# Mis-casting

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386>\
**Category:** Thread Games\
**Created:** [October 20, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386 "2017-10-20T20:47:51Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 20\
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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 8:47pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/1 "2017-10-20T20:47:51Z")

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Anyone remember the (not very well-known) mockumentary “And God Spoke”? In it they had Soupy Sales cast as Moses!

Along the same lines the object of this game is to devise some of the worst ‘alternate’ casting you can come up with for real tv shows and movies. Pick 3-5 characters from the show the previous poster names and list your cast choices (can be living or dead). e.g.

Star Trek TNG

Captain Picard - Buddy Ebsen  
Data - Burt Reynolds  
Counselor Troi - Rebel Wilson  
Commander Riker - David Schwimmer

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M_A_S_H_

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [October 20, 2017, 9:00pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/2 "2017-10-20T21:00:01Z")

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Darned edit timeout. Posters may also feel free to name shows for the next poster that have previously been listed. After all, the number of shows out there are finite, but the possibilities for miscasting are almost infinite!

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**Author:** ![Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/prof.pepperwinkle/32/13627_2.png) [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Prof.Pepperwinkle)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 1:00am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/3 "2017-10-21T01:00:01Z")

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## Dr. Hawkeye Pierce - Adam West Major Hot Lips Houlihan - Georgette Engels Radar O’Riley - Benedict Cumberbatch Col. Potter - Marty Allen

NCIS

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 1:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/4 "2017-10-21T01:10:14Z")

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> [@Prof.Pepperwinkle](#):
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> NCIS

(Season 1)

LJ Gibbs – Stephen Bogardus  
Caitlin Todd – Conchata Ferrell  
Anthony DiNozzo – Sean Hayes  
Abby Sciuto – Mare Winningham  
Donald Mallard – Mark Harmon

NEXT: _L&O: SVU_

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 2:13am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/5 "2017-10-21T02:13:03Z")

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L&O: SVU

Olivia Benson - Amy Schumer  
Odafin Tutuola - Eddie Murphy  
Donald Cragen - Telly Savalas  
John Munch - Woody Allen  
Eliot Stabler - Steven Seagal

Next: The Big Bang Theory

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 2:30am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/6 "2017-10-21T02:30:24Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Next: The Big Bang Theory

Sheldon – Charlie Sheen  
Leonard – Chris Noth  
Penny – Lorraine Bracco  
Raj – Kal Penn  
Howard – Adrien Brody  
Bernadette – Rashida Jones  
Amy – Angie Harmon  
Stuart – Chris Meloni  
**Next** : _The Mary Tyler Moore Show_

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**Author:** ![Kent\_Clark](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kent_clark/32/105_2.png) [@Kent\_Clark](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Kent_Clark)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 2:45am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/7 "2017-10-21T02:45:59Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : _The Mary Tyler Moore Show_

Mary - Faye Dunaway  
Lou - Louie Anderson  
Murray - Don Rickles  
Rhoda - Joy Behar  
Ted - Robert Redford  
Georgette - Roseanne Barr

Next: **Modern Family**

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 3:10am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/8 "2017-10-21T03:10:12Z")

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> [@kunilou](#):
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> Next: **Modern Family**

Jay - Gary Burghoff  
Gloria - Judy Garland  
Cameron - John Wayne  
Mitchell - Charles Bronson  
Claire - Michelle Yeoh  
Next: I Love Lucy

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 3:28am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/9 "2017-10-21T03:28:05Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> Next: I Love Lucy

Lucy – Mayim Bialik  
Ricky – Raul Esparza  
Ethel – Jennifer Jason Leigh  
Fred – Patrick Stewart  
**Next** : _Bewitched_

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [October 21, 2017, 3:51am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/10 "2017-10-21T03:51:29Z")

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> [@RivkahChaya](#):
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> **Next** : _Bewitched_

Samantha - America Ferrera  
Darren - Henry Morgan  
Endora - Goldie Hawn  
Larry - Leonard Nimoy  
Next: This is Us

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 1:50am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/11 "2017-10-23T01:50:56Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> Next: This is Us

Cardigan, I don’t think this show is well-known. Why don’t you do it yourself, then give us something a little better-known. Either something older, or a network show.

