Paul Lynde
Laura Petrie?
Phyllis Diller
Niles Crane?
Luis Guzman
Father Christmas?
Jim Parsons
Dorothy? (of Oz)
Honey Boo Boo
Mary Poppins
Rosanne
Rosanne Conner?
Sandy Duncan
Theodore “Beaver” Cleaver?
Gilbert Gottfried
Peter Pan?
Christopher Lloyd
Lt. Colonel Henry Blake?
R. Lee Ermey
Klinger?
Arnold Schwarzenegger
Hot Lips Houlihan?
Victoria Jackson
Frank Burns?
We could do a parody, TRASH
Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson
Father Mulcahy?
Sam Kinison
Igor, from the mess tent?
Marty Feldman, of course!
Maj. Charles Emerson Winchester?
Simon Helberg
Radar O’Reilly?
Danny DeVito
Col. Potter?
Edward Everett Horton
Anonymous background nurse who always seemed to be named Able or Baker?
Helena Bonham Carter
Captain Jack Sparrow?
Fred Gwynne
Voldemort?