# Mini-rants about other people on this board **URL:** \ **Category:** The BBQ Pit\ **Created:** [May 2, 2010, 6:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050 "2010-05-02T18:12:12Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 5
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 9:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/81 "2010-05-04T21:19:40Z")
I got all excited to put this thread on watch for hot hot drama action, but then I saw the OP. What the fuck? Also, chalk me up as another person who thought of the PBF strip. ---
**Author:** ![Bosstone](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/22d042/32.png) [@Bosstone](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bosstone)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 9:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/82 "2010-05-04T21:27:01Z")
In the spirit of the thread title: **ivn** , shut the fuck up. I know you won’t listen or care aside from telling me exactly how weak this is, but Christ on a pogo stick crutch, just shut _up_. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 10:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/83 "2010-05-04T22:39:36Z")
> [@tomndebb](#): > > Well, it was one of the 837 worst pittings ever, but only if we have already excluded the corny _faux_ pittings, then it is one of 1,396. Well it’ll always have a special place in my heart. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:46pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/84 "2010-05-04T23:46:52Z")
You always remember your first. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 4, 2010, 11:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/85 "2010-05-04T23:59:55Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You always remember your first. Says you! Pft, you might as well be a pit virgin! ---
**Author:** ![gonzomax](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/e8c25b/32.png) [@gonzomax](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/gonzomax)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 6:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/86 "2010-05-05T18:13:56Z")
> [@xtisme](#): > > Why not just pit the guy in the normal way? Why the ‘mini-rants’ thingy? > > Ah well. My ‘mini-rant’ about another board member (doesn’t deserve it’s own pit thread, since it’s been done once or twice before) would simply be that gonzomax is still an idiot. I suppose it’s not really a big surprise that he didn’t improve any after his month off for bad behavior. > > Gonzomax…still an idiot. Sun…still rising in the east, still lit (at least as far as 8 minutes ago). Water…still wet. Horses…still being beaten to death… > > -XT You will never grow up. That is so sad. I worry about you. ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 5, 2010, 9:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/87 "2010-05-05T21:15:34Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > Aw, c’mon - can’t you squeeze one more in? That’s what she said. ---
**Author:** ![Shot\_From\_Guns](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/ccd318/32.png) [@Shot\_From\_Guns](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shot_From_Guns)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 2:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/88 "2010-05-06T14:28:50Z")
> [@Cat\_Whisperer](#): > > You always remember your first. Unless you were really, \*really \*loaded. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/73ab20/32.png) [@The\_Tao\_s\_Revenge](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Tao_s_Revenge)\ **Post date:** [May 6, 2010, 3:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/89 "2010-05-06T15:36:10Z")
Attention folks: **ehe?** That is all. ---
**Author:** ![alindallas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/f17d59/32.png) [@alindallas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/alindallas)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 4:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/90 "2010-05-07T04:19:48Z")
> [@AClockworkMelon](#): > > All your threads are belong to us now. Yeh, this one cracked me up. BTW: Shouldn’t someone write a language manual which lists all the things you are not allowed to say? :dubious: Also, how many carriage returns can I use before it is considered impolite? ---
**Author:** ![Autolycus](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/22d042/32.png) [@Autolycus](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Autolycus)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 7:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/91 "2010-05-07T07:10:46Z")
That **ClockworkMelon** is an asshole. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 7:47am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/92 "2010-05-07T07:47:00Z")
Totally. What a fucking bastard he is. ---
**Author:** ![kidneyfailure](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9f8e36/32.png) [@kidneyfailure](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kidneyfailure)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 7:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/93 "2010-05-07T07:59:12Z")
I like **AClockworkMelon** , but I think this thread is a good idea. **even sven** and **curtis lemay** annoy the shit out of me. **Argent Towers** was a dumbass sometimes. **Mean Old Lady** unfairly but hilariously mocked my taste in alcoholic drinks once. **tumbleddown** acted like a fucking idiot in that “dogs wearing clothing” thread. **Cesario** was a fucking sleazebag. :::whew::: I feel much better now. ---
**Author:** ![Gyrate](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/gyrate/32/3588_2.png) [@Gyrate](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gyrate)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 11:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/94 "2010-05-07T11:00:19Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > **even sven** and **curtis lemay** annoy the shit out of me. After he’s posted some 1960s-era “American ascendancy” nonsense I often have the urge to pat **Curtis** on the head and say “Awww…wookit da widdle paweoconservative! Who’s a cute widdle paweoconservative? YOU are! Yes you are! Good boy! Have a cookie.” It’s just so adorable. ---
**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 11:59am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/95 "2010-05-07T11:59:07Z")
This reminds me of the \*Community \*episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria. ---
**Author:** ![AClockworkMelon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/aclockworkmelon/32/10803_2.png) [@AClockworkMelon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AClockworkMelon)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 12:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/96 "2010-05-07T12:04:44Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > This reminds me of the \*Community \*episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria. Dude you watch _Community_? Lame. ---
**Author:** ![Cat\_Whisperer](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cat_whisperer/32/4839_2.png) [@Cat\_Whisperer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cat_Whisperer)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 8:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/97 "2010-05-07T20:54:08Z")
I want to see that episode now. ---
**Author:** ![Nzinga\_Seated](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/b5ac83/32.png) [@Nzinga\_Seated](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nzinga_Seated)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 10:04pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/98 "2010-05-07T22:04:19Z")
> [@kidneyfailure](#): > > **Mean Old Lady** unfairly but hilariously mocked my taste in alcoholic drinks once. Link to post, please? ---
**Author:** ![nikonikosuru](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5f8ce5/32.png) [@nikonikosuru](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nikonikosuru)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 10:28pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/99 "2010-05-07T22:28:00Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > This reminds me of the \*Community \*episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria. I think you just summed up every single message board in existence. ---
**Author:** ![FoieGrasIsEvil](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/foiegrasisevil/32/16638_2.png) [@FoieGrasIsEvil](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FoieGrasIsEvil)\ **Post date:** [May 7, 2010, 10:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050/100 "2010-05-07T22:33:58Z")
> [@Knowed\_Out](#): > > This reminds me of the \*Community \*episode where the cool people get smack talk from the retarded people who think they’re cooler than the cool people. So then the cool people try to make the retarded people look stupid, but realize they get trapped in the “Winning the Special Olympics” conundrum. So they decide to act more retarded than the retarded people, and the retarded people have to re-establish their ubertardedness, and they mock each other for several hours in the cafeteria. You forgot “throwing food” and “eating boogers”. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050.md?page=4) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-about-other-people-on-this-board/538050.md?page=6)