# Milk gallon challenge?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 30, 2005, 8:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992 "2005-03-30T20:15:46Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 6\
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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [April 1, 2005, 9:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992/61 "2005-04-01T21:57:56Z")

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\<burp\> finished, no sign of it coming back up. I really am not interested in milk any time in the future…though i now have a nagging desire for corn chips. must need salt.

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**Author:** ![elfbabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/b782af/32.png) [@elfbabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elfbabe)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 12:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992/62 "2005-04-02T00:11:33Z")

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I drank a half gallon of skim voluntarily a few weeks ago. It was good.

I am the lactase queen!  
( **aruvqan** is the lactase empress)

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**Author:** ![Foible](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3d9bf3/32.png) [@Foible](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Foible)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992/63 "2005-04-02T00:20:06Z")

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> [@aruvqan](#):
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> \<burp\> finished, no sign of it coming back up. I really am not interested in milk any time in the future…though i now have a nagging desire for corn chips. must need salt.

Way to go! That’s how to fight ignorance one gallon at a time. Thank you for taking the challenge, you saved me from trying it out of curiosity.

As for the hundred beers in a hundred hours, I know people who drink more than that on a regular basis.

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**Author:** ![aruvqan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aruvqan/32/2891_2.png) [@aruvqan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/aruvqan)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992/64 "2005-04-02T02:55:53Z")

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LOL, I may be the lactase empress, but the lactose is starting to make its presence known to my innards…_sigh_

Ah well, I guess it was just my turn to take one for the straight dopers of the world

where is the _urp_ smiley?

though I bet my nutritionist would have a fit at my downing so much milk, it is _so_ not on my nutriton plan…

Maybe I should have tried the beer one? pity I hate beer 🆒

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**Author:** ![EmeraldGrue](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/dc4da7/32.png) [@EmeraldGrue](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmeraldGrue)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992/65 "2005-04-02T04:01:43Z")

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**aruqvan** , um…congratulations? 🙂

During treeplanting one girl boasted that she could drink a gallon of milk in an hour. People called bullshit, the bet was on. Poor Tex. She started off with much gusto, but about two-thirds of the way through she looked pretty queasy. She didn’t quite make it. And that was probably the tamest bet that season.

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**Author:** ![Wesley\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/wesley_clark/32/20581_2.png) [@Wesley\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Wesley_Clark)\
**Post date:** [April 2, 2005, 4:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milk-gallon-challenge/296992/66 "2005-04-02T04:25:00Z")

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This made me want to rewatch the Jackass eggnog challenge.

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