# Mini-Rants for April Fools

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**Category:** The BBQ Pit\
**Created:** [April 1, 2021, 6:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-for-april-fools/939176 "2021-04-01T18:52:02Z")\
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**Author:** ![JohnT](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/johnt/32/15048_2.png) [@JohnT](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/JohnT)\
**Post date:** [April 9, 2021, 12:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mini-rants-for-april-fools/939176/59 "2021-04-09T00:48:28Z")

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Today:

1. Eviction of my ex-wife from my home becomes final with the arrival of movers, 6am
2. Started a new position, but because of item a, effectively had to call in on my first day, 7:30am
3. My lady friend, with whom I am/was quite smitten, broke up with me via text, 9am
4. And my brother, whom I haven’t seen since 2012, calls and says he’s pulling into San Marcos for a few hours, 1pm

Well, visiting with my brother was nice. But, Laura and I have shared the same address for 31 years now, a run which came to an end today, April 8th, 2021, and I _really, really_ liked Cris. 💔

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