# MilliCal Question -- Who Would Win in This Fight?

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**Created:** [November 18, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millical-question-who-would-win-in-this-fight/426877 "2007-11-18T00:53:37Z")\
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**Author:** ![CalMeacham](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/calmeacham/32/35_2.png) [@CalMeacham](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CalMeacham)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 12:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millical-question-who-would-win-in-this-fight/426877/1 "2007-11-18T00:53:37Z")

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MilliCal has torn herself from watching **Dr. Who** to see me looking at the Dope Board, and has proposed the following question:

**Who Would Win in a Four-Way Fight Between The Simpsons, South Park, Family Guy, and Futurama?**

No awards will be given for the Best Answer.

And Remember, Neatness Counts.

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**Author:** ![friedo](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/8edcca/32.png) [@friedo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/friedo)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millical-question-who-would-win-in-this-fight/426877/2 "2007-11-18T01:15:06Z")

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Well, _Futurama_ is the only one with an armed, intergalactic spaceship.

On the other hand, Cartman can be a real jerk sometimes.

_The Simpsons_ and _Family Guy_ have no chance.

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**Author:** ![Tamerlane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/tamerlane/32/7602_2.png) [@Tamerlane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tamerlane)\
**Post date:** [November 18, 2007, 1:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millical-question-who-would-win-in-this-fight/426877/3 "2007-11-18T01:18:01Z")

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Not much of a contest, I’d think.

**Professor Farnsworth** - eccentric and vengeful super-genius with an assorted dozen doomsday weapons, a variety of atomic super-monsters including albino remote-controlled apes and uber-basketball players, an underwater pressure-reducing suppository for sneak attacks, plus the “smell-o-scope” and “what if” machines for intelligence gathering.

**Leela** - pilot and martial arts expert, albeit with a few depth perception issues.

**Bender** - super-bending robot who is 40% dolomite.

**Amy** - deep financial pockets for funding mayhem.

**Hermes** - logistics expert.

**Nibbler** - eating machine with the potential power of an ancient and advanced civilization to back him up.

**Zoidberg** - Okay, kinda a liability here. But a tough shell and sharp claws if not bought off with a hardboiled egg.

**Fry** - Hmmm…well, I guess he’s mostly your stereotypical girlfriend-mooching-off-of octopus. But he does seem good with the ship’s roof turret, which automatically makes him more useful than Meg from Family Guy.

Gotta go with **Futurama** ;).