# Mis-heard Radio Ad... Wait, WHAT?

**URL:** <https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-heard-radio-ad-wait-what/619496>\
**Category:** Miscellaneous and Personal Stuff I Must Share\
**Created:** [April 21, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-heard-radio-ad-wait-what/619496 "2012-04-21T13:26:57Z")\
**Posts on this page:** 4\
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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2012, 1:26pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-heard-radio-ad-wait-what/619496/1 "2012-04-21T13:26:57Z")

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I am still half asleep, and have the radio on for background noise. There was just an advertisement from a local jewelry store for some sort of contest they are holding. I wasn’t paying half attention, just browsing the 'Dope and ingesting caffeine and I caught the last line…

What I heard was…

Register now for a $1000 diamond\*\* dick\*\*. :eek:

I have NO idea what they are really giving away, but that would be one _hell_ of a vibrator! 😛

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**Author:** ![Al\_Bundy](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/a/e79b87/32.png) [@Al\_Bundy](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/Al_Bundy)\
**Post date:** [April 21, 2012, 2:58pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-heard-radio-ad-wait-what/619496/2 "2012-04-21T14:58:46Z")

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Maybe it was the book, Diamond Dick, Jr.'s $1000 Bill.

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**Author:** ![PapSett](https://avatars.discourse-cdn.com/v4/letter/p/ecc23a/32.png) [@PapSett](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/PapSett)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 1:25pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-heard-radio-ad-wait-what/619496/3 "2012-04-22T13:25:30Z")

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Diamond DIG. I heard it again last night and it’s a diamond _ **DIG** _. :smack:

They are going to bury a certificate for $1000 in diamond jewelry in a big sand pit. Glad that got cleard up. 😛

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**Author:** ![kayaker](https://sea3.discourse-cdn.com/straightdope/user_avatar/boards.straightdope.com/kayaker/32/441_2.png) [@kayaker](https://boards.straightdope.com/u/kayaker)\
**Post date:** [April 22, 2012, 1:32pm UTC](https://boards.straightdope.com/t/mis-heard-radio-ad-wait-what/619496/4 "2012-04-22T13:32:34Z")

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All the KY in the world wouldn’t smooth the way for a diamond dick.