# Milum is a babbling fountain of shit

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293>\
**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [October 29, 2003, 7:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293 "2003-10-29T19:44:35Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Greathouse](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/greathouse/32/2992_2.png) [@Greathouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greathouse)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/81 "2003-10-31T02:39:34Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Space Vampire \*  
> \*\*I have always found it so. fucking. difficult. to not say something about the fact that he’s from Alabama.
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> (And with this, for the first time, I hypocritically violate my rule against participating in the lame and cowardly practice of saying something by pointing out that you’re not saying it. It won’t happen again.) \*\*

Do you have a problem with people from AL? Not all of us are uneducated fuckdumbs who couldn’t find their ass with both hands and a map. 😉

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**Author:** ![Neurotik](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/91b2a8/32.png) [@Neurotik](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Neurotik)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/82 "2003-10-31T02:42:21Z")

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Haha, **everton’s** an American! I’m sure **everton** will be delighted with the upgrade.

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**Author:** ![yojimbo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/yojimbo/32/232_2.png) [@yojimbo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/yojimbo)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/83 "2003-10-31T02:45:22Z")

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Yay I’m on a list, finally. I’m quite happy to be linked to all those posters even though there are some I disagree with almost 100% when it comes to politics.  
BTW dipshit you missed a couple of foreigners on that list. I’ll let them tell you who.

oh and it’s **y** ojimbo. If I wanted a Y I would have joined that way.

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**Author:** ![El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/41988e/32.png) [@El\_Cid\_Viscoso](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/El_Cid_Viscoso)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/84 "2003-10-31T03:10:38Z")

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Wait. I was eating a fish taco, so I missed a little bit. Someone just told me **Daisy Cutter** ’s got me on a list?

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**Author:** ![PatriotX](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/c4cdca/32.png) [@PatriotX](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PatriotX)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/85 "2003-10-31T03:21:02Z")

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I made the Honor Roll!! WooHooo!!

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**Author:** ![elucidator](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8edcca/32.png) [@elucidator](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elucidator)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/86 "2003-10-31T03:27:23Z")

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Big deal. Its not like it means anything. Or anything. My name’s just really hard to spell.

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**Author:** ![\_possum\_stalker](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/b77776/32.png) [@\_possum\_stalker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_possum_stalker)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/87 "2003-10-31T03:31:29Z")

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What happens to us now that we’re on the list? and why did I laugh when I read the words “fish taco?”

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**Author:** ![Doomtrain](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/0ea827/32.png) [@Doomtrain](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Doomtrain)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/88 "2003-10-31T03:41:57Z")

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Oh, and can I get on the list? I took some French classes once and would love to move to the U.K., Canada, or Australia.

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**Author:** ![Mtgman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/b5a626/32.png) [@Mtgman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mtgman)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/89 "2003-10-31T04:35:36Z")

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It is a great honor to be on **Milum’s** list. To acknowledge this honor, and make it permanent, go [here](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/member2.php?action=viewlist&userlist=ignore) and type “Milum” in one of the empty boxes and click “Update List”.

Enjoy,  
Steven

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**Author:** ![Ogre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecb155/32.png) [@Ogre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ogre)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 5:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/90 "2003-10-31T05:07:57Z")

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> I have always found it so. fucking. difficult. to not say something about the fact that he’s from Alabama.

For obvious reasons, I’m highly gratified that you have thus far resisted the temptation. Well, until now.

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**Author:** ![London\_Calling](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/49beb7/32.png) [@London\_Calling](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/London_Calling)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 6:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/91 "2003-10-31T06:19:31Z")

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> \*Originally posted by GMRyujin \*  
> I know for a fact those guys aren’t in Foreigner. I think **London\_Calling** is in Journey.

The Horror.

The last thing I need is to be associated with some half-witted, dippy shit, smelly hippies with as much intellectualism as Rolling Stone affords. Man. Well, the last thing before the kind of insightfulness Milum offers.

btw, he’s clearly a Monkees fan, probably with a particular interest in Davy. In fact, I can imagine him now, leg-a-cock in velvet trousers and bashing his . . . tambourine.

