# Mini-rants about other people on this board **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 2, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050 "2010-05-02T18:12:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![Cicero](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cicero/32/3594_2.png) [@Cicero](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cicero)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/61 "2010-05-04T01:22:18Z")
> [@Martini\_Enfield](#): > > Bah. Stupid lack of visual cues and tones of voice on the internet… 😛 Hah! I thought you were smarter than that. Now I feel superior (probably with good cause 😃 ) ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:27am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/62 "2010-05-04T01:27:19Z")
[QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian] Anyone eying your kettle is very likely just marvelling at the physics of how you fit your own head up through your anus. Ehe? [/QUOTE] I will defer to your obvious expertise on that one, Hentor… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/63 "2010-05-04T01:33:17Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > I will defer to your obvious expertise on that one, Hentor… > > -XT Clearly you’ve mastered the “I know you are but what am I?” retort. Congratulations. Enjoy your cookie and your nap. Maybe tomorrow you can try practicing “I’m rubber and you’re glue. Everything you say bounces off me and sticks to you.” Ehe? ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:36am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/64 "2010-05-04T01:36:11Z")
Well, Hentor, we all have our little talents, ehe? You’ve mastered putting your head up your ass to the point where you can clearly be an authority, and I’ve mastered childish retorts. We can both be proud of our leet sk177z, to be sure. As an aside, that ‘ehe’ really bugs you, ehe? Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Well, except when you are eying my kettle… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/65 "2010-05-04T01:43:18Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > As an aside, that ‘ehe’ really bugs you, ehe? Makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside. Well, except when you are eying my kettle… > > -XT No - I love it when you use the “ehe” thing. It’s like you’re Hester Prynne, only you’ve decided to mark yourself to denote your own stupidity. Please do keep using it. ---
**Author:** ![emcee2k](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/7bcc69/32.png) [@emcee2k](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/emcee2k)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/66 "2010-05-04T01:43:45Z")
Stop saying “ehe”. It screws up my subvocalization. I have no idea how to pronounce it. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:44am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/67 "2010-05-04T01:44:35Z")
I can’t tell whether the animosity between **Hentor** and **xtisme** is real or playful. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/68 "2010-05-04T01:45:53Z")
> [@emcee2k](#): > > Stop saying “ehe”. It screws up my subvocalization. I have no idea how to pronounce it. I believe it can be pronounced “eh-heh.” I use it from time to time as a nervous and insincere laugh. ---
**Author:** ![XT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/xt/32/456_2.png) [@XT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/XT)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:53am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/69 "2010-05-04T01:53:08Z")
[QUOTE=AClockworkMelon] I can’t tell whether the animosity between Hentor and xtisme is real or playful. [/QUOTE] Both, depending on which of us you ask. For my part, I actually don’t have any problem with Hentor, aside from his unfortunate tendency to come to the aid of a poster like gonzo. From his part…well, the list is long and distinguished, no doubt. [QUOTE=Hentor the Barbarian] No - I love it when you use the “ehe” thing. It’s like you’re Hester Prynne, only you’ve decided to mark yourself to denote your own stupidity. Please do keep using it. [/QUOTE] Anything for you, Hentor. That it makes you feel superior is just an added bonus, my friend… -XT ---
**Author:** ![Scuba\_Ben](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/278dde/32.png) [@Scuba\_Ben](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Scuba_Ben)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 2:34am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/70 "2010-05-04T02:34:42Z")
> [@DocCathode](#): > > Oh, lookit all the new Perry Bible Fellowship strips! > > I wish I could read them all, but I am busy sending people who post truly lame and wussy pittings to death I mean happy camps. I think I know which camp you’re referring to, **Doc Cathode**. Personally, I’d call it a “happy death” camp. But I have been away from that area for a few years, so things may have changed. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 3:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/71 "2010-05-04T03:30:03Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > You never did apologize for your slight against the Aboriginal peoples. You fucking racist. Be glad there’s no room in my Death Camp for you. Aw, c’mon - can’t you squeeze one more in? ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 3:32am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/72 "2010-05-04T03:32:56Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Aw, c’mon - can’t you squeeze one more in? … fine, you can come to my Happy Camp. It’s only because I like you. Now enjoy some of that fine dentistry. ---
**Author:** ![Trepa\_Mayfield](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/edb3f5/32.png) [@Trepa\_Mayfield](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Trepa_Mayfield)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 3:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/73 "2010-05-04T03:59:55Z")
> [@miss\_elizabeth](#): > > I’m embarrassed for you, because you obviously don’t have the good sense to be embarrassed for yourself. You pit thread is terrible. You are still defending it. You are obviously a lame-ass weeaboo and you’ve just proven how they suck. It’s like defending hipsters; _no one_ admits to being a hipster. You’re just a person with bangs who appreciates bright jackets ironically. Even hipsters hate hipsters, and even the loneliest virgin fapping to Japanimation with his stupid love pillow hates weeaboos. I am sad for you now. ☹ 😕😕😕 :backs away: Whatever, dudette. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 4:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/74 "2010-05-04T04:01:37Z")
> [@pedescribe](#): > > 😕😕😕 > > :backs away: > > Whatever, dudette. All your threads are belong to us now. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 4:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/75 "2010-05-04T04:15:50Z")
> [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](#): > > ehe? Fucking stop that shit right goddamn now! I thought we were trying to break him of that crap! Fucker! 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/h/8edcca/32.png) [@Hentor\_the\_Barbarian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Hentor_the_Barbarian)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/76 "2010-05-04T11:15:47Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Both, depending on which of us you ask. For my part, I actually don’t have any problem with Hentor, aside from his unfortunate tendency to come to the aid of a poster like gonzo. From his part…well, the list is long and distinguished, no doubt. Take note that I haven’t come to his aid here, and ever since his posts regarding last year’s Stanley Cup finals, I’ve really got no more interest in defending him. I’m merely pointing out how tiresome your hard-on for the guy has become. ---
**Author:** ![Linty\_Fresh](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c5a1d2/32.png) [@Linty\_Fresh](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Linty_Fresh)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/77 "2010-05-04T11:28:20Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Yeah, this was pretty lame. Maybe next time. Oh, I don’t know. This thread has possibilities. For instance, I mini-pit–let’s see– **FoieGrasIsEvil** , because he’s always going on about what a player he is and how he can spit game when all he really does is follow female plumbers around and ask them if they’d like to use his caulk. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 12:11pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/78 "2010-05-04T12:11:11Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Unfortunately, there is always new room in a Death Camp… …for Jell-O! ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 1:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/79 "2010-05-04T13:16:02Z")
> [@Linty\_Fresh](#): > > Oh, I don’t know. This thread has possibilities. > > For instance, I mini-pit–let’s see– **FoieGrasIsEvil** , because he’s always going on about what a player he is and how he can spit game when all he really does is follow female plumbers around and ask them if they’d like to use his caulk. Oh sure, go ahead and out me to the masses, blow my cover, fine! Now stay away from my e-harmony account before my wife finds out! ---
**Author:** ![tomndebb](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@tomndebb](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/tomndebb)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 2:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/80 "2010-05-04T14:54:18Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > If it makes you feel better- my pitting was the worst pitting ever. Well, it was one of the 837 worst pittings ever, but only if we have already excluded the corny _faux_ pittings, then it is one of 1,396. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050.md?page=3) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050.md?page=5)