# Minions **URL:** \ **Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\ **Created:** [July 13, 2015, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022 "2015-07-13T06:43:37Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 10\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 6:43am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/1 "2015-07-13T06:43:37Z")
Hi, Please take your minions and shove them up your ass. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Little\_Nemo](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/little_nemo/32/3120_2.png) [@Little\_Nemo](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Little_Nemo)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 7:05am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/2 "2015-07-13T07:05:37Z")
Did you get one of the bad McDonald’s toys? ---
**Author:** ![Leaffan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/leaffan/32/299_2.png) [@Leaffan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Leaffan)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 7:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/3 "2015-07-13T07:16:46Z")
Facebook posts: minions. Insert analy. Thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Sr\_Siete](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/6de8d8/32.png) [@Sr\_Siete](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Sr_Siete)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 7:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/4 "2015-07-13T07:21:08Z")
Well, they are the right sahpe. ---
**Author:** ![LSLGuy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/lslguy/32/5813_2.png) [@LSLGuy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/LSLGuy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 12:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/5 "2015-07-13T12:58:06Z")
That late at night it’s past time to set aside the booze & keyboard and hit the hay instead. ---
**Author:** ![kopek](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kopek/32/337_2.png) [@kopek](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kopek)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 2:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/6 "2015-07-13T14:42:35Z")
Before I left the shipping center, Big Company had switched to these boxes that were bright colors and Minions all over the damn things. Several different designs. It was hard enough spotting the labels, reading them, and doing the appropriate thing in basically a second with plain tan boxes; with these things it was damn near impossible. They slowed me down and made my eyes and head hurt. So I guess what I’m saying is that I pretty much agree with you. ---
**Author:** ![EmilyG](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/emilyg/32/364_2.png) [@EmilyG](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/EmilyG)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 4:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/7 "2015-07-13T16:57:25Z")
> [@Leaffan](#): > > Facebook posts: minions. > > Insert analy. > > Thanks. Every time one of my friends posts (shares) a Minions post on Facebook, I find the page that originally posted the picture, and block the page. It’s worked pretty well for me, as I hardly see many Minions posts anymore. ---
**Author:** ![Chefguy](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/chefguy/32/138_2.png) [@Chefguy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Chefguy)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 5:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/8 "2015-07-13T17:49:14Z")
> [@EmilyG](#): > > Every time one of my friends posts (shares) a Minions post on Facebook, I find the page that originally posted the picture, and block the page. It’s worked pretty well for me, as I hardly see many Minions posts anymore. I need to do this. My nephew seems to be obsessed with them. ---
**Author:** ![Skywatcher](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skywatcher/32/254_2.png) [@Skywatcher](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Skywatcher)\ **Post date:** [July 13, 2015, 6:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/9 "2015-07-13T18:10:05Z")
[minions](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-sCZggGV4oqM/UopD2A242_I/AAAAAAAAUG0/0rxqNWkTbjk/s1600/cat_minions.jpg) ---
**Author:** ![nearwildheaven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/90db22/32.png) [@nearwildheaven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/nearwildheaven)\ **Post date:** [July 14, 2015, 5:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minions/725022/10 "2015-07-14T05:26:38Z")
Most people who’ve seen the movie are saying it’s terrible, too. I think the minions are hilarious, but don’t think I could take a whole feature-length movie of them.