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**Author:** ![flonks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ab097/32.png) [@flonks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flonks)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/92 "2003-10-31T08:27:28Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Beagle \*  
> \*\*Right. France and Russia did not provide the bulk of the arms to the region. France did not give Saddam a means to build nuclear weapons.  
> \*\*

Yes, France and Russia provided arms in this region, but so did the US. From there to say “The US has to take care of the mess France made” is a long way. The US supported Saddam Hussein for 20 years, provided him with arms, logistics and information (CIA) during the war. They even him with intelligence where to drop his chemical arms:

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> When it looked like Iran might defeat him, the Reagan administration covertly began to supply him with satellite intelligence and weapons, including precursors for development of biological weapons and the basic ingredients for the chemical agents he used, in President Bush’s memorable words, “to gas his own people.”

[Cite](http://www.antiwar.com/orig/johnson1.html)  
[Cite](http://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2002/08/38816.html)  
[Cite](http://www.angelfire.com/ca3/jphuck/Book23Ch.3.html)

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> _Originally posted by Beagle By all means, keep losing your cool every time I state a fact._

You wouldn’t recognize a fact if you stumbled over it.

I am honored to be on your list. You might check you asterisks though, the location flag rarely signifies nationality. In my case you’re right, but there are a lot of American’s living abroad on this board. Just for the sake of fighting ignorance …

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**Author:** ![flonks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ab097/32.png) [@flonks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flonks)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 8:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/93 "2003-10-31T08:29:09Z")

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Sorry **Beagle** , confused you with **Milum** ☹

(How could I, you are so different!)

The last paragraph was for **Milum** , obviously.

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**Author:** ![jjimm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/ba8739/32.png) [@jjimm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jjimm)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/94 "2003-10-31T09:07:21Z")

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Why on earth am I not deemed a foreigner? The importance of being labelled thus eludes me, but at least if we are going to be highlighted as such, I want my day in the sun.

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**Author:** ![Kal](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9de053/32.png) [@Kal](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kal)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 9:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/95 "2003-10-31T09:22:46Z")

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Bastard didn’t capitalise my name _or_ give me a fucking asterisk.

I was gonna send him a copy of december’s musical for Christmas, but now I’m pissed off and the fucker is getting nowt.

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/96 "2003-10-31T13:22:36Z")

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I am honored to be in such august company (as opposed to **december** company), but feel guilty about inclusion while such worthies as **elucidator** are left off the list.

I’ll trade him my spot for a minor grammatical consideration.

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**Author:** ![flonks](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/3ab097/32.png) [@flonks](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/flonks)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 1:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/97 "2003-10-31T13:37:21Z")

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**Milum** ’s list reminds me of the [NRA’s list of foes](http://www1.jointogether.org/gv/news/summaries/reader/0,2061,567251,00.html).

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> Among the groups making the long list are the A.F.L.-C.I.O, the American Academy of Pediatrics, the Children’s Defense Fund, the Lutheran Office for Governmental Affairs, the United States Catholic Conference, the U.S. Conference of Mayors, and the Y.W.C.A. of the U.S.A.

I mean, sometimes it is uplifting to be on somebody’s list of enemies 🙂

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**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/98 "2003-10-31T14:11:49Z")

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> \*Originally posted by 'possum stalker \*  
> \*\ ***Ryujin** , I fear you and **Chef** are right- we may just be enabling the creepy bastard.
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> It’s weird- as I’ve read through his posts I’ve found them more and more entertaining. He’s like the right-wing Dr. Bronner, but he makes much less sense than Bronner’s “Secret 6000 year old Swiss Essene monorail Birth control! All-one! or All-None!!!” soap labels. \*\*

er…you’re doing it again. D’oh! So am I. Disregard this posting.

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**Author:** ![elf6c](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/c57346/32.png) [@elf6c](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/elf6c)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 2:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/99 "2003-10-31T14:25:28Z")

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Somehow seeming my name of the list reminds me of a classic Simpsons bit:

Skinner: . . .and Ralph Wiggam

Ralph: Woo Hoo! I won, I won.

Skinner: No Ralph, this mean’s you’re failing English.

Ralph: Me Fail English? That’s Unposssible!

Wow, a bigot put me on his “probationary” list, just when I thought free donut Friday couldn’t get any better. . .

😉

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**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\
**Post date:** [October 31, 2003, 7:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/milum-is-a-babbling-fountain-of-shit/210293/100 "2003-10-31T19:08:15Z")

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Dang, am I the only freakin’ one not getting any… err… donuts and tacos?

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