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 11:56am UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/12 "2017-10-23T11:56:43Z")

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Star Wars: Episode 4 (A New Hope)

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 1:03pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/13 "2017-10-23T13:03:41Z")

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Luke Skywalker - Michael Cera  
Princess Leia - Aubrey Plaza  
Han Solo - Matt LeBlanc  
Darth Vader - Dwayne Johnson  
C3PO - Jeffrey Tambor  
R2D2 - Peter Dinklage

Next: The Wizard of Oz

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 5:01pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/14 "2017-10-23T17:01:50Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Next: The Wizard of Oz

Dorothy – Virginia Weidler  
The Wizard – Buster Keaton  
The Witch – Katharine Hepburn  
The Scarecrow – Ralph Bellamy  
The Cowardly Lion – Johnny Weismuller  
The Tin Man – Cary Grant  
Glinda – Miriam Hopkins  
Auntie Em – Irene Dunne  
Uncle Henry – David Niven  
Toto – Pal  
**Next** : _All in the Family_

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**Author:** ![Cardigan](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/cardigan/32/187_2.png) [@Cardigan](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Cardigan)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 5:16pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/15 "2017-10-23T17:16:11Z")

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Archie Bunker - Alan Alda  
Edith - Michael Learned  
Gloria - Fran Drescher  
Meathead - Brent Spiner

Next: Gone With the Wind

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**Author:** ![Knowed\_Out](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/knowed_out/32/7380_2.png) [@Knowed\_Out](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Knowed_Out)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 5:35pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/16 "2017-10-23T17:35:14Z")

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Scarlett O’Hara - Britney Spears  
Rhett Butler - Larry the Cable Guy  
Mammy - Mo’Nique  
Pork - Sinbad (because in one of his shows he said he would have sided with the whites)  
Ashley - Ron White

Next: Leave it to Beaver

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**Author:** ![RivkahChaya](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/rivkahchaya/32/8919_2.png) [@RivkahChaya](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/RivkahChaya)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 5:39pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/17 "2017-10-23T17:39:15Z")

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> [@Cardigan](#):
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> Next: Gone With the Wind

Scarlett – Marlene Dietrich  
Rhett – James Stewart  
Ashley – Donald Crisp  
Melanie – Lauren Bacall  
Mammy – Josephine Baker  
Mr. O’Hara – Buster Keaton  
Mrs. O’Hara – Mary Pickford  
**Next** : _One Day at a Time_

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**Author:** ![Thin\_Ice](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/t/aeb1de/32.png) [@Thin\_Ice](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Thin_Ice)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 8:41pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/18 "2017-10-23T20:41:00Z")

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> [@Knowed\_Out](#):
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> Next: Leave it to Beaver

Ward - Ozzy Osbourne  
June - Cyndi Lauper  
Beaver - Ron Howard  
Wally - Scott Baio  
Eddie - Richard Simmons  
Next: Barney Miller

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**Author:** ![Andy\_L](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/c67d28/32.png) [@Andy\_L](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Andy_L)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 8:43pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/19 "2017-10-23T20:43:31Z")

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> [@Thin\_Ice](#):
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> Ward - Ozzy Osbourne  
> June - Cyndi Lauper  
> Beaver - Ron Howard  
> Wally - Scott Baio  
> Eddie - Richard Simmons  
> Next: Barney Miller

I cant do it all, but it has to start with:

Barney: Abe Vigoda  
Fish: Michael Cera

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**Author:** ![astorian](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/ad7895/32.png) [@astorian](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/astorian)\
**Post date:** [October 23, 2017, 8:52pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-casting/799386/20 "2017-10-23T20:52:53Z")

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Barney: Abe Vigoda  
Mrs. Miller: Pam Anderson  
Fish: Michael Cera  
Dietrich: Steven Seagal  
Harris: Chris Tucker  
Wojo: Gilbert Gottfried  
Inspector Luger: Harvey Fierstein  
Yemana: BD Wong  
Chano: Horatio Sanz

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