# Milestone

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 2, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449 "2000-04-02T18:47:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 10\
**Page:** 1

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/1 "2000-04-02T18:47:00Z")

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My 500th post, \<----I couln’t just let it go by unmentioned! It’s also an excellant opportunity to once again, pad your post count, should you be the kinda lowlife that would do that sorta thing. 😛

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Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/2 "2000-04-02T18:51:00Z")

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Ah, aha. I shall forward to you under separate cover directions for the secret handshake and Unclebeer’s AmEx card number.

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Voted **Best Sport**  
And narrowly averted the despised moniker **Smiley Master**

Forward deployed until 18AUG00

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**Author:** ![Squee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ba9def/32.png) [@Squee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Squee)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/3 "2000-04-02T18:52:00Z")

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Yes, sir, I am that kind of lowlife! Congrats!

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“Penises don’t belong in the mouth, girls and boys. You’ve got the wrong hole there. Just like you wouldn’t shove pizza up your nose.”  
-From the **Brother Jed** flyer-

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**Author:** ![AuntiePam](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f19dbf/32.png) [@AuntiePam](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AuntiePam)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/4 "2000-04-02T19:02:00Z")

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Nice going, aha.

I fondly remember your first posts (the first ones I saw anyway). I recall thinking that if you hung around, I was going to learn more about bodily functions than I **ever** wanted to know!  
🙂

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/5 "2000-04-02T19:04:00Z")

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ahhh yes auntiepam I was only knee high to a good bowel movement back then. 🙂

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Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![Homer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/df788c/32.png) [@Homer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Homer)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/6 "2000-04-02T19:37:00Z")

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aha, go to search and search MPSIMS for all the threads you’ve posted in, and read them. There is TONS of good stuff out there that you’ve forgotten.

I did that the other day, searching for myself, and I found some GOOD shit.

–Tim

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You can’t accidently create a handicapped baby whilst smoking pot.

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**Author:** ![purrplebear](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/90ced4/32.png) [@purrplebear](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/purrplebear)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/7 "2000-04-02T19:43:00Z")

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Congrats to you aha! \<not that I’m trying to pad my post count or anything, no, not me\>  
I have enjoyed reading your posts so far, looking forward to more from you.

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You sing in my consciousness like a counterpoint to my life.  
L.L.

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**Author:** ![WallyM7](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/b5e925/32.png) [@WallyM7](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WallyM7)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 7:55pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/8 "2000-04-02T19:55:00Z")

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Where’s the tequila?

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**Author:** ![aha](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/eada6e/32.png) [@aha](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aha)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 8:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/9 "2000-04-02T20:03:00Z")

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> Originally posted by WallyM7:  
> **Where’s the tequila?**

Now now wally should you be shooting tequila? …ah what the hell…have a drink and pad your post! Hope your healing up ok!

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Yours truly,  
aha

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**Author:** ![pipefitter](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/97f17d/32.png) [@pipefitter](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/pipefitter)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2000, 10:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milestone/15449/10 "2000-04-02T22:16:00Z")

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Congratulations, Hopefully I can get there soon.