# Mirror Universe Dopers! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 12, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262 "2003-06-12T02:31:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 1
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/1 "2003-06-12T02:31:31Z")
Would this be Cafe or MNSSHFBS (whatever tf it is…) ? Take our current crop of Dopers, exchange them for Trek’s Mirror Universe Dopers. Describe them and their posts. ¿ :dubious: ? ---
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:58am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/2 "2003-06-12T02:58:17Z")
**Cervaise** would be a completely inept and inarticulate person with no ability to reason or analyze, and he’d gush over every episode of ENT, no matter what. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:19am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/3 "2003-06-12T03:19:25Z")
**Manhattan** would let trolls and dipwads walk all over him. **Polycarp** would be one mean sonofabitch whose posts would be full of rage and nonsense. He would also be decidedly atheist. **Lamia** would barely be able to make a coherent thought in a post. And nearly every word would be misspelled. **Wearia** would be an old woman from New Mexico who dips snuff. **Esprix** would head up an anti-gay ministry for high school drop outs. His posts would all be in purple, inexplicably… **Satan** would be a Moderator. **Carniverousplant** would hate all TV and movies and fiction books. **Tars Tarkas** would enjoy the attentions of of large slavic women. He would be a high school drop out who always posts about conspiracy plots. I, **NoClueBoy** would still be a god. In any universe. Bow down! Bow to your maker! ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:20am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/4 "2003-06-12T03:20:41Z")
I’d like to hear somebody do me. I suppose in a mirror universe, I’d be good, since in this universe I have a goatee, meaning I’m evil. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/5 "2003-06-12T03:29:58Z")
**Marly23** would be a Creationist and a music hater. He would be known as a OTP for his railing against rap music. English is his second language and it shows in his odd syntax. ---
**Author:** ![jackelope](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/j/a6a055/32.png) [@jackelope](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/jackelope)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/6 "2003-06-12T03:38:14Z")
**handy** would have like three posts. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:41am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/7 "2003-06-12T03:41:21Z")
I see the spelling of my name would change for some reason, **NoClueBoy**. 😉 What’s a OTP? ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:03am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/8 "2003-06-12T04:03:00Z")
OTP = One Trick Pony Someone who can basically be counted on to twist all posts to his/her own narrow interest. Not always a bad thing. We have several on this board. * * * **Q.E.D.** would be a no nothing dumbo. He would be the oldest member of this board and have maybe 7 posts. Soon, he will overtake **Handy** and have negative posts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/9 "2003-06-12T04:04:40Z")
Stoo-ped pain pills! KNOW nothing, not NO nothing All my posts would have perfect spelling and grammar. ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/10 "2003-06-12T04:08:11Z")
> [@](#): > > We have several on this board. A certain synodically named dittohead comes to mind… ---
**Author:** ![Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e56c9b/32.png) [@Mirror\_Image\_egamI\_rorriM](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mirror_Image_egamI_rorriM)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/11 "2003-06-12T04:50:34Z")
I bet I would be exactly the same. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/12 "2003-06-12T05:50:51Z")
**vivalostwages** would be an inarticulate high school dropout who pinches every penny and spends all her time on the SDMB harassing all the TMI posters. ---
**Author:** ![Tars\_Tarkas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/6a8cbe/32.png) [@Tars\_Tarkas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Tars_Tarkas)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:57am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/13 "2003-06-12T05:57:03Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***Tars Tarkas** would enjoy the attentions of of large slavic women. He would be a high school drop out who always posts about conspiracy plots. > \*\* Sounds like my no good cousin, **Lars Tarkas** \*\*Mirror Image egamI rorriM \*\* would be \*\*Image Mirror rorriM egamI \*\* ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 7:46am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/14 "2003-06-12T07:46:34Z")
Lynn Bodoni,TubaDiva, Arnold Winklereid, etc. would all be long banned trolls that keep coming back under new names to bug the sdmb again. The mods would be Mark Serlin, Concrete, Phaedrus and other witty, well spoken posters. Fenris would constantly post dick and fart jokes. He’d hate comic books with a passion and be alongside a bonfire with Max Carnage and E-Sabbath burning silver age batman and superman issues. When challenged, Fenris will post “Naa naaa I’m not listening mister stupid face!”. Polycarp is consistently proven wrong, and is known in GD for the only poster to never provide cites or back up statements with facts, and to never win a single debate. He also lost in a debate with handy, despite that being handy’s one and only post. ---
**Author:** ![green\_bladder](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/g/73ab20/32.png) [@green\_bladder](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/green_bladder)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 11:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/15 "2003-06-12T11:13:25Z")
**The Grapist** would be the most upstanding citizen on the SDMB and will soon be promoted to Administrator. ---
**Author:** ![Loneraven](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c0e974/32.png) [@Loneraven](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Loneraven)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 11:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/16 "2003-06-12T11:25:18Z")
**Cecil Adams** would have the posts per day of **Q.E.D.**. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/17 "2003-06-12T14:29:30Z")
**Libertarian** would be a republican who rarely posts outside of MPSIMS. **FlamsteretteX** would always lose track of peoples birthdays and would constantly post about how much she hates kittens and children. ---
**Author:** ![FairyChatMom](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/fairychatmom/32/21906_2.png) [@FairyChatMom](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/FairyChatMom)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 2:45pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/18 "2003-06-12T14:45:31Z")
**Rue DeDay** would keep his threads on topic and never use parentheses. ---
**Author:** ![Lamia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/8e7dd6/32.png) [@Lamia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Lamia)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 3:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/19 "2003-06-12T15:52:48Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\* > **Lamia** would barely be able to make a coherent thought in a post. And nearly every word would be misspelled. > \*\* I think this is the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about me on the SDMB. ::sniff:: Here’s a few of my own: **Collunsbury** would be an elderly white-suited gentleman of the Old South. When matters of international importance were being discussed, he would proudly mention that he’s never been outside the US, or north of the Mason-Dixon line. He’d never use harsh language, since _ladies_ read this board, but his deep distrust of Ay-rabs would frequently slip out. **Eve** would post frequently, and drunkenly, about how her love of daytime soaps and the companionship of her fifteen dogs are the only things keeping her going on days when the other women in the trailer park are so bitchy to her just because they wish they could look so good in a lime green hot top and halter pants…hic…I mean…halter top and…you know… **andygirl** and **matt\_mcl** would be helping **Esprix** encourage troubled young teens to “Pray Away the Gay Everyday!” **andygirl** would be a barely literate high school dropout, and **matt\_mcl** would do anything to avoid having to set foot in a Metro station. **pepperlandgirl** would hate the Beatles, but she’d hate that scrawny guy with the leather jacket and the fake English accent on _Buffy_ even more. He ruined the whole show for her and she had to stop watching. ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 4:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/20 "2003-06-12T16:52:43Z")
Me, do me! I’d love to be done! (Kinda like a turkey, only different.) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262.md?page=2)