# Mildest Bill... **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [October 23, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110 "2001-10-23T16:20:56Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Syzygy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/bc79bd/32.png) [@Syzygy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Syzygy)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 8:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/21 "2001-10-23T20:53:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by UncleBeer \* > \*\* > > > [@](#): > > > > Oh, come on, UncleBeer! There’s no proof that he’s our lovable jackass WB until he opens up the foul-smelling orifice he calls a mouth. > > I’m not saying it _is_ our old friend. But do you honestly believe someone using that handle is going to make any attempt to be anything but a troll? I don’t and that’s why we’ll not allow someone to use that name. If this person wishes to become a legitimate member of this community, they’ll have to choose a different name. \*\* Ah, yes, of course. I hadn’t, erm, thought of that. :o Don’t you hate it when you miss a staggeringly obvious point? ---
**Author:** ![UncleBeer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/977dab/32.png) [@UncleBeer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/UncleBeer)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/22 "2001-10-23T21:15:23Z")
Details. That’s why I’m paid the big bucks. Oh wait, I’m not, so let me offer up **Mildewy Bill**. ---
**Author:** ![GreatKingRat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/a8b319/32.png) [@GreatKingRat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/GreatKingRat)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 9:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/23 "2001-10-23T21:33:37Z")
UncleBiil ---
**Author:** ![iampunha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/74df32/32.png) [@iampunha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/iampunha)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/24 "2001-10-23T22:16:23Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by GingerOfTheNorth \* > New VagiBill. For delicate, feminine itching. Did I ever tell you how beautiful you are? Oh. My contribution. Crabs Bill. ---
**Author:** ![Gaspode](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/aeb1de/32.png) [@Gaspode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gaspode)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 10:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/25 "2001-10-23T22:51:33Z")
Obviously Disposa Bill. ---
**Author:** ![Xploder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/x/a183cd/32.png) [@Xploder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Xploder)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 10:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/26 "2001-10-23T22:55:53Z")
I’m kinda partial to Mr. Bill myself (woohoo kiddies!) ---
**Author:** ![Kamandi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/5daacb/32.png) [@Kamandi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kamandi)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 11:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/27 "2001-10-23T23:03:34Z")
Biledist Will ---
**Author:** ![Guinastasia](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/guinastasia/32/5751_2.png) [@Guinastasia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Guinastasia)\ **Post date:** [October 23, 2001, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/28 "2001-10-23T23:25:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by mrblue92 \* > \*\*How about combinations? > > **Jack Dean Serlin’s Wildest Concrete** > > You get all the density of four cubic yards for the price of one! \*\* Steve, I love you. 😛 ---
**Author:** ![medstar](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/f07891/32.png) [@medstar](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/medstar)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/29 "2001-10-24T00:12:08Z")
Maybe I’m going out on a limb here, but gosh darn it, Wildest Bill amused me to no end. I lurked on this site for about six months before I registered, and I must admit that I kept an eye out for Wildest Bill’s latest submission. He was like the pimple on your back you couldn’t pop, the booger in your nostril that was wedged so firmly at the apex that you couldn’t blow or pick it out, the hangnail that wouldn’t give up . . . er, uh, what was my point again? Oh yeah, I considered Wildest Bill everything that dopers despise, but he always made me feel like a Rhodes scholar. JMHO. ---
**Author:** ![glee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b5a626/32.png) [@glee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/glee)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/30 "2001-10-24T00:51:28Z")
Unbelieva Bill Unstoppa Bill Improba Bill Incomprehensi Bill (I expect you’ve got the idea by now) ---
**Author:** ![MEBuckner](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mebuckner/32/2896_2.png) [@MEBuckner](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MEBuckner)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/31 "2001-10-24T01:39:00Z")
As **heresiarch** said, these would of course be [banned names](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?threadid=94547&postid=1742662#post1742662). ---
**Author:** ![SterlingNorth](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/8dc957/32.png) [@SterlingNorth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SterlingNorth)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/32 "2001-10-24T03:40:34Z")
I read it as **Mideast Bill**. So did some others. Osama Bill Laden Slick Billy Lib-Bill-al ---
**Author:** ![BigGiantHead](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/b4bc9f/32.png) [@BigGiantHead](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BigGiantHead)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/33 "2001-10-24T03:59:21Z")
Or perhaps **Middlest Bill**? **Bill of the Wild**? _ **Billet Doux** _? And if we’re doin’ flavors: Guacamole Bill! Double-fudge Chunk Bill! Head Cheese Bill (no, no relation), Parmesan Bill, English Toffee Bill, Hazelnut Bill, boy I think I’m getting hungry … - Dave (not a Bill at all) ---
**Author:** ![dunne\_u.wurrie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/9fc29f/32.png) [@dunne\_u.wurrie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dunne_u.wurrie)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 6:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/34 "2001-10-24T06:07:58Z")
Guileless Bill? Mile-miss Bill? Did anyone say Vilest Bill? Styleless Bill? Oh! Oh! Somebody stop me! I’m on fire! ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 8:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/35 "2001-10-24T08:07:01Z")
Bill Who Is Wild, Very Wild, Maybe Even Extremely Wild, Certainly Wilder Than Most Other Posters, But By No Means, And This Is The Important Point, Wildest Bill ---
**Author:** ![mrblue92](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/5daacb/32.png) [@mrblue92](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mrblue92)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/36 "2001-10-24T12:50:26Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by purplebear \* > Gee, thanks for making me spew diet coke all over the monitor! > > [sup]_You have no idea how much I needed that laugh. Thank you, very much.[/sup]_ \*\* You’re welcome. [sub]And you’re welcome.[/sub] 🙂 > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Guinastasia \* > **Steve, I love you.** Ah, my work here is done. :dons cape and flys off: A voice booms out from the sky: “Post? No Bill.” ---
**Author:** ![Jonathan\_Chance](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jonathan_chance/32/701_2.png) [@Jonathan\_Chance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jonathan_Chance)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 12:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/37 "2001-10-24T12:54:00Z")
Wow! You sure gotta climb a lot of ignorance to get to the top of this message board. Say! I wonder who that sad little poster is? \ I’m Mildest Bill But not Wildest Bill And I’m posting here on your message board \ ---
**Author:** ![jesuslynch](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/e99b99/32.png) [@jesuslynch](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jesuslynch)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/38 "2001-10-24T13:11:13Z")
DependaBills ---
**Author:** ![screech-owl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@screech-owl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/screech-owl)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/39 "2001-10-24T13:21:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by BigGiantHead \* > … **_Billet Doux_?..** Er, perhaps _ **Billet Deux** _? ---
**Author:** ![Trion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/ccd318/32.png) [@Trion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trion)\ **Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/40 "2001-10-24T13:27:55Z")
From **UncleBeer** : > [@](#): > > I’m not saying it is our old friend. But do you honestly believe someone using that handle is going to make any attempt to be anything but a troll? Am I correct in guessing that the same can be said for anyone using the name **troll314**? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110.md?page=3)