# Miles the Monkey: Resurrection **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [November 19, 2004, 6:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618 "2004-11-19T06:02:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 3:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/61 "2004-12-28T15:56:31Z")
We got monkey! šŸ˜ƒ I was just in the process of writing a reply to Bakerā€™s email when our lovely postal lady came in with a largish box. Upon opening the delicately wrapped package, Miles started throwing foreign currency at me. šŸ˜‰ He is dressed for the weather in gloves, scarf and the cutest Santa hat! He has already promised to beat down any mean customers I get in exchange for a banana daiquiri when we get home. Iā€™ve found a package of labels in the bottom of his bag, but one for Lombard, IL is set aside in an envelopeā€¦is that who gets him next? Fun! šŸ™‚ ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 4:38pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/62 "2004-12-28T16:38:52Z")
The set aside address was one that slipped out of the previous wrapping when I almost had Miles all boxed up and ready to go. So it doesnā€™t get a higher priority, unless the Doper shoves lots of money or cookies at you as a bribe. I got a bottle of Amaretto for Christmas, Iā€™ll sip one for Miles safe arrival! ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/63 "2004-12-28T16:45:59Z")
Oh, **Baker**! You truly did spend an arm and a leg on shipping. Iā€™m sorry. ā˜¹ ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 28, 2004, 6:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/64 "2004-12-28T18:45:46Z")
Donā€™t be sorry. I had a good time with the monkey, and was honored to be a part of his world tour. I just didnā€™t want to take a chance heā€™d be in the box on the holiday. The next ā€œmajorā€ holiday is Valentineā€™s Day, so he can go on first class, instead of Priority Mail. About the item you mentioned in the email, Iā€™ve sent a reply to that. I have NO idea how that got in there. Eeew. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 4:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/65 "2004-12-29T04:56:55Z")
How long is the list to get Miles? Iā€™m starting to think Iā€™m going to need to show him the 'Bash, but Iā€™ll admit to being horribly impatient, so if thereā€™s not a very good chance heā€™ll make it by May, Iā€™ll let other Dopers have at him. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/66 "2004-12-29T05:28:25Z")
**JimSox5** , are you already on the List? Whatā€™s the 'Bash? **Baker** , you really outdid yourself. I canā€™t thank you enough. If all the Dopers will follow your example, this will be a kick-ass tour!!! **harmless** , have a load of fun with him!!! Donā€™t forget to take lots of pictures and get him TRASHED on New Yearā€™s!!! Also, Iā€™d like to see him go to Australia, but I want to get ahold of that Doper before heā€™s mailed off. If we donā€™t get ahold of him before Miles is ready to ship, you can send him to any of those addresses. But again, make sure that we make contact with whomever you send him to. I donā€™t want Miles suprising anyone. Iā€™d rather people be waiting and expecting himā€¦ Safer that way. ---
**Author:** ![Baker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/bb73d2/32.png) [@Baker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Baker)\ **Post date:** [December 29, 2004, 11:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/67 "2004-12-29T11:09:16Z")
If I remember correctly, from those address labels, there was an Australian address in there. But it appeared many of the labels had IRL names, so I donā€™t know who that Doper is/was, nor many of the others. Bear, I wll be mailing you the pictures I took. I figured out the photo CD, and then I transferred them to floppies. They are labeled, and on each floppy there is a document saying what the picture is of. I will also include a floppy from NYC, a CD from Iowa(I think), and a roll of pictures that is not labeled or developed, so I donā€™t know what stop it is from. ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 4:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/68 "2004-12-30T16:04:19Z")
Sweet. Iā€™ll make sure that any pictures Not Currently on the Miles Photo site, will be posted there. And Iā€™ll develop that roll of film and have them posted as well. When I have time this weekend, Iā€™ll find out who the Australian Doper is. ---
**Author:** ![Silver\_Serpentine](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/3be4f8/32.png) [@Silver\_Serpentine](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Silver_Serpentine)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 5:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/69 "2004-12-30T17:08:46Z")
Now that Iā€™m back online and have a place to live, Iā€™ve sent off an Email to be put back on the list. I wanna take him to all kinds of places in Austin. South Congress, the capitol building, UT tower, 6th St, maybe some places Iā€™ve never been to. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [December 30, 2004, 5:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/70 "2004-12-30T17:10:20Z")
Weā€™re having a grand time so far! Heā€™s met **Susie Derkins** , **Yepmas** , & \*\*Susieā€™\*\*s daughter **Baby Bongo Butt**. šŸ˜ƒ He is also now properly attired for the Tallahassee weather. Yepmas has procured for him some swim trunks, flippers, scuba mask and tank. Thereā€™s a store similar to the one Miles was made in called the Teddy Bear Factory we got it at. We also got him some boxers (you now, for chillinā€™ around the house) and heā€™s all ready for Valentines Day with a new tie sporting red hearts and a rose. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [December 31, 2004, 4:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/71 "2004-12-31T04:42:42Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > **JimSox5** , are you already on the List? > > Whatā€™s the 'Bash? > > [ No, Iā€™m not currently on the list. The 'Bash is just a short way of saying Wabash College (note the location), but it honestly didnā€™t occur to me that nobody else would have a clue what Iā€™m going on about. Sorry, I wasnā€™t aiming to confuse anybody. All I was trying to ask in that last post was basically how long you planned on Miles being gone, and if I joined the list now, would I be able to get Miles before May? ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 10:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/72 "2005-01-04T22:34:04Z")
