As the poster who first brought up P. Swope, I’d like to apologize for the persistent tangent and ask that someone post something cereal-related.
… Oh, I know. I noticed that Malt-O-Meal seems to have phased out my (Millennial) daughter’s favorite cereal (“Marshmallow Mateys”), and replaced them with “Mallow Oats”, with a cute otter on the box. But I wasn’t sure they’d be as good as the name brand…
So in honor of all this talk of cereal, I bought a box of Lucky Charms! Can’t wait for Afternoon Tea!
Well, I for one will not countenance this talk of cereal-avoidance and laziness among our (post?)millennials.
Here’s a heartwarming yet infuriating story about a 17-year-old Ohio girl who won a gold medal for masonry* but was bumped from national competition on a technicality.
I’ll bet that she puts away a bowl of cereal every morning.
*as you can tell from the story, she lays a mean brick and her plumb is fantastic.
100 kcal a day is ~3000 a month which is ~6/7 of a pound. You’ll end up gaining about 10 lbs in a year if you switched from 20 year old to 70 year old levels of muscle mass, but gaining 15~20 lbs is going to even out that BMR increase and you’d stabilize pretty quickly. Given that muscle mass decreases linearly over your life, you’re looking at maybe ~20 kcal difference in a 20 and 30 year old, no where near enough to account for the bloat everyone claims happened because they turned 30.
Also, maintaining a diet to within +/- 5 kcal of consistency a day is basically impossible in the real world, most people will lose at least pound or two’s worth of calories a year just from getting sick, traveling, or missing a meal.
Calm your baby tits. Some day when you are old enough to spell the adults might let you have a say.
I’m keeping people employed. Why do you hate working class people? You Richie-Riches who despise the poor and middle-class need to get over yourselves and stop trying to ruin the lives of us working people.
Oh, so now people who make reusable plates and cutlery are Richie-Riches who don’t deserve to eat? And those who make dishwashers, and sinks, and soap? Do you also throw your panties away once they get twisted?
I’m just basking in the warm morning glow of irony… Drunky telling someone else to get over themselves. Next, the guy who just accused a poster of having “baby tits” will tell someone to grow up…