# Mini-flames: Let's you and him fight with knives. **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [September 2, 2008, 11:56pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771 "2008-09-02T23:56:59Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 13\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 5:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/21 "2008-09-04T05:16:55Z")
Well, it’s not much of a threat… but it will do for starters! ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/22 "2008-09-04T11:38:05Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Great, now everybody is too cowardly again to actually air out their grievances. Hey, I was there early doors, just itching for a fight, but everyone who came in was just a bs talking wuss…you included. ---
**Author:** ![Mellivora\_capensis](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/8797f3/32.png) [@Mellivora\_capensis](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mellivora_capensis)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 2:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/23 "2008-09-04T14:47:06Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Hey, I was there early doors, just itching for a fight, but everyone who came in was just a bs talking wuss…you included. Hah, I knew if I scratched around long enough I’d find a good reason to pull a blade…keeerist dude, whatcha doing? Building a highway through a fuckin’ churchyard? Woooooooo… ---
**Author:** ![Omegaman](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/e480ec/32.png) [@Omegaman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Omegaman)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 9:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/24 "2008-09-04T21:04:19Z")
> [@ivan\_astikov](#): > > Hey, I was there early doors, just itching for a fight, but everyone who came in was just a bs talking wuss…you included. Glad I wasn’t there. You sound pretty scary, in a hide the wife and grease the cats ass sort of way. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 9:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/25 "2008-09-04T21:07:23Z")
> [@Omegaman](#): > > Glad I wasn’t there. You sound pretty scary, in a hide the wife and grease the cats ass sort of way. You. You! Cmere. Look. I like you. I don’t know why, but I do. But you’re clearly as much a whackadoodle as I am, so what’s with the constant aw-shucks just-folks routine? What’s it like in your head when you self-reflect? You see yourself as a tough guy, and I’m sure you are, but past that, who are you when you’re alone? ---
**Author:** ![nd\_n8](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/439d5e/32.png) [@nd\_n8](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nd_n8)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/26 "2008-09-04T22:01:17Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Well, it’s not much of a threat… but it will do for starters! More of an offer than a threat i’d say. ---
**Author:** ![ivan\_astikov](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/58f4c7/32.png) [@ivan\_astikov](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivan_astikov)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 10:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/27 "2008-09-04T22:13:20Z")
> [@nd\_n8](#): > > More of an offer than a threat i’d say. Unless SWB has whopping ooze-dripping boils on her ass? ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [September 4, 2008, 11:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/28 "2008-09-04T23:06:43Z")
> [@Autolycus](#): > > Great, now everybody is too cowardly again to actually air out their grievances. With that in mind: **Skald** , your world domination schtick was only mildly funny to begin with and lost what scant humor it originally had fairly quickly. Now it’s just tiresome and embarassing, much like **Argent** ’s yak cock infatuation. I like you besides this and generally look forward to your Cafe Society threads otherwise; please just move on. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/29 "2008-09-05T00:04:51Z")
> [@Aesiron](#): > > With that in mind: **Skald** , your world domination schtick was only mildly funny to begin with and lost what scant humor it originally had fairly quickly. Now it’s just tiresome and embarassing, much like **Argent** ’s yak cock infatuation. > > I like you besides this and generally look forward to your Cafe Society threads otherwise; please just move on. Skald is one of the reasons I don’t go anywhere but the Pit and GD these days. Sorry man, I can tell you have a good heart but I just can’t take the nonstop sunshine blown up my ass. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/30 "2008-09-05T00:06:43Z")
I know you don’t care, but I will never forgive you, you fucking pig. ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/31 "2008-09-05T00:09:18Z")
You I forgive, but I can’t forget how you had the baseness and audacity to call **you with the face** stupid. I hope you ever apologized, because that was one of your lowest moments. ---
**Author:** ![LurkMeister](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/3da27b/32.png) [@LurkMeister](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LurkMeister)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 12:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/32 "2008-09-05T00:15:44Z")
> [@aesiron](#): > > with that in mind: **skald** , your world domination schtick was only mildly funny to begin with and lost what scant humor it originally had fairly quickly. Now it’s just tiresome and embarassing, much like **argent** ’s yak cock infatuation. > > I like you besides this and generally look forward to your cafe society threads otherwise; please just move on. qft ---
**Author:** ![Ensign\_Edison](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7ab992/32.png) [@Ensign\_Edison](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ensign_Edison)\ **Post date:** [September 5, 2008, 4:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771/33 "2008-09-05T04:33:03Z")
You fuckers get on board before I get this shit locked for being my own personal rant blog. > [@The scientists who invented the nuclear bomb were worse than Adolf Hitler](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scientists-who-invented-the-nuclear-bomb-were-worse-than-adolf-hitler/461924/17): > > > [@argent towers](#): > > > > It is my opinion that Robert Oppenheimer, Edward Teller, Albert Einstein and all of the other scientists who worked on the Manhattan Project and developed atomic weapons are worse than Adolf Hitler, and if there is a hell, they are burning at least a few hundred degrees hotter than the Nazis. > > > [@The scientists who invented the nuclear bomb were worse than Adolf Hitler](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/the-scientists-who-invented-the-nuclear-bomb-were-worse-than-adolf-hitler/461924/17): > > > > It is my opinion that you have never read a book on the Manhattan Project, the war in the Pacific, the invasion of Okinawa, a general history of World War II, the Nazi atomic bomb projects, biographies of any of the men you mention, or that you even particularly believe what you said. I minipit Sampiro for failing to make more posts like [the above](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showpost.php?p=10149664&postcount=17) and fewer posts where he hits the fucking buffer…twice. Dude, seriously. I’m hardly the first to say it, but get an editor, and pay him to sit under your desk sucking your cock and deleting every third sentence you write. \*But I’ve still got an imaginary date with a drunk Argent Towers and a wall. \* [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-flames-lets-you-and-him-fight-with-knives/461771.md?page=1)