# Minneapolis DopeLunch:  Holy Turnout, Batman!

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [March 28, 2003, 6:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837 "2003-03-28T18:32:44Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/21 "2003-03-28T21:09:12Z")

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> For some strange reason, the three men were relegated to one end of the table…

For some reason, when I read this, I saw

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> For some reason, three strange men were relegated to one end of the table…

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 9:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/22 "2003-03-28T21:43:03Z")

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I can’t speak for **Rysdad** or **Ethilrist**  **MissTake** , but you hit the nail on the head. 😃

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 10:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/23 "2003-03-28T22:01:16Z")

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How did I miss this?

You take a few days away from the board, and you miss things.

First, **chique** , was over at the house yesterday, spending time with **Spider Woman** , while I was at work.

And today, I have the day off, only to find out about a DopeLunch, after it has taken place.

WTF!!

I gotta stop watching the war.

I hope you all had fun, I’ll try to catch up with y’all when, and if, PorkDope II, becomes a reality.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/24 "2003-03-28T22:19:44Z")

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I HATE YOU ALL

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 10:44pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/25 "2003-03-28T22:44:30Z")

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but…but…  
**we love youuuuuu lno!**

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**Author:** ![NurseCarmen](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/5daacb/32.png) [@NurseCarmen](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/NurseCarmen)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 10:50pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/26 "2003-03-28T22:50:14Z")

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I didn’t know lno was a local. Why wasn’t I notified of this? Did we know he hated us, and therfore kept it a secret from him? Was it part of the grand conspiracy against lno that I was sworn to secrecy about?

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**Author:** ![chique](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/c/4491bb/32.png) [@chique](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/chique)\
**Post date:** [March 28, 2003, 11:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/27 "2003-03-28T23:54:44Z")

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Crap. I knew I forgot about something. :\

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 12:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/28 "2003-03-29T00:02:18Z")

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[Pictures!](http://photos.yahoo.com/bc/colinblackthorn)

In the MinnDopeLunch folder, semi-obviously.

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 12:14am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/29 "2003-03-29T00:14:14Z")

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Holy quick picture post, **Ethy**! Good on ya!

Dearest Dopers, the words “Bad Hair Day” do not adequately describe…

Dear God I cannot wait 'til my haircut and color tomorrow at 2:00 PM.

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**Author:** ![lno](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/a8b319/32.png) [@lno](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lno)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 12:26am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/30 "2003-03-29T00:26:23Z")

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Raargh. I still hate you all. Well, not as much as before. Only eight days until miniPorkDope, after all.

n’ **NurseCarmen** , I’m quite the local. I’m just despondent that everyone but me had fun today.

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**Author:** ![Osbie](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/o/cdc98d/32.png) [@Osbie](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Osbie)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/31 "2003-03-29T01:50:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \*  
> \*\*Here’s hoping they don’t mind me calling them beeyotches. \*\*

I prefer the term “bee-zatch” myself.

I had a great time all. We’ll definitely have to do it again.

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**Author:** ![Spacegirl](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e47774/32.png) [@Spacegirl](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Spacegirl)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 2:09am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/32 "2003-03-29T02:09:56Z")

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Aww man, sounds like you guys had fun. I had class :(. Maybe next time.

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**Author:** ![Ethilrist](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ethilrist/32/4604_2.png) [@Ethilrist](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ethilrist)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/33 "2003-03-29T04:11:13Z")

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> \*Originally posted by Gazelle from Hell \*  
> \*\*Holy quick picture post, **Ethy**! Good on ya!
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> Dearest Dopers, the words “Bad Hair Day” do not adequately describe…
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> Dear God I cannot wait 'til my haircut and color tomorrow at 2:00 PM. \*\*

Now, now. It was windy. Honest.

Hey, **lno!** You’re doing a mini-porkfest next weekend? Cool! I can’t make it! :smack:

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**Author:** ![Rysdad](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/7cd45c/32.png) [@Rysdad](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Rysdad)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:52am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/34 "2003-03-29T04:52:07Z")

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> \*Originally posted by BluMoon \*  
> \*\*Aww man, sounds like you guys had fun. I had class :(. Maybe next time. \*\*

[Rodney Dangerfield]

“Why don’t you come see us sometime, when you have no class?”

[/Rodney]

It was fun. I was remembered as the guy that injured himself at PorkDope. I didn’t get hurt this time.

Sure was nice seeing all of you.

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**Author:** ![The\_Punkyova](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/b9e5f3/32.png) [@The\_Punkyova](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Punkyova)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/35 "2003-03-29T15:52:38Z")

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I had fun! Our end of the table actually discussed Imthjckaz and SpiderWoman, what nice people they are and how sad it is we only see them at PorkDope. We did also cover surgery as a combat sport and odd naming practices among males we know. It was great fun!

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**Author:** ![MissTake](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/misstake/32/3189_2.png) [@MissTake](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MissTake)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 4:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/36 "2003-03-29T16:21:34Z")

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1 word regarding myself from that LOVELY picture with me, **Gazelle** and **Beadalin** :

**MOOOO!!!**

I hate cameras, I REALLY hate cameras.

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**Author:** ![Q.N.Jones](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/q/3da27b/32.png) [@Q.N.Jones](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Q.N.Jones)\
**Post date:** [March 29, 2003, 9:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/37 "2003-03-29T21:25:02Z")

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> \*Originally posted by MissTake \*  
> \*\*I hate cameras, I REALLY hate cameras. \*\*

I thought you all looked very nice in your pictures.

I am still home taking my Upchuck Pills (a.k.a. Cipro–this stuff is awful).

I’m so jealous. ☹

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**Author:** ![little\_lighthouse](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/ea666f/32.png) [@little\_lighthouse](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/little_lighthouse)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/38 "2003-03-30T00:30:54Z")

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You all look as though you had a great lunch!  
Great piccies too! I don’t recognize any of you, so I guess that may be a good thing since nobody will have any dirt on me! The next time a gathering comes about I’ll try and for sure make it- O’Garas would be a fun place to meet!

Thanks for sharing the fun!

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**Author:** ![imthjckaz](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/imthjckaz/32/3223_2.png) [@imthjckaz](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/imthjckaz)\
**Post date:** [March 30, 2003, 12:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/39 "2003-03-30T00:54:39Z")

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> \*Originally posted by The Punkyova \*  
> \*\*I had fun! Our end of the table actually discussed Imthjckaz and SpiderWoman, what nice people they are and how sad it is we only see them at PorkDope. \*\*

Sure you did.  
You guys probably wanted to start a fire somewhere, and needed somebody to go gather firewood, and that’s when our names came up.

Yeah, that’s it.

😉

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**Author:** ![Gazelle](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/b4bc9f/32.png) [@Gazelle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Gazelle)\
**Post date:** [May 15, 2003, 1:09pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/minneapolis-dopelunch-holy-turnout-batman/164837/40 "2003-05-15T13:09:43Z")

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Those of you who were able to make the Minneapolis DopeLunch, keep your eyes peeled for an e-mail from me, inviting you the annual BBQ that El Hubbo and I throw. It’s on June 7th.

**lno** and **chique** , keep yer eyes peeled, too.

**Rysdad** , you don’t have an e-mail address… Send me one so I can send you the invite? [gazelle@kqrsrocks.com](mailto:gazelle@kqrsrocks.com)

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