# (Mildly NSFW Video) Jerk-Off Gesure Gone Wrong **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [January 5, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393 "2008-01-05T14:32:19Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 2:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/1 "2008-01-05T14:32:19Z")
I stumbled into [this](http://www.shoutfile.com/v/EP8AKQtF/Masturbation_Gesture_Gone_Very_Wrong_In_The_Office) video on my journeys through the Internets. Enjoy. ---
**Author:** ![JustAnotherGeek](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/58f4c7/32.png) [@JustAnotherGeek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JustAnotherGeek)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/2 "2008-01-05T16:39:13Z")
BU-HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH That’s just so wrong; I’m crying from laughter here. I haven’t laughed that hard since Dad at Comedy Barn! ---
**Author:** ![Ice\_Wolf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/dfb087/32.png) [@Ice\_Wolf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ice_Wolf)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/3 "2008-01-05T16:47:10Z")
Very funny. 😃 Now I have to work out who I dare send that link to … ---
**Author:** ![Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/e99b99/32.png) [@Diogenes\_the\_Cynic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Diogenes_the_Cynic)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 4:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/4 "2008-01-05T16:47:38Z")
I’ve never seen that show. I think I’ll have to check it out now. “Dude, stop making eye contact!” ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/5 "2008-01-05T17:19:57Z")
[QUOTE=Diogenes the Cynic] I’ve never seen that show. I think I’ll have to check it out now. “Dude, stop making eye contact!” [/QUOTE] Same thing I thought as well. Hope the rest of their material is nearly as funny. ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 5:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/6 "2008-01-05T17:51:55Z")
Ewww!! I watched it without the sound and it made me cringe. I can’t imagine the whole experience. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2008, 6:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/7 "2008-01-05T18:55:27Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] Ewww!! I watched it without the sound and it made me cringe. I can’t imagine the whole experience. 😉 [/QUOTE] Oh, don’t be such a baby. Go watch with the sound up. ---
**Author:** ![SmartAleq](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/smartaleq/32/163_2.png) [@SmartAleq](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SmartAleq)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 1:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/8 "2008-01-06T01:13:52Z")
“DON’T MAKE THEM TOUCH!!” Dayam, that is COMEDY! 😃 :eek: 😃 ---
**Author:** ![Malienation](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/4af34b/32.png) [@Malienation](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Malienation)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/9 "2008-01-06T04:15:49Z")
Now that was fucking funny! ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/10 "2008-01-06T04:51:38Z")
[QUOTE=LOUNE] Oh, don’t be such a baby. Go watch with the sound up. [/QUOTE] And now I can’t stop laughing. . . and I don’t even know why. But it’s pretty creepy with the sound off. You try it. 😛 And btw, I thought you were the baby, **LOUNE** baby. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/11 "2008-01-06T04:52:42Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] And now I can’t stop laughing. . . and I don’t even know why. But it’s pretty creepy with the sound off. You try it. 😛 And btw, I thought you were the baby, **LOUNE** baby. 😉 [/QUOTE] I suppose I am the MMP’s young pup… I’m not even the youngest one there. How’d I get saddled with that? ---
**Author:** ![Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/heffalump_and_roo/32/7691_2.png) [@Heffalump\_and\_Roo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Heffalump_and_Roo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/12 "2008-01-06T04:55:23Z")
[QUOTE=LOUNE] I suppose I am the MMP’s young pup… [/QUOTE] Well, that’s not actually the reason, but if it’s good with you, it’s good with me. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![levdrakon](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@levdrakon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/levdrakon)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 4:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/13 "2008-01-06T04:58:02Z")
I was so prepared to not find it funny but I’m sitting her still laughing. ---
**Author:** ![Khampelf](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Khampelf](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Khampelf)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 5:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/14 "2008-01-06T05:02:08Z")
I laughed so hard, Lizard Queen came in to make sure I wasn’t having a seizure. Thanks, **LOUNE**. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 5:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/15 "2008-01-06T05:15:44Z")
My face hurts from laughing so hard. I don’t know why it’s so funny, it just is. (The guy doing it wrong is kinda cute, too.) ---
**Author:** ![Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/e480ec/32.png) [@Least\_Original\_User\_Name\_Ever](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Least_Original_User_Name_Ever)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/16 "2008-01-06T05:22:16Z")
[QUOTE=Heffalump and Roo] Well, that’s not actually the reason, but if it’s good with you, it’s good with me. 😉 [/QUOTE] Aw, crap..now you have to enlighten me! ---
**Author:** ![Spice\_Weasel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/spice_weasel/32/5435_2.png) [@Spice\_Weasel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spice_Weasel)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 5:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/17 "2008-01-06T05:22:30Z")
My husband and I just held each other as we wept with laughter. It was an emotional experience. Thanks, **LOUNE**. ---
**Author:** ![mobo85](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b19c9b/32.png) [@mobo85](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/mobo85)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 6:37am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/18 "2008-01-06T06:37:34Z")
As the bug in the corner points out, this sketch comes from the self-titled TV show of sketch comedy group [The Whitest Kids U Know](http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whitest_Kids_U'Know). ---
**Author:** ![Hostile\_Dialect](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/e495f1/32.png) [@Hostile\_Dialect](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hostile_Dialect)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 8:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/19 "2008-01-06T08:28:01Z")
This has been a favorite of mine for a long time. Thanks for reminding me. Now, off to show all of my friends… ---
**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\ **Post date:** [January 6, 2008, 10:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393/20 "2008-01-06T10:55:41Z")
These are the guys who also uncovered [what really happened](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B4Uf9rsBbhc) to President Lincoln. [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mildly-nsfw-video-jerk-off-gesure-gone-wrong/432393.md?page=2)