# Mirror Universe Dopers! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 12, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262 "2003-06-12T02:31:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 20\ **Page:** 3
**Author:** ![vivalostwages](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/v/d07c76/32.png) [@vivalostwages](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/vivalostwages)\ **Post date:** [June 12, 2003, 11:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/41 "2003-06-12T23:29:49Z")
**Kn\*ckers** and **tarragon918** would be mean, nasty bitches with bad attitudes and nothing nice, creative or funny to say to anyone. ---
**Author:** ![The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/5f8ce5/32.png) [@The\_Peyote\_Coyote](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/The_Peyote_Coyote)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 12:04am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/42 "2003-06-13T00:04:42Z")
I would be a nice guy and against the use of any mind-altering substance. ---
**Author:** ![look\_ninjas](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/l/b2d939/32.png) [@look\_ninjas](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/look_ninjas)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 12:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/43 "2003-06-13T00:25:35Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***Marly23** would be a Creationist and a music hater. He would be known as a OTP for his railing against rap music. English is his second language and it shows in his odd syntax. \*\* And he’d hate **The Simpsons**. ---
**Author:** ![Zap\_Rowsdower](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/z/3da27b/32.png) [@Zap\_Rowsdower](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Zap_Rowsdower)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 1:01am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/44 "2003-06-13T01:01:06Z")
**Ringo** would change his user name to **Beatle** , yet still occasionally be referred to as Ringo several years later. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 1:22am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/45 "2003-06-13T01:22:46Z")
**Shirley Ujest** would make short, insightful, coherent posts. ---
**Author:** ![CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/crankyasanoldman/32/11670_2.png) [@CrankyAsAnOldMan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/CrankyAsAnOldMan)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 1:29am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/46 "2003-06-13T01:29:16Z")
No, more like \*\*Shirley UJest would put her kids in the car and drive her ass down to Ann Arbor once in a while for dopefests, many of which are getting increasingly kid-friendly. ---
**Author:** ![Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/d26b3c/32.png) [@Mr.Blue\_Sky](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Mr.Blue_Sky)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 1:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/47 "2003-06-13T01:31:46Z")
I would be the president of the Jim Carey Fan Club. ---
**Author:** ![Shirley\_Ujest](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/45deac/32.png) [@Shirley\_Ujest](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Shirley_Ujest)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 1:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/48 "2003-06-13T01:51:11Z")
[hijack] My excuse du jour just for Cranky - I wanted to go, but two things stopped me 1) a sinus infection that I finally went to the doctor for 2) I slept all day due to #1. I didn’t even know I was missed. [/hijack] ---
**Author:** ![Terrifel](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/c68b51/32.png) [@Terrifel](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Terrifel)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 2:08am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/49 "2003-06-13T02:08:12Z")
**Terrifel** , like Halkan leader Tharn from the original episode, would turn out to be the one person who is exactly the same in the Mirror Universe, except slightly more worried-looking. Unfortunately, the irrational fear of Van Dyke beards (_flanderopogonophobia_) is much more of a handicap over there. * * * Peace! Prosperity! Civil rights! Honesty! International cooperation! Vote\*\* Mirror-Universe Bush and Cheney\*\* in '04! ---
**Author:** ![Monstre](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/e274bd/32.png) [@Monstre](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Monstre)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 2:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/50 "2003-06-13T02:21:42Z")
**NoClueBoy** would be calm, reserved, and a bit on the shy side. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/51 "2003-06-13T02:45:56Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Aesiron \* > **I’ve been waiting for someone to describe mirror-me too, kingpengvin. Guess we’d both be wildly popular in the Mirror Universe, eh? 🙂** Sigh… story of my life… never leaves enough of an impression will be forgoten long before he reaches the grave. opposite me… one post lurker with a post that everone remembers. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 2:48am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/52 "2003-06-13T02:48:22Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Balance \* > **kingpengvin** , I don’t know about you, but I don’t know if anyone here retains enough of an impression of me to come up with an opposite. People will at least remember **Aesiron** from the Star Trek threads. \*\* That’d be the only reason and only 'cause I post so much in 'em. If it weren’t for Trek, I doubt I’d have even a hundred posts. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 3:16am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/53 "2003-06-13T03:16:05Z")
For some unexplained reason, **KingPengvin** would be deathly afraid of beurocracy in general. He lives in South America and has no opinions at all about sci fi and other works of fiction. He never wears shoes… **Aesiron** would be an upper east coast old woman that vomits everything she tries to eat except rice. Go figure. S/he (I know you’re a he, but this is MU!) would be absolutely fixated on Green Acres and Petticoat Junction. She is also William Shatner’s oldest shag, and considers TOS to be the pinnacle of network TV programming. 🙂 ---
**Author:** ![Super\_Gnat](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/e274bd/32.png) [@Super\_Gnat](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Super_Gnat)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:21am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/54 "2003-06-13T04:21:28Z")
**Scotticher** would be a miser who pretended to be poor so people would give her money. Ooh! Somebody do me now! (Assuming I’ve made any kind of impression.) ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:35am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/55 "2003-06-13T04:35:03Z")
**Super Gnat** would be a Volton pacifist. 😉 ---
**Author:** ![Marley23](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/m/45deac/32.png) [@Marley23](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Marley23)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:38am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/56 "2003-06-13T04:38:29Z")
…And also, in a mirror universe, my posting average (slightly over 4 per day) would accurately reflect how often I post. Or at least be close. ---
**Author:** ![Dragonblink](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/b9bd4f/32.png) [@Dragonblink](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragonblink)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 4:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/57 "2003-06-13T04:45:34Z")
In a mirror universe, people would know who the hell I am. 😃 – Dragon what now? ---
**Author:** ![Flamsterette\_X](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/41988e/32.png) [@Flamsterette\_X](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Flamsterette_X)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:25am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/58 "2003-06-13T05:25:06Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\ ***FlamsteretteX** would always lose track of peoples birthdays and would constantly post about how much she hates kittens and children. \*\* I don’t recall posting about an insane love for kittens, but thanks so much.The rest would probably be true in that mirror-image world. Although… I’d probably also constantly post about how much I hate everyone, and don’t give a crap about 'em. Anybody else want to do me? 🙂 In a mirror-image universe, then: **Spoz** would become the robot PC A.I. experiment he once jokingly accused me of being… and NOT abuse the English language to the ironic degree he does now. (to my mirror-image self, that would be just peachy) **iampunha** (and others) would post about how we needed to get an anti-gay / anti-bisexual movement going… coz we all know those gays and bisexuals are deviants who would poison the world with their corrupt lifestyle! Trollish, jerkish behavior would be encouraged at this forum. We could openly debate the existence of **Cecil Adams** , and nobody would ban us for saying even the most egregious of things. Okay… that’s all I can come up with now… maybe more later. F\_X ---
**Author:** ![Dragon\_Phoenix](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/d/bcef8e/32.png) [@Dragon\_Phoenix](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Dragon_Phoenix)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/59 "2003-06-13T05:28:18Z")
Phoenix Dragon would be me, and I would be Phoenix Dragon. ---
**Author:** ![Fibber\_McGee](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/f/a6a055/32.png) [@Fibber\_McGee](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Fibber_McGee)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/60 "2003-06-13T05:31:02Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by kingpengvin \* > \*\*Sigh… story of my life… never leaves enough of an impression will be forgoten long before he reaches the grave. > > opposite me… one post lurker with a post that everone remembers. \*\* Yeah . . . Not everyone here is a “superstar” with easily recognizable personality traits or posting habits, which is why I hate threads like this. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262.md?page=2) [Next page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262.md?page=4)