# Mini-rants about other people on this board **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 2, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050 "2010-05-02T18:12:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![otternell](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/ecc23a/32.png) [@otternell](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/otternell)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 7:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/41 "2010-05-03T19:37:12Z")
What I hate is when posters have a lot of carriage returns in their post. Like this. And shit. ---
**Author:** ![Find\_Friends](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/c37758/32.png) [@Find\_Friends](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Find_Friends)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 7:48pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/42 "2010-05-03T19:48:26Z")
> [@otternell](#): > > What I hate is when posters have a lot of carriage returns in their post… You rang? 😛 ---
**Author:** ![John\_Mace](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/john_mace/32/185_2.png) [@John\_Mace](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/John_Mace)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 7:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/43 "2010-05-03T19:57:41Z")
> [@otternell](#): > > What I hate is when posters have a lot of carriage returns in their post. You know who else hated carriage returns? Hint: He didn’t put people in happy camps! ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/44 "2010-05-03T20:02:17Z")
[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian ] ehe? [/QUOTE] 😛 It’s really ok Mr Pot. I don’t mind if you are eying my kettle… -XT ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 9:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/45 "2010-05-03T21:35:02Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > What the fuck is _wrong_ with you, that you think that saying that is okay? Just found this thread! Does this mean that I’ve finally been pitted? It’s an honor, really. Unfortunately all the good responses have been taken so I’ll just steal 'em. > [@Kimmy\_Gibbler](#): > > Gosh, what’s it like to be as big a pussy as you are? > [@Jenaroph](#): > > The death camp/happy camp thing is a movie quote, from “South Park: Bigger, Longer and Uncut.” > [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > This is seriously the worst pit thread ever. I am embarrassed for the OP. > [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > What’s the problem here, that **AClockworkMelon** hates weaboos, or that he wants to round them up into Happy Fun Death Camps? > [@elmwood](#): > > How dare he insult those good people that eat, drink, live, sleep, breathe, and masturbate Glorious Nippon-koku and its superior culture! He should commit seppuku for his act of dishonor! ---
**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 9:53pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/46 "2010-05-03T21:53:01Z")
> [@Angry Lurker](#): > > I think this thread is an asinine idea. If you want to bitch about other board members somewhere they may stumble across but probably won’t, do it in the snarkpit. I figured _you_ would say something like that. :rolleyes: 😉 ---
**Author:** ![padabe](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/919ad9/32.png) [@padabe](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/padabe)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 10:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/47 "2010-05-03T22:05:28Z")
Okay, in all honesty: did anyone else figure this thread would be going in the other direction? _Besides_ you, **pedescribe**. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 3, 2010, 11:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/48 "2010-05-03T23:25:15Z")
I asked a straightforward question in IMHO, and suddenly all sorts of people are offering me unsolicited advice. Some of the advice is spot-on too. Tanj. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:06am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/49 "2010-05-04T00:06:06Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > Just found this thread! Does this mean that I’ve finally been pitted? It’s an honor, really. Unfortunately all the good responses have been taken so I’ll just steal 'em. “Finally”?!? My God, you’ve only been here a month! It took me nine years to get Pitted! And even then it was a lame Pitting. {Wanders off grumbling about youngsters these days.} ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/50 "2010-05-04T00:07:49Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > “Finally”?!? My God, you’ve only been here a month! It took me nine years to get Pitted! And even then it was a lame Pitting. {Wanders off grumbling about youngsters these days.} If it makes you feel better- my pitting was the worst pitting ever. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:18am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/51 "2010-05-04T00:18:54Z")
Yeah, this was pretty lame. Maybe next time. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/52 "2010-05-04T00:20:54Z")
Can I get a link to yours? I’m curious who had beef with you and for what. Yes, I just linked to this thread **in** this thread. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/53 "2010-05-04T00:31:44Z")
Sure - (sung to the tune of Denis Leary’s “Asshole”) [I’m a racist, yo-yo-yo-ee-yo.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=548386) ---
**Author:** ![DocCathode](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/doccathode/32/18773_2.png) [@DocCathode](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/DocCathode)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/54 "2010-05-04T00:41:37Z")
Oh, lookit all the new Perry Bible Fellowship strips! I wish I could read them all, but I am busy sending people who post truly lame and wussy pittings to death I mean happy camps. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/55 "2010-05-04T00:45:10Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Sure - (sung to the tune of Denis Leary’s “Asshole”) [I’m a racist, yo-yo-yo-ee-yo.](http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=548386) You never did apologize for your slight against the Aboriginal peoples. You fucking racist. Be glad there’s no room in my Death Camp for you. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/56 "2010-05-04T00:52:52Z")
[QUOTE=AClockworkMelon] You never did apologize for your slight against the Aboriginal peoples. You fucking racist. Be glad there’s no room in my Death Camp for you. [/QUOTE] Unfortunately, there is always new room in a Death Camp… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/57 "2010-05-04T01:01:18Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > 😛 It’s really ok Mr Pot. I don’t mind if you are eying my kettle… > > -XT Anyone eying your kettle is very likely just marvelling at the physics of how you fit your own head up through your anus. Ehe? ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/58 "2010-05-04T01:05:57Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You never did apologize for your slight against the Aboriginal peoples. You fucking racist. Be glad there’s no room in my Death Camp for you. Why on Earth should she apologise? Even if she was actually racist (and I don’t believe she is) then it’s not like saying “Gee, I’m sorry I said something politically incorrect and unpopular” is going to make anyone say “That’s OK, it’s forgotten now. Have a kitten!” There’s also the possibility that she’s _actually not sorry_ and therefore feels she has nothing to apologise for, too. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/59 "2010-05-04T01:12:01Z")
> [@Martini\_Enfield](#): > > Why on Earth should she apologise? Even if she was actually racist (and I don’t believe she is) then it’s not like saying “Gee, I’m sorry I said something politically incorrect and unpopular” is going to make anyone say “That’s OK, it’s forgotten now. Have a kitten!” > > There’s also the possibility that she’s _actually not sorry_ and therefore feels she has nothing to apologise for, too. Come on. He’s joking. ---
**Author:** ![Martini\_Enfield](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/martini_enfield/32/11123_2.png) [@Martini\_Enfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Martini_Enfield)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/60 "2010-05-04T01:15:16Z")
> [@Nzinga\_Seated](#): > > Come on. He’s joking. Bah. Stupid lack of visual cues and tones of voice on the internet… 😛 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050.md?page=4)