# Miracle Whip "There's a party in my mouth." - WTF?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227>\
**Category:** Cafe Society\
**Created:** [June 29, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227 "2011-06-29T03:07:46Z")\
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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:07am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/1 "2011-06-29T03:07:46Z")

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There’s a new Miracle Whip commercial on TV in which a guy is eating a sandwich and declares that Miracle Whip is like a party in his mouth…and everyone’s going to be there. Dear Og, what were they thinking? Yeah, guy, I’m just sure everybody’s coming.

Disclaimer - I love Miracle Whip, but the impression this commercial is going to leave on people isn’t going to win them any converts. And it’s bound to put people off from having sandwiches at lunch. Or switch to mustard. Way to drive up sales, Kraft.

[![]( " - YouTube") ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yk0X4W3RIQE)

(Link broken, because although the ad airs during prime time TV hours, the “oral sex” comments on the YouTube page may give someone looking over your shoulder at work the wrong impression.)

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**Author:** ![PSXer](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/48db29/32.png) [@PSXer](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PSXer)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:11am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/2 "2011-06-29T03:11:39Z")

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Simpsons did it

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**Author:** ![Mahaloth](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mahaloth/32/1079_2.png) [@Mahaloth](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mahaloth)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:15am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/3 "2011-06-29T03:15:44Z")

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Reminds me of Dawn on Buffy.

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> Willow: So, the burger was good, you liked it?  
> Dawn: Are you kidding? It was like a meat party in my mouth. Okay, now, I’m just a kid, and even _I_ know that came out wrong.

🙂

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**Author:** ![C3](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/c3/32/3108_2.png) [@C3](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/C3)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 3:24am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/4 "2011-06-29T03:24:48Z")

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Reminds me of [Yo Gabba Gabba](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6Os-CACRwM8) - yeaaaaaah!

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**Author:** ![Fugazi](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/f08c70/32.png) [@Fugazi](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fugazi)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 5:42am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/5 "2011-06-29T05:42:03Z")

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Even better that they are advertising a white creamy substance.

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**Author:** ![Greg\_Charles](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/839c29/32.png) [@Greg\_Charles](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Greg_Charles)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 5:54am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/6 "2011-06-29T05:54:42Z")

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It’s not an easy task to make that vile glop seem appealing. Cut them some slack.

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**Author:** ![Icerigger](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/icerigger/32/432_2.png) [@Icerigger](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Icerigger)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 10:33am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/7 "2011-06-29T10:33:42Z")

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> [@Mahaloth](#):
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> Reminds me of Dawn on Buffy.🙂

I was thinking the very same thing!😃

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**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 10:39am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/8 "2011-06-29T10:39:50Z")

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The Simpsons did do this almost 20 years ago in two separate episodes (“Flaming Moe’s” in 11/91 and “Homer at the Bat” in 2/92). I always thought the Simpsons writers were making a reference to an older slogan they thought was terrible, but if so, I can’t find what it is. Meanwhile Miracle Whip does seem to be trying to reach out to hip kids, so I guess that’s why they picked a slogan most people would understand is ironic and that many would recognize from The Simpsons.

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**Author:** ![Promethea](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/f9ae1b/32.png) [@Promethea](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Promethea)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 11:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/9 "2011-06-29T11:38:40Z")

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Or possibly a reference to the 1985 EP by Snatch “If the party’s in your mouth, we’re coming”.

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**Author:** ![Jophiel](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jophiel/32/66_2.png) [@Jophiel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jophiel)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 12:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/10 "2011-06-29T12:23:48Z")

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> [@Marley23](#):
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> The Simpsons did do this almost 20 years ago in two separate episodes (“Flaming Moe’s” in 11/91 and “Homer at the Bat” in 2/92).

And in its cousin, Futurama, Fry says “It’s like there’s a party in my mouth… and everyone’s throwing up.” (Parasites Lost)

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**Author:** ![Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e47c2d/32.png) [@Biffy\_the\_Elephant\_Shrew](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Biffy_the_Elephant_Shrew)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 12:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/11 "2011-06-29T12:49:33Z")

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I believe it’s an old high school taunt. “I hear there’s gonna be a party…in your mouth! Everyone’s coming!”

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**Author:** ![Jackmannii](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/jackmannii/32/311_2.png) [@Jackmannii](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Jackmannii)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/12 "2011-06-29T13:00:16Z")

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The slogan is a lot better than the reality: “There’s an oil refinery in my mouth!”

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**Author:** ![An\_Gadai](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/d6d6ee/32.png) [@An\_Gadai](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/An_Gadai)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/13 "2011-06-29T13:36:48Z")

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My mother often says “Go easy on the Miracle Whip”, meaning “don’t drink too much”. Is this from something?

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/14 "2011-06-29T13:39:41Z")

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I don’t really see the big deal. I mean, in the Simpsons version, they’re not referring to oral sex, so why would they be here?

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**Author:** ![MeanOldLady](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/meanoldlady/32/10737_2.png) [@MeanOldLady](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/MeanOldLady)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 1:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/15 "2011-06-29T13:42:07Z")

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> [@An\_Gadai](#):
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> My mother often says “Go easy on the Miracle Whip”, meaning “don’t drink too much”. Is this from something?

Consumption of Miracle Whip, much like excessive consumption of alcohol, will likely induce vomitting?

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**Author:** ![carnivorousplant](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/carnivorousplant/32/3563_2.png) [@carnivorousplant](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/carnivorousplant)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:23pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/16 "2011-06-29T14:23:43Z")

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> [@Greg\_Charles](#):
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> It’s not an easy task to make that vile glop seem appealing. Cut them some slack.

Vile. Sweet. Nasty. Excuse me, I’m sick…

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**Author:** ![enomaj](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/59ef9b/32.png) [@enomaj](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/enomaj)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 2:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/17 "2011-06-29T14:34:59Z")

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N B4 Grapist reference.

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**Author:** ![Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/son_of_a_rich/32/5439_2.png) [@Son\_of\_a\_Rich](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Son_of_a_Rich)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 4:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/18 "2011-06-29T16:45:22Z")

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> [@Freudian\_Slit](#):
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> I don’t really see the big deal. I mean, in the Simpsons version, they’re not referring to oral sex, so why would they be here?

I don’t think the whole “party in mouth” thing would exist but for the punny “joke”, which always ended with a variation of “and everybody is coming”.

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**Author:** ![cochrane](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cochrane/32/10441_2.png) [@cochrane](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/cochrane)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 4:51pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/19 "2011-06-29T16:51:00Z")

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Yeah, it’s an old insult we used to hurl at each other as kids, which long predates the Simpsons. The Simpsons didn’t originate the joke.

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**Author:** ![Freudian\_Slit](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/5daacb/32.png) [@Freudian\_Slit](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Freudian_Slit)\
**Post date:** [June 29, 2011, 5:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/miracle-whip-theres-a-party-in-my-mouth-wtf/587227/20 "2011-06-29T17:00:28Z")

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But wouldn’t everyone coming in your mouth taste really bad, not good?

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