# Mirror Universe Dopers! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 12, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262 "2003-06-12T02:31:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 2
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:13pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/21 "2003-06-12T17:13:03Z")
**SkipMagic** would be a Jack Chick tract promoter who actively shuns any real life encounters with fellow Mirror Universe Dopers. His posts betray a total lack of understanging of classic literature or contemporary music. He also seems to be living in a run down flat in the warehouse district of Los Angelas. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/22 "2003-06-12T17:19:52Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > **Polycarp** would be one mean sonofabitch whose posts would be full of rage and nonsense. He would also be decidedly atheist. Or a really offensive, stubborn Fundie desperately trying to prove his faith by threatening everyone with hellfire. **NoClueBoy** would, in fact, have a clue about everything…except Star Trek. 🙂 **Scylla** would be a gun-control freak who keeps pet groundhogs and can’t tell a joke without starting with the punchline. **Orbifold** would be a math-phobic twit who only hangs out at the boards to commiserate with **Chronos** and **DrMatrix** about how much all these smarty-pants who understand fractions suck. ---
**Author:** ![photopat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/e95f7d/32.png) [@photopat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/photopat)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:21pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/23 "2003-06-12T17:21:02Z")
Lekatt would… nah. Too easy. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 5:59pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/24 "2003-06-12T17:59:14Z")
**The Bad Astronomer** would work at the mall in a specialty shoe store catering to the obese woman. He would argue til blue in the face that the moon landings were all a hoax and have many many documents to prove it. He just can’t get to them right now because the Government is watching him. ---
**Author:** ![Mars\_Horizon](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/mars_horizon/32/2804_2.png) [@Mars\_Horizon](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mars_Horizon)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 6:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/25 "2003-06-12T18:22:08Z")
**Coldfire** and I would still be fanatical devotees of RUSH . . . . . _wait for it…_ . . . . **RUSH** the blowhard radio talk show host! ---
**Author:** ![SkipMagic](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/skipmagic/32/20706_2.png) [@SkipMagic](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SkipMagic)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 6:54pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/26 "2003-06-12T18:54:51Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***SkipMagic** would be a Jack Chick tract promoter who actively shuns any real life encounters with fellow Mirror Universe Dopers. His posts betray a total lack of understanging of classic literature or contemporary music. He also seems to be living in a run down flat in the warehouse district of Los Angelas. \*\* _::Sniff::_ My mirror self loves you. 🙂 **yosemitebabe** is the driving force behind the politcal effort to invade Yosemite Park and drain it of all its natural resources. She wants to shoot the bears, convert all of the giant sequoias into Texas-sized toothpicks, and cram Yosemite Valley with a landfill. Also, she despises Macintoshes so much that she uses an Etch-A-Sketch for her computing and artistic needs. ---
**Author:** ![rjung](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/r/45deac/32.png) [@rjung](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/rjung)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 7:33pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/27 "2003-06-12T19:33:37Z")
**december** would be a sixteen-year-old Muslem girl living in San Francisco, CA. Her posts are deeply insightful, well-argued, and are a constant source of joy in Great Debates. She would insist on using factual cites for every position, and look down on those who quote blogs or editorials to slant a topic. (Yeah, I know, completely implausible, but hey 😉 ) > [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SkipMagic \* > Also, she despises Macintoshes so much that she uses an Etch-A-Sketch for her computing and artistic needs. Wouldn’t she just be an accountant instead? 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 7:49pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/28 "2003-06-12T19:49:33Z")
**Wildest Bill** would still be here as the moderate member of the board fair and modest with an open mind to evrery oppinion. **His4Ever** would be an atheist and anti Chick all the way. ---
**Author:** ![Max\_Carnage](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/max_carnage/32/12775_2.png) [@Max\_Carnage](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Max_Carnage)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 8:02pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/29 "2003-06-12T20:02:38Z")
All the doperettes would be lined up at Mirror Max Carnage’s door waiting for a turn on the Wild Carnage! ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 8:10pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/30 "2003-06-12T20:10:35Z")
\*\* lieu \*\* would only post about his Junior League luncheons and elegant tea parties and sniff with disdain at those gauche enough to post about any bodily function more offensive than a polite cough. **Diane** would politely nag him for his recipe for cucumber sandwiches **Biggirl** would be a shy, retiring, humorless prig. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 8:14pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/31 "2003-06-12T20:14:59Z")
Aw dang it… I’m curious to know if anyone has any oppinion on me and what they think my opposite would be like… ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 8:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/32 "2003-06-12T20:22:02Z")
I’ve been waiting for someone to describe mirror-me too, **kingpengvin**. Guess we’d both be wildly popular in the Mirror Universe, eh? 🙂 Oh, yeah, forgot one : **SPOOFE** would be a diehard Trekkie and Voyager apologist who trolled in every single Star Wars thread he ever ran across. ---
**Author:** ![lieu](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/c2a13f/32.png) [@lieu](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/lieu)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 8:36pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/33 "2003-06-12T20:36:31Z")
**SPOOFE** would also occasionally pop in threads to yell “Overcoats!” **CrankyAsAnOldMan** would keep her house heated Farenheit 451 style and would have frequent typos due to drool. **Bippy the Beardless** would often disappear on shaving breaks. **Stoid** would be pen pals with Dick Cheney and **DDG** would answer everything with “That’s what you think.” ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 9:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/34 "2003-06-12T21:39:59Z")
**DDG** would also thing “google” was something you did with mouthwash. 😃 **kingpengvin** , I don’t know about you, but I don’t know if anyone here retains enough of an impression of me to come up with an opposite. People will at least remember **Aesiron** from the Star Trek threads. ---
**Author:** ![WillSantini](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/w/ed8c4c/32.png) [@WillSantini](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/WillSantini)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 9:42pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/35 "2003-06-12T21:42:41Z")
**Eutychus** would post complete song lyrics. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 9:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/36 "2003-06-12T21:58:10Z")
Ack. “thing”-\>“think”. Perhaps **Mirror-Balance** would remember to preview his posts… ---
**Author:** ![Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/6bbea6/32.png) [@Laughing\_Lagomorph](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Laughing_Lagomorph)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 10:06pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/37 "2003-06-12T22:06:00Z")
I don’t know you all that well **Balance** but I’ll take a shot at it: Mirror **Balance** would be an ardent technophobe with no use for SF/fantasy or cinema. How’s that? ---
**Author:** ![Nichol\_storm](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/n/3ec8ea/32.png) [@Nichol\_storm](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Nichol_storm)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 10:15pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/38 "2003-06-12T22:15:04Z")
**dantheman** would be a twenty-five year old mallrat from New Jersey named Brenda. Most of her posts would consist of questions like “My boyfriend Snake sells pieces of other people’s cars, and what’s so wrong about that, anyway?” and threads such as the immortal “TMI! This itch won’t go away, and now I’m oozing pus…” .:Nichol:. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 10:19pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/39 "2003-06-12T22:19:53Z")
That’ll do, Bunny, that’ll do. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![BMalion](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/e274bd/32.png) [@BMalion](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/BMalion)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 10:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/40 "2003-06-12T22:32:14Z")
**Lynn Bodoni** would be out of the hospital .🙂 [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262.md?page=1) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262.md?page=3)