# million man march?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/million-man-march/3119>\
**Category:** Factual Questions\
**Created:** [September 7, 1999, 9:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/million-man-march/3119 "1999-09-07T21:54:00Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 5\
**Page:** 2

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**Author:** ![madchef](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/a6a055/32.png) [@madchef](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/madchef)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 6:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/million-man-march/3119/21 "1999-09-09T18:50:00Z")

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There is the real Chiefscott. Look at that language!

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The Chef

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 7:31pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/million-man-march/3119/22 "1999-09-09T19:31:00Z")

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Troll begone!  
You have cast your tiresome shadow upon the face of the SDMB once too many times.  
Return to the bridge whence you came!  
May your spirit be cast into the Pit to burn in shame for an eternity!

p.s. You suck.

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**Author:** ![manhattan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/manhattan/32/7_2.png) [@manhattan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/manhattan)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/million-man-march/3119/23 "1999-09-09T20:49:00Z")

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In the Navy, when the Chief makes a recommendation, he’s always right.

Boneheaded enlisted men (me, in this case) go and listen to the Senior Officers (Nickrz, in this case).

Serious trouble ensues.

The Chief returns to the scene, and calmly tells everyone how to fix things that would not have been fouled up in the first place if only people had listened to him in the first place.

So it is in the Navy, so it is on the SDMB.

Lesson: **Listen to the Chief**

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Livin’ on Tums, Vitamin E and Rogaine

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**Author:** ![ChiefScott](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/58f4c7/32.png) [@ChiefScott](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ChiefScott)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 8:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/million-man-march/3119/24 "1999-09-09T20:51:00Z")

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Can you say “Battlefield Promotion”?

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**Author:** ![Nickrz](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/bbce88/32.png) [@Nickrz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nickrz)\
**Post date:** [September 9, 1999, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/million-man-march/3119/25 "1999-09-09T22:44:00Z")

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Wow. Quit my day job? You think I can survive on Straight Dope coffee mugs?

## This thread gone to the pit.

Nickrz  
GQ Mod

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