(Mis)Casting

Captain Kangaroo

Columbo?

Wally Cox

Deanna Troi?

Majelle (spelling?) Barrett

Maggie Seaver

Majelle (spelling?) Barrett

Maggie Seaver

Sandra Bernhard

Ralphie (A Christmas Story)

Mason Reese

Uhura

Ellen Paige
Diana Prince (1970s tv show)

Mia Farrow
Danny Ocean

Randy Quaid

Ted Stryker?

Mike “the Situation” Sorrentino

Han Solo?

Chris Farley

Henry VIII?

Don Knotts

Mary Magdalene?

Fran Drescher

Julius Caesar?

What? Drescher couldn’t play the role of a Jewish prostitute turn religious fanatic?

Sylvester Stallone

Jesus Christ Superstar

John Fiedler

King Herod?

[del]Alice[/del] Anderson Cooper

Alice in Wonderland

Rhea Perlman
Elinor Dashwood (from Sense and Sensibility)

Oprah Winfrey

Puck?

Wiil Smith
Robin Hood

Johnathan Harris

Captain 1st Rank Marko Aleksandrovich Ramius?