Astronaut](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fiendish_Astronaut)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:24pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/2 "2001-10-23T16:24:40Z")
This could lead to a spate of new members with derivative names… Milder Bill Mildness Bill Not Very Mild Bill Mildest Jill 2nd Mildest Bill Bill etc… ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/3 "2001-10-23T16:32:21Z")
We’ll be fixin’ that shortly. ---
**Author:** ![11811](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/1/9d8465/32.png) [@11811](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/11811)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/4 "2001-10-23T16:43:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Fiendish Astronaut \* > \*\*This could lead to a spate of new members with derivative names… > > Milder Bill > > Mildness Bill > > Not Very Mild Bill > > Mildest Jill > > 2nd Mildest Bill > > Bill > etc… \*\* Creamy Ranch Bill New Southwest Bill with Jalapeno… ---
**Author:** ![BurnMeUp](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/91b2a8/32.png) [@BurnMeUp](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BurnMeUp)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/5 "2001-10-23T16:44:10Z")
sour cream and salsa bill! ---
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/6 "2001-10-23T16:47:37Z")
Oh, come on, UncleBeer! There’s **no** proof that he’s our lovable jackass **WB** until he opens up the foul-smelling orifice he calls a mouth. Unless he was too stupid to change his IP, in which case fry his ass. ---
**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/7 "2001-10-23T17:03:59Z")
New Car Smell Bill ---
**Author:** ![casdave](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/c6cbf5/32.png) [@casdave](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/casdave)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/8 "2001-10-23T17:08:23Z")
Utilities bill. I Billeve for every drop of rain that falls…tra la la laaaaa William the untamed ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 5:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/9 "2001-10-23T17:15:03Z")
> [@](#): > > Oh, come on, UncleBeer! There’s no proof that he’s our lovable jackass WB until he opens up the foul-smelling orifice he calls a mouth. I’m not saying it _is_ our old friend. But do you honestly believe someone using that handle is going to make any attempt to be anything but a troll? I don’t and that’s why we’ll not allow someone to use that name. If this person wishes to become a legitimate member of this community, they’ll have to choose a different name. ---
**Author:** ![Eonwe](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/eonwe/32/240_2.png) [@Eonwe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Eonwe)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 6:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/10 "2001-10-23T18:08:50Z")
look out… Mildest Bill may be a Socko! (sorry, I know it’s a _stretch_) Look out Mildest Bill… oh noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!! :eek::eek: ---
**Author:** ![GrandfatherTrout](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/f17d59/32.png) [@GrandfatherTrout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GrandfatherTrout)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/11 "2001-10-23T18:22:13Z")
Malibu Bill! ---
**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 6:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/12 "2001-10-23T18:53:12Z")
G.I. Bill (with the kung-fu grip!) ---
**Author:** ![miamouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/ad7895/32.png) [@miamouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/miamouse)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/13 "2001-10-23T19:01:08Z")
[schoolhouse rock] Just a Bill (who lives on capitol hill) [/schoolhouse rock] ---
**Author:** ![Dinsdale](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/97f17d/32.png) [@Dinsdale](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dinsdale)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/14 "2001-10-23T19:03:54Z")
Put it on my Bill Bill me later ---
**Author:** ![Lightnin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lightnin/32/180_2.png) [@Lightnin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lightnin)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/15 "2001-10-23T19:23:24Z")
I can never pass up a pun thread. Juan ina Billion ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/16 "2001-10-23T19:28:52Z")
How about combinations? **Jack Dean Serlin’s Wildest Concrete** You get all the density of four cubic yards for the price of one! ---
**Author:** ![GingerOfTheNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/cdc98d/32.png) [@GingerOfTheNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GingerOfTheNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/17 "2001-10-23T19:41:58Z")
New VagiBill. For delicate, feminine itching. ---
**Author:** ![wring](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/838e76/32.png) [@wring](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/wring)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/18 "2001-10-23T19:45:09Z")
Duck **Bill** ed Posttoomuch ---
**Author:** ![Maeglin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8baadc/32.png) [@Maeglin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Maeglin)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 7:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/19 "2001-10-23T19:45:56Z")
BillInTheFundiesDen ---
**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 8:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/20 "2001-10-23T20:39:01Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \* > How about combinations? > > **Jack Dean Serlin’s Wildest Concrete** > > You get all the density of four cubic yards for the price of one! **Splort** ROFLMAO! Gee, thanks for making me spew diet coke all over the monitor! [sup]_You have no idea how much I needed that laugh. Thank you, very much.[/sup]_ [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110.md?page=2)