# Millionaire who claimed he 'fell' into teen cleared of rape **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 16, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630 "2015-12-16T20:25:24Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 8:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/1 "2015-12-16T20:25:24Z")
> **[Canoe.Com](https://canoe.com/category/news/)** > > Get the latest headlines and breaking news from Canada & World. Stay up-to-date with crime, politics, economy, science, weird & good news. > [@](#): > > Abdulaziz claimed he came out of the bedroom to offer the girl a T-shirt to sleep in or pay for a cab ride home. But when she pulled him towards her, he fell. He said that’s when his erect penis must have accidentally penetrated her. Well that makes total sense then. “The mind, it boggles.” ---
**Author:** ![Happy\_Lendervedder](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/happy_lendervedder/32/8488_2.png) [@Happy\_Lendervedder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Happy_Lendervedder)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 8:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/2 "2015-12-16T20:34:46Z")
“Million to one shot, your honor. Million to one.” ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 8:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/3 "2015-12-16T20:46:17Z")
It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp vaginas in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two…uh… ---
**Author:** ![Lobohan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lobohan/32/79_2.png) [@Lobohan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lobohan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 8:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/4 "2015-12-16T20:49:45Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > It’s not impossible. I used to bullseye womp vaginas in my T-16 back home, they’re not much bigger than two…uh… Yeah, you don’t want to tell the judge you used Force to get the wang-dang in the doodle. ---
**Author:** ![Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/u/9e8a1a/32.png) [@Uosdwis\_R.Dewoh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Uosdwis_R.Dewoh)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/5 "2015-12-16T21:05:14Z")
[Some possible scenarios that lead to accidental sex.](http://imgur.com/a/tXCpI) ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 9:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/6 "2015-12-16T21:06:10Z")
I had a feeling it was going to go his way when the jury came out wearing top hats and monocles. ---
**Author:** ![Soylent\_Juicy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/82dd89/32.png) [@Soylent\_Juicy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Soylent_Juicy)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/7 "2015-12-16T21:07:35Z")
> **[National Post](https://nationalpost.com/category/news/)** > > Read the latest breaking news in Canada and the rest of the world. We bring all of today's top headlines and stories to your fingertips. I mean really, who on earth would believe such a story … “_Saudi millionaire_.” Ah. Of course. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/8 "2015-12-16T21:29:34Z")
Golly, don’t you hate it when that happens? ---
**Author:** ![Mangetout](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mangetout/32/19_2.png) [@Mangetout](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mangetout)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 9:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/9 "2015-12-16T21:56:59Z")
Life imitates art… https://www.dailymotion.com/embed/video/x2u8trw ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/10 "2015-12-16T22:04:52Z")
Leo McGarry to Sam Seaborne: “You accidentally slept with a prostitute? I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?” ---
**Author:** ![VinylTurnip](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b2d939/32.png) [@VinylTurnip](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/VinylTurnip)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 10:17pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/11 "2015-12-16T22:17:45Z")
Let’s assume for a moment that the jury _wasn’t_ paid off handsomely for their verdict. There must be something more to the story, right? There is— or God help me, I choose to believe there is— no way in hell that 12(?) people, no matter how British they are, actually found that preposterous excuse credible, right? And apparently without much deliberation, even? The only explanation I can fathom is that they believed it was consensual sex, that the woman made up the rape claim, and they basically disregarded the defendant’s idiotic story as a laughable, but ultimately irrelevant, attempt at covering his own ass for unknown reasons. Anyone got an alternate theory? ---
**Author:** ![TroutMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troutman/32/6721_2.png) [@TroutMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/TroutMan)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2015, 10:40pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/12 "2015-12-16T22:40:57Z")
Sorry, I can’t get past your first assumption. Nothing else makes sense. ---
**Author:** ![Rigamarole](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/77aa72/32.png) [@Rigamarole](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rigamarole)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 12:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/13 "2015-12-17T00:13:18Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Sorry, I can’t get past your first assumption. Nothing else makes sense. Nah, much more likely they just didn’t believe the accuser’s claims. ---
**Author:** ![Gorsnak](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gorsnak/32/7587_2.png) [@Gorsnak](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gorsnak)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 12:17am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/14 "2015-12-17T00:17:23Z")
Could swear I’ve heard this story before… [Wait. What if there’s a good explanation for this. What, she tripped, fell, and landed on his dick?](https://youtu.be/Xbw_BxDwdjk?t=166) ---
**Author:** ![clairobscur](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/839c29/32.png) [@clairobscur](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/clairobscur)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 10:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/15 "2015-12-17T10:36:51Z")
> [@TroutMan](#): > > Sorry, I can’t get past your first assumption. Nothing else makes sense. Bribing a whole jury in a western country seems unbelievable to me. And the “I fell into her” claim seems so ludicrous (\*) that there must be more to this story than what is reported. (\*) Although after all weird stuff sometimes happen. You’re still not going to convince a dozen people it’s the truth even if it were actually true. ---
**Author:** ![Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/a3d4f5/32.png) [@Springtime\_for\_Spacers](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Springtime_for_Spacers)\ **Post date:** [December 17, 2015, 10:49am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/16 "2015-12-17T10:49:14Z")
You people are so lazy. here’s a link to The Independent which provides more detail. > [@](#): > > …he said she pulled him on top of her and placed his hand between her legs. > > His semen and DNA was found inside the young woman, but he said it was possible he had semen on his hands from having sex with the 24-year-old earlier. > > In the evidence, Mr Abdulaziz showed how the girl had put her hand behind his head to pull him towards her, which is how he says he fell. > > He said: “I’m fragile, I fell down but nothing ever happened, between me and this girl nothing ever happened.” Still preposterous but enough for a skilled lawyer to establish reasonable doubt perhaps? No, me neither. ---
**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 1:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/17 "2015-12-18T01:34:58Z")
For some reason I am reminded of the Fugs’ album “It Crawled Into My Hand, Honest”. ---
**Author:** ![Princhester](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/3e96dc/32.png) [@Princhester](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Princhester)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 2:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/18 "2015-12-18T02:54:45Z")
> [@VinylTurnip](#): > > The only explanation I can fathom is that they believed it was consensual sex, that the woman made up the rape claim, and they basically disregarded the defendant’s idiotic story as a laughable, but ultimately irrelevant, attempt at covering his own ass for unknown reasons. This will be it, basically. Rape is hard to prove. If the jury concludes it can’t be sure beyond a reasonable doubt that there was rape, then he gets off. A safe way to be sure you don’t know what actually happened in a court proceeding is to read about it in the media. Journalists take pride (I assume) in making sure they never report on cases accurately. There’s no other possible explanation for how they make such a total bollocks of it so consistently. ---
**Author:** ![ekedolphin](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ekedolphin/32/10003_2.png) [@ekedolphin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ekedolphin)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 12:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/19 "2015-12-18T12:56:56Z")
> [@AHunter3](#): > > Leo McGarry to Sam Seaborne: “You accidentally slept with a prostitute? I don’t understand. Did you trip over something?” Nitpick: That was Toby. ---
**Author:** ![AHunter3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ahunter3/32/368_2.png) [@AHunter3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AHunter3)\ **Post date:** [December 18, 2015, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630/20 "2015-12-18T18:13:55Z")
> [@ekedolphin](#): > > Nitpick: That was Toby. No wonder I couldn’t find it on YouTube :smack: [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/millionaire-who-claimed-he-fell-into-teen-cleared-of-rape/740630.md?page=2)