# Mirror Universe Dopers! **URL:** \ **Category:** Cafe Society\ **Created:** [June 12, 2003, 2:31am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262 "2003-06-12T02:31:31Z")\ **Posts on this page:** 14\ **Page:** 4
**Author:** ![SPOOFE](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/s/c5a1d2/32.png) [@SPOOFE](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/SPOOFE)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 7:02am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/61 "2003-06-13T07:02:39Z")
Overcoats! ---
**Author:** ![Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ecd19e/32.png) [@Aslan\_of\_Narnia](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Aslan_of_Narnia)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 10:12am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/62 "2003-06-13T10:12:12Z")
**iampunha** would’ve died from heat stroke. He would always run around threads wearing multiple layers of clothing, no matter how hot the weather was. Even though he only has one post, handy manages to answer all gq questions asked, and is always correct. He is able to do this thru the use of the edit option. Zenster does not know how to cook anything, despite seven years of cooking schools training him to do so. The last time he tried to make toast he burned down his house(not the first time). His recipe threads consist of recipes like this: **Boiled Water** Ingredients: 4 table glasses and 21 sugar forks of water Instructions: Pour water into cup. Stir gently with finger. Place in tub. Turn tub on to hot, let water run. Let water simmer, then cool. Take glass and get water. Serves 2 hungry people. Somebody do me. ---
**Author:** ![kingpengvin](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/k/9dc877/32.png) [@kingpengvin](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kingpengvin)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 1:34pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/63 "2003-06-13T13:34:39Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by NoClueBoy \* > \*\*For some unexplained reason, **KingPengvin** would be deathly afraid of beurocracy in general. He lives in South America and has no opinions at all about sci fi and other works of fiction. > > He never wears shoes… > > \*\* Awww just when I was about to mope some more… Gee whiz thanks. ---
**Author:** ![Balance](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ccd318/32.png) [@Balance](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Balance)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 3:07pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/64 "2003-06-13T15:07:56Z")
**Fibber** would despise video games, but oddly enough, the only films he’s interested in are based on them. He has worn out multiple DVD players watching _Tomb Raider_, _Mortal Kombat_, and _Super Mario Brothers_ over and over to catch all the subtle nuances. Despite this fan-boy attitude, he never argues when someone makes fun of his favorite movies because he’s too shy and non-confrontational. Oh, and he _never_ posts in Cafe Society. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:22pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/65 "2003-06-13T17:22:47Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by SPOOFE \* > \*\*Overcoats! \*\* HA! I actually **get** this. I get it. I GET IT! Wow. ---
**Author:** ![AncientHumanoid](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/ancienthumanoid/32/278_2.png) [@AncientHumanoid](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/AncientHumanoid)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 5:57pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/66 "2003-06-13T17:57:36Z")
**aslan2** is another Doper woman of extreme old age, who constantly laments of her regret at being the school bully. S/he seems to have a fixation with lemurs and Martha Stewart. S/he also thinks BTVS was the stupidest thing Joss ever did, including _FireFly_. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/67 "2003-06-13T20:16:20Z")
My username would be spelled with an appropriate font. ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:18pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/68 "2003-06-13T20:18:29Z")
Speaking of which : How _do_ you sign in? Using all those Alt codes would annoy the hell out of me. ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:27pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/69 "2003-06-13T20:27:23Z")
copy n’ paste copy n’ paste copy n’ paste… If my neice hadn’t sent it to me I probably couldn’t/ wouldn’t type it myself. I don’t blame people for not. I don’t mind just **DeepFried**. Anyway on with the fun! ---
**Author:** ![Ephemera](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/e/8baadc/32.png) [@Ephemera](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Ephemera)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:29pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/70 "2003-06-13T20:29:43Z")
Duh. Ask a stupid question… In the Mirror Universe, I’d have common sense. :smack: ---
**Author:** ![\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/_/7cd45c/32.png) [@\_Deep\_F\_ied](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/_Deep_F_ied)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 8:37pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/71 "2003-06-13T20:37:54Z")
…and I would know how to spell “niece”… ---
**Author:** ![Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/b/ac8455/32.png) [@Bippy\_the\_Beardless](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Bippy_the_Beardless)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 9:05pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/72 "2003-06-13T21:05:13Z")
**lieu** would be highly offended by any toilet humour. **Bottle Blonde Genie** would post threads about how ugly she thinks she is… **Eve** would post fart joke threads. There would be long running jokes about sending pie somewhere. ---
**Author:** ![ivylass](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/i/9de053/32.png) [@ivylass](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/ivylass)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 9:08pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/73 "2003-06-13T21:08:40Z")
**FairyChatMom** would post frequently about her hellion son, and about how she keeps having to bail him out of jail, and how she’s worried her house will be confiscated because of his meth lab in the basement. **lieu** would never post about poo. **Baker** ’s idea of a creative story would be “The cat sat on the mat. The End.” **Bibliocat** would not know why Vern from Trading Spaces is such a hottie. ---
**Author:** ![dantheman](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/dantheman/32/9421_2.png) [@dantheman](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/dantheman)\ **Post date:** [June 13, 2003, 9:12pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262/74 "2003-06-13T21:12:32Z")
> [@](#): > > \*Originally posted by Nichol\_storm \* > \*\ ***dantheman** would be a twenty-five year old mallrat from New Jersey named Brenda. \*\* Aha! And how do you know I’m **not** , eh? Eh? In a mirror universe, I’d be smart. [Previous page](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mirror-universe-dopers/181262.md?page=3)