# Mildest Bill...

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [October 23, 2001, 4:20pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110 "2001-10-23T16:20:56Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
**Page:** 3

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**Author:** ![vanilla](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/f19dbf/32.png) [@vanilla](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vanilla)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/41 "2001-10-24T13:28:25Z")

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Bill Ding?

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**Author:** ![pezpunk](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/7ea924/32.png) [@pezpunk](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pezpunk)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/42 "2001-10-24T13:38:59Z")

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> [@](#):
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> \*Originally posted by Trion \*  
> \*\*From **UncleBeer** :
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> > I’m not saying it is our old friend. But do you honestly believe someone using that handle is going to make any attempt to be anything but a troll?
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> Am I correct in guessing that the same can be said for anyone using the name **troll314**? \*\*

funny, I was just about to ask the SAME thing.

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**Author:** ![Scribble](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/scribble/32/3317_2.png) [@Scribble](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scribble)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/43 "2001-10-24T13:42:31Z")

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For the lover of cannabis and seasonally flooded wetlands–

Bill-a-bong.

For the truly jaded advertising exec–

Bill Bored

Or he could have his own equivalent of the SDMB and be Bill Board.

Or how about a huge and overeducated Bill Dungsroman?

If he never posted but always lurked, he’d be InvisiBill.  
In an apocalyptic thread, he could be the Last Will and Testment.

If he were ingenious, maybe we would say that when there’s a Will, there’s a way.

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**Author:** ![Sofa\_King](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/58956e/32.png) [@Sofa\_King](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sofa_King)\
**Post date:** [October 24, 2001, 4:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildest-bill/89110/44 "2001-10-24T16:42:43Z")

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SupposaBill

IgnoraBill

Bible-est Bill

Bye-Bill

SeethruBill

Silenced Bill

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