# Mini-BADfest & Lewis Black? **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [December 2, 2002, 8:30pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030 "2002-12-02T20:30:57Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/41 "2002-12-13T02:48:46Z")
Would any of you guys like to buy a time-share? Get an unsecured credit card? Enlarge your penis? I won’t be able to help you with any of that. I’ll be calling on behalf of PBS and stuff like that. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 13, 2002, 2:55am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/42 "2002-12-13T02:55:47Z")
And the party will be seated under the name “Cecil Adams.” VV, I sent you a soap-related e-mail. ---
**Author:** ![White\_Lightning](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/f04885/32.png) [@White\_Lightning](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/White_Lightning)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 3:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/43 "2002-12-14T15:01:58Z")
Smooth. Fuzio’s. 7 pm. I plan to be there. But I can’t get to the city early as promised. I have some important and depressing errands to run, so I may have to just show up around 7. Is it cool if I bring a friend? See you all _lata_. ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 3:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/44 "2002-12-14T15:15:35Z")
Frienda are welcome. Hell, I’m gonna end up bringing my girlfriend. She came back to town earlier than expected. See y’all tonight. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 3:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/45 "2002-12-14T15:58:08Z")
Fine, rub in our faces that you have a “friend.” Well LA-DI-DA! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 8:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/46 "2002-12-14T20:13:03Z")
Hey, vougue since the soap is for my girlfriend, can you place it in an inconspicuous brown paper wrapper, preferably marked “Not Porn”? ---
**Author:** ![SpoilerVirgin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/4491bb/32.png) [@SpoilerVirgin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SpoilerVirgin)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/47 "2002-12-14T20:43:20Z")
Oh the weather outside is frightful… But I’m going to try to be there. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 9:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/48 "2002-12-14T21:29:13Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Troy McClure SF \* > \*\*Hey, vougue since the soap is for my girlfriend, can you place it in an inconspicuous brown paper wrapper, preferably marked “Not Porn”? \*\* I suppose you want the book about male multiple-orgasm also labeled “not porn”? ---
**Author:** ![MaxTheVool](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/9fc29f/32.png) [@MaxTheVool](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MaxTheVool)\ **Post date:** [December 14, 2002, 11:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/49 "2002-12-14T23:22:16Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SpoilerVirgin \* > \*\*Oh the weather outside is frightful… > > But I’m going to try to be there. \*\* The weather outside _is_ frightful… I’m not at all sure that driving up from Palo Alto is a good idea today… thoughts? ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 12:40am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/50 "2002-12-15T00:40:29Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by voguevixen \* > \*\*I suppose you want the book about male multiple-orgasm also labeled “not porn”? \*\* Nah, I’m sure she’ll eventually notice… why postpone the inevitable? ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 1:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/51 "2002-12-15T01:02:49Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by MaxTheVool \* > \*\*The weather outside _is_ frightful… > > I’m not at all sure that driving up from Palo Alto is a good idea today… thoughts? \*\* If you see this in time, you can ride with me. ---
**Author:** ![voguevixen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/b5ac83/32.png) [@voguevixen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/voguevixen)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 6:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/52 "2002-12-15T06:36:23Z")
I wish you would’ve…we all had a great time. (um, right?) I did anyway. Thanks to everyone who turned out! ---
**Author:** ![Snooooopy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ee7513/32.png) [@Snooooopy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Snooooopy)\ **Post date:** [December 15, 2002, 6:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/53 "2002-12-15T06:53:22Z")
Except for **voguevixen** ’s merciless bashing of my beloved digital camera, I was very happy! ---
**Author:** ![Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/troy_mcclure_sf/32/4150_2.png) [@Troy\_McClure\_SF](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Troy_McClure_SF)\ **Post date:** [December 16, 2002, 7:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030/54 "2002-12-16T07:06:51Z")
And thanks everyone for waiting for my late ass to show up before ordering, which I failed to say at the time. And thanks to **vogue** for my ADULT ITEMS. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-badfest-lewis-black/140030.md?page=2)