**harmless** , awesome! Thatā€™s great!! **JimSox5** , I expect Miles to be gone for at least a couple years! So get on the list. worldtourteddy at hotmail dot com. Thereā€™s no particular order that he is being mailed in. Just pay attention to any Miles threads, post comments and such. Then, when it gets close to May, request that he is sent to you next. Thatā€™s all there is to it. Like right now, Iā€™m not sure where heā€™s going. We havenā€™t figured out who the . . . ā€¦ oh crap. Thatā€™s right. _ **I** _ was supposed to look into that. Whoops, I kinda flaked on that. Alright, Iā€™m gonna find out who the Australian doper is, and Iā€™ll be right back. ---
**Author:** ![Yamirskoonir](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/y/c0e974/32.png) [@Yamirskoonir](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Yamirskoonir)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 10:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/73 "2005-01-04T22:48:41Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > Thereā€™s no particular order that he is being mailed in. Just pay attention to any Miles threads, post comments and such. Then, when it gets close to May, request that he is sent to you next. Thatā€™s all there is to it. I know Iā€™m on the ā€œoriginalā€ list of participants alreadyā€¦after learning the above info, I want to make an early announcement that Iā€™d like to have him in late June of this year so I can take him to San Francisco Pride. Miles _needs_ to have his picture taken with a Sister of Perpetual Indulgence, and to have his previous sins committed with Dopers across the world expiated! He also needs to see some of my local haunts, including the 909/951 area codes, dubbed the ā€œArmpit of Southern California.ā€ šŸ˜ƒ ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 11:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/74 "2005-01-04T23:00:40Z")
**Yamirskoonir** , Sweet! Keep an eye out for Miles threads, and make sure you actively pursue getting him during that time. Youā€™ve called dibs on that date, so itā€™s yours. But thereā€™s no Miles calendar, so youā€™ll have to make sure to inform whoever happens to have him at that time. **JimSox** should be getting him around May, so there might be one person in between the two of you. Whoever **JimSox** sends him to will be the person sending Miles to you. ā€¦ Anyway, keep an eye out for Miles threads and such. The Australian Doper is **Caught@Work**!! We need to get ahold of him. Iā€™ll email him right now, but hopefully heā€™ll come in here and verify that now is a good time to host a monkey. Oooh and itā€™s summer there. So Miles will be able to enjoy his new beach/water gear!!! **Caught@Work** **Caught@Work** **Caught@Work** (that ought to show up on a _vanity_ searchā€¦ šŸ˜‰ ) **harmless** , Iā€™ll be in touch. ---
**Author:** ![JimSox5](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/b5a626/32.png) [@JimSox5](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JimSox5)\ **Post date:** [January 4, 2005, 11:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/75 "2005-01-04T23:09:57Z")
Okay, I have sent my e-mail to get on the list! Now Iā€™ll just be patient and wait around. I hope I donā€™t forget or anything. If I do, Iā€™ll hold off until next year and take him to the big football game. I will also be sure and send a bit of Wabash along with him. Iā€™m getting excited now! ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [January 5, 2005, 7:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/76 "2005-01-05T07:56:24Z")
I donā€™t vanity search, so I wouldnā€™t have (re)found this thread without an email. Regardless, now is a great time to send Miles down under. Itā€™s summertime here, so there are all sorts of cool and funky things that Miles can get up to for a while. Heā€™ll even get to go Geocaching with me and see some of the Victorian bush. Address details are as per the email so send Miles on down and weā€™ll have a grand old time. ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 8:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/77 "2005-01-10T20:08:10Z")
**Caught@Work** , sorry for the delay - Iā€™ve been out sick. **Bear\_Nenno** ā€™s last email to me said to email you before shipping the monkey, but no email address was provided and todayā€™s pretty much the first day Iā€™ve been back on the boards. Iā€™m assuming according to your last post ā€¦ > [@Caught@Work](#): > > Address details are as per the email so send Miles on down and weā€™ll have a grand old time. I can go ahead and ship? As soon as I clear off this stack of work on my desk, Iā€™ll be uploading pics of Daā€™ Monk. šŸ˜‰ ---
**Author:** ![Bear\_Nenno](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/bear_nenno/32/3358_2.png) [@Bear\_Nenno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bear_Nenno)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 10:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/78 "2005-01-10T22:29:00Z")
Ship away! You can always email me at **WORLDTOURTEDDY at HOTMAIL dot COM** (Milesā€™s addres), but if itā€™s something you want me to see immediately, send it to **BEAR dot NENNO at US dot ARMY dot MIL** ---
**Author:** ![harmless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/2acd7d/32.png) [@harmless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/harmless)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 10:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/79 "2005-01-10T22:36:05Z")
> [@Bear\_Nenno](#): > > Ship away! > You can always email me at **WORLDTOURTEDDY at HOTMAIL dot COM** ā€¦ I did. Twice. Well, he missed the bus today, Iā€™ll try to get him off ASAP tomorrow. Iā€™m gonna cwy. ā˜¹ _sniff_ ---
**Author:** ![Caught\_Work](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/919ad9/32.png) [@Caught\_Work](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Caught_Work)\ **Post date:** [January 10, 2005, 10:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618/80 "2005-01-10T22:59:45Z")
Yep, send olā€™ Miles down and weā€™ll have some fun togther. He does wipe clean doesnā€™t he? [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miles-the-monkey-resurrection/275618.md?page